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Drama / Re: Alternat¡ve - just wow
« on: February 14, 2015, 05:40:24 PM »
It's like he's just out to get everyone it's really annoying
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Off Topic / A short story I made in my free time in English
« on: February 13, 2015, 09:45:14 PM »
Part one was in English, part two I typed up just now:
After the big toilet disaster of 1812 the confederation of non American states stated their plans to get the s(h)ituation cleaned up for the masses passing the gasses. They embarked on the journey by swabbing a q-tip clan through the mean streets of a rich neighborhood with white fences Afroman. After seeing the trouble that the migrant workers were having armed with mere q-tips the Wu Tang Association declared war on the non America stating that the killer bees sold 50 gold 60 platinum and were going to come at them for the displacement of the many q-tippers as is called by the best buy workers union of Thailand. The thai men armed with the eight limbs joined in the battalion of the shaolin shadow boxers and rushed to the non America for battle. Their clinches unmatched, the first battle of Toilet (pronounced “poopy”, the fallen city of Quito) resulted in a massive loss of blood and ribcages for the non American soldier front 2. The imposed Ecuadorian tribespeople of the former Quito emerged from the underground where capybaras and palm trees were plenty and joined in with the ranks of the muay thai force (they called it “mucho thai” as a joke lol) and picked up the art of shaolin sticky stickfighting, a more advanced third cousin of the stickfighting the tribesmen used in their great capybara hunts of the old. As they sneezed on the sticks in order to ready them for battle the poop poop parashooter force rushed in from over the sky and laid a lot of big stinkers on the citypeople. Over 10,000 people threw up on the streets, the deadliest flatual attack in the (sh/c)i(t/tt)y’s history. The thai leader Quan Chi was unFaZed but had to round the Ecuadorian fightguys who were contemplating desertion and pooping on the Thai compound as well. Lucky, the wu dank arrived and out from the sky emerged thousands of shalom shadow hedgehogs (my Oc, stop showing everyone my deviantart Kevin) began to crush the non American ranks with the sheer originality of the OC which is a jet black risqué recolor of sanic, the god of the thai people. Their leader fell when Raekwon the Chef of the Wu Dang cooked him up in a pot of stew which the impoverished Ecuadorian people ate. The battle over, the Ecuadorians thanked the oriental fighters and the Africans and first rebuilt the reclaimed quito with a town hut of hay and sticks as was customary in the ecuadoorian traditions. Ecuador would rise once more as the meme central in the bicentennial of the poopcracy, a distinguished klan.
PART TWO
All was well in the recovering city of Quito, formerly Toilet (pronounced Poopy) of the non American confederate. All was well until the builder roberto Blue Meanie ran out of the mortar. That was normally okay, as donkey scat (called “dulce de leche” by the local shaman chefs) was used historically to build the great Manahandayobba temple of 1603 under tribeperson Wilsong el Mejor. The problem was, they were fresh out of donkey scat as they'd used it in the preparation of the town stew because the townspeople were very hungry. In desperate need for some sort of mortar, the townspeople resorted to using boogers as mortar. However, being Ecuadorians, they mistakenly scraped their nasal septums, causing a large outbreak of seriously bad nosebleeds. With the population now in danger, a non American spy informed the grand leader of the crCIA and he then ordered a large order of 25,000 large fry and then a small expeditionary force of juggalo poop specialists to reclaim the city and then advance towards the great toilet empire of Chilli. The jewgalos advancing, the townspeople had no choice but to release the hairy odorous stickfighters that were kept dormant in the underground temple of Sucio-Sanchez. These fightmen were kept in a solution of methbrown towndehyde collected from the scat of capybara women and pebbles, the most advanced technology of the ecuadorian people. The ranks released, they rushed in a great P-P formation at the attacking juggalo stink invaders. They fought hard, but the end came when the liutenant of the hairy stickmen was smeared across the face by a marauding stinkfighter. With horrible pinkeye, he had no choice but to surrender and perform the ceremonial honorable Self Delete of the Ecuadorian elite warriors: to perform a poop-dance and then remove one's own colon using an obsidian knife with a hilt of solidified capybara dung; to then stir-fry and eat as much of it as possible before death. The city was lost, and countless other conflicts erupted around the world with the now confident non Americans being confident enough to take them, as if the great stinker Chilli was not in enough danger as is! The Wu Tank was recovering its losses and the tie dye fighters had a great case of diarrhea in its country, causing enormous flooding. With the majority of southeast Asia covered in flooding poop, there was little hope from a great ally...
