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Off Topic / Re: You will go to hell if you laugh at this.

« on: April 30, 2010, 09:28:12 PM »

I saw this before. I cried about it.


Then later laughed about it.


Then threw a glass against the wall. :c

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Off Topic / Re: Westboro Baptist Church

« on: April 30, 2010, 09:16:11 PM »

terrorist*

what is with dumbasses and not knowing how to spell

No need to be rude about it. everyone makes a mistake every here and there, no need to insult them. No one being is perfect.

Whats with starfishs like you yelling at people who don't spell a word right.

That rebuttle wasn't needed. :c Just move on, use your energy productively to Love. <3

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Off Topic / Re: Shut the forget up about America.

« on: April 30, 2010, 09:06:42 PM »

No. Bush invested billions of dollars into hydrogen cars, causing our economical downfall

Yes. That is the sole reason the economy is in a downfall. 

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Off Topic / Re: Uh oh, Ecstasy?

« on: April 30, 2010, 08:44:00 PM »

I know 12 year olds do drugs. I'm combining this post with the rest of his and the story that starts to emerge is loving ridiculous.

1. Get drunk and high.
2. Pick up girl and have love with her on the way to the SAT.
3. Take SAT while high and hungover.
4. After the SAT have love and try ecstacy.
5. 2 months later the results for the test come in. Scored 2000 on test and got full scholarship to college.
6. Fade to black and roll credits to popular 80s rock song that features the title of the movie.
7. Make a small fortune on tapes. Change name and move to Caribbean to avoid taxes.
8. GOTO 1

Don't be silly. :P

















They'd find him in the Caribbean, hide out in Italy or Spain, or France. They won't even think about looking there. :D

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Off Topic / Re: Uh oh, Ecstasy?

« on: April 30, 2010, 08:35:39 PM »

I feel like I'm in a really bad 80s After-School Special. 

This bullstuff sounds like you ripped it right from the plot of horrible straight-to-vhs b comedies from the 90s.

O u :3

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Off Topic / Re: Shut the forget up about America.

« on: April 30, 2010, 08:22:27 PM »

Some Europeans dont like America because the Russians reached Berlin first in WWII.

I think they are just jealous 'cause our Queen is prettier then theirs. :C

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Off Topic / Re: Uh oh, Ecstasy?

« on: April 30, 2010, 07:58:45 PM »

A hot lady friend of mine has invited me to do ecstasy with her tomorrow after my SAT's. I haven't done ex yet. What should I do?

If you do it, then on sunset, the following evening, when all is hushed in the valley, you will prick your finger on a spindle..




























And die.

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Off Topic / Re: Shut the forget up about America.

« on: April 30, 2010, 07:16:17 PM »

Things in this town go around. The instant my mother moved in with my step-dad, the whole town knew she was a cougar.

My step-dad is 4 years older than me. O.O

O.o

You shouldn't believe everything you hear around town. My town has a rumor going around that I'm insane. 

.....That's the last time I talk to mangoes in public. :C

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Off Topic / Re: Shut the forget up about America.

« on: April 30, 2010, 07:12:51 PM »

Hah! I wasn't stalking anybody. I was at the supermarket. As I was about to leave, I saw her pull up, and get out of the car. I about pissed my pants at the size of her.

Then how did you know she was going to get a social security check? ._.

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Off Topic / Re: Shut the forget up about America.

« on: April 30, 2010, 07:10:45 PM »

Here is the only problem I have with America, and this fat subject we're on.
About a week ago, I saw a woman getting out of her car. She looked like she weighed at least 400+. She had a handicap tag hanging from her rear view mirror. And apparently, she was receiving a social security check just as fat as she was, all because she couldn't work.

Here is my question. Why do our hard working tax payers have to pay the price for someone who decided to glutton themselves, and make no effort to fix the problem?

People do gain weight for reasons besides eating, you know. :o

And why were you stalking her? 0.0

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Off Topic / Re: Birthday!

« on: April 30, 2010, 06:48:49 PM »

Happy birthday! <3

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Off Topic / Re: SAT's are Tomorrow

« on: April 30, 2010, 06:21:06 PM »

LOL. Don't be a rooster-block... that is majorly uncool.

People are free to make their own decisions and get their own diseases. :)

They don't agree with me, so they shall perish. 

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Off Topic / Re: SAT's are Tomorrow

« on: April 30, 2010, 05:51:07 PM »

I already kinda forgeted that up, but I've accepted that I'm going to spend eternity in hell...

My brother told me the same thing a while ago.

However, I had the power then to make his love un-enjoyable by making constant interruptions including playing the Fiddler on the Roof soundtrack. Nothing kills the mood quite like a fat Jewish man singing about what he would do if he were wealthy. 

I think that's why I'm rarely permitted to go over to his apartment. :o

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Off Topic / Re: SAT's are Tomorrow

« on: April 30, 2010, 05:44:42 PM »

Don't have love till marriage and take Dylan? 

And hiya Toke. <3

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Off Topic / Re: Shut the forget up about America.

« on: April 30, 2010, 05:42:03 PM »

Nah in texas they just electrocute you if you jay-walk.

So that's why their yearly murders are so high, them killers don't J-walk.