After the big toilet disaster of 1812 the confederation of non American states stated their plans to get the s(h)ituation cleaned up for the masses passing the gasses. They embarked on the journey by swabbing a q-tip clan through the mean streets of a rich neighborhood with white fences Afroman. After seeing the trouble that the migrant workers were having armed with mere q-tips the Wu Tang Association declared war on the non America stating that the killer bees sold 50 gold 60 platinum and were going to come at them for the displacement of the many q-tippers as is called by the best buy workers union of Thailand. The thai men armed with the eight limbs joined in the battalion of the shaolin shadow boxers and rushed to the non America for battle. Their clinches unmatched, the first battle of Toilet (pronounced “poopy”, the fallen city of Quito) resulted in a massive loss of blood and ribcages for the non American soldier front 2. The imposed Ecuadorian tribespeople of the former Quito emerged from the underground where capybaras and palm trees were plenty and joined in with the ranks of the muay thai force (they called it “mucho thai” as a joke lol) and picked up the art of shaolin sticky stickfighting, a more advanced third cousin of the stickfighting the tribesmen used in their great capybara hunts of the old. As they sneezed on the sticks in order to ready them for battle the poop poop parashooter force rushed in from over the sky and laid a lot of big stinkers on the citypeople. Over 10,000 people threw up on the streets, the deadliest flatual attack in the (sh/c)i(t/tt)y’s history. The thai leader Quan Chi was unFaZed but had to round the Ecuadorian fightguys who were contemplating desertion and pooping on the Thai compound as well. Lucky, the wu dank arrived and out from the sky emerged thousands of shalom shadow hedgehogs (my Oc, stop showing everyone my deviantart Kevin) began to crush the non American ranks with the sheer originality of the OC which is a jet black risqué recolor of sanic, the god of the thai people. Their leader fell when Raekwon the Chef of the Wu Dang cooked him up in a pot of stew which the impoverished Ecuadorian people ate. The battle over, the Ecuadorians thanked the oriental fighters and the Africans and first rebuilt the reclaimed quito with a town hut of hay and sticks as was customary in the ecuadoorian traditions. Ecuador would rise once more as the meme central in the bicentennial of the poopcracy, a distinguished klan.
PART TWO
All was well in the recovering city of Quito, formerly Toilet (pronounced Poopy) of the non American confederate. All was well until the builder roberto Blue Meanie ran out of the mortar. That was normally okay, as donkey scat (called “dulce de leche” by the local shaman chefs) was used historically to build the great Manahandayobba temple of 1603 under tribeperson Wilsong el Mejor. The problem was, they were fresh out of donkey scat as they'd used it in the preparation of the town stew because the townspeople were very hungry. In desperate need for some sort of mortar, the townspeople resorted to using boogers as mortar. However, being Ecuadorians, they mistakenly scraped their nasal septums, causing a large outbreak of seriously bad nosebleeds. With the population now in danger, a non American spy informed the grand leader of the crCIA and he then ordered a large order of 25,000 large fry and then a small expeditionary force of juggalo poop specialists to reclaim the city and then advance towards the great toilet empire of Chilli. The jewgalos advancing, the townspeople had no choice but to release the hairy odorous stickfighters that were kept dormant in the underground temple of Sucio-Sanchez. These fightmen were kept in a solution of methbrown towndehyde collected from the scat of capybara women and pebbles, the most advanced technology of the ecuadorian people. The ranks released, they rushed in a great P-P formation at the attacking juggalo stink invaders. They fought hard, but the end came when the liutenant of the hairy stickmen was smeared across the face by a marauding stinkfighter. With horrible pinkeye, he had no choice but to surrender and perform the ceremonial honorable Self Delete of the Ecuadorian elite warriors: to perform a poop-dance and then remove one's own colon using an obsidian knife with a hilt of solidified capybara dung; to then stir-fry and eat as much of it as possible before death. The city was lost, and countless other conflicts erupted around the world with the now confident non Americans being confident enough to take them, as if the great stinker Chilli was not in enough danger as is! The Wu Tank was recovering its losses and the tie dye fighters had a great case of diarrhea in its country, causing enormous flooding. With the majority of southeast Asia covered in flooding poop, there was little hope from a great ally...
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Off Topic / Re: What is your favorite side arm?
« on: February 13, 2015, 09:44:18 PM »There's not that many videos of a c96 in slow motionNo I mean that I knew it was from Forgotten Weapons
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Off Topic / Re: ✵✴ - Forumer of the Day - ✴✵ - DAY XII
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:42:31 PM »
your list is buttforgeted emofreek
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Off Topic / Re: What is your favorite side arm?
« on: February 13, 2015, 06:40:51 PM »Smaller caliber than a .22 but higher velocity and expensive as hell, just not practical...The way the round is designed essentially makes it a lower-powered .223 rem that makes it appropriate for smaller weapons while still maintaining the edge of higher velocity, effectiveness over range, and greater entry than conventional pistol cartridges.
And 5.7mm = ~.22 in, so it's the same size as a 22 for caliber
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Off Topic / Re: Which fallen user do u love most
« on: February 13, 2015, 06:33:53 PM »
Superflamminninja
He was a normal 11 year old but his quirk was that his spelling was so loving awful that it was fun to read his posts
He was a normal 11 year old but his quirk was that his spelling was so loving awful that it was fun to read his posts
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Drama / Re: releasetheblocks2- the most stufftiest person on the forum
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:19:52 PM »this is one single guy's opinion. don't act like this is obama filing an official terrorist list or something lolI meant that I want to know why he has that opinion lole
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Off Topic / Re: Some friend thinks he's going to shoot up my school tomorrow
« on: February 12, 2015, 11:55:40 PM »
make it a school shootout instead
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Drama / Re: releasetheblocks2- the most stufftiest person on the forum
« on: February 12, 2015, 11:50:57 PM »
But I still don't even understand how trogtor ended up on the forget-you list. He's the breath of mother teresa.
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Off Topic / Re: Today I was forced to drink a cup of my own piss - NEW STORY
« on: February 12, 2015, 06:06:37 PM »mfw mfwYou clear all of the nut out of your urethra so you don't get any aftershock
why do you need to piss after jacking off
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Drama / Re: releasetheblocks2- the most stufftiest person on the forum
« on: February 08, 2015, 01:46:05 PM »
RELEASE the roosters!!!!!!!
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Off Topic / Re: What Language are you taking in school?
« on: February 07, 2015, 03:05:43 AM »
I think the reason why Spanish might be hard for a ton of people is that the pronunciation is pretty difficult and that the grammar is confusing which is compounded by having trouble just speaking out words. I know a kid that speaks Greek conversationally but dropped out of Italian because it was killing his grade. Spanish and Italian grammar are nearly identical and both have big gaps for pronunciation from English so it makes sense that loads of kids in my grade dropped language - except for like all of the French taking kids because they're a tiny bunch.
I think that if my school offered non-Romance languages kids wouldn't drop the stuff after 10th grade. Just because a kid might be bad with Spanish grammar doesn't mean that there isn't the chance that something like German or Jewbag Yiddish would come along easily for them.
Romance is dragging down the school system!!
I think that if my school offered non-Romance languages kids wouldn't drop the stuff after 10th grade. Just because a kid might be bad with Spanish grammar doesn't mean that there isn't the chance that something like German or Jewbag Yiddish would come along easily for them.
Romance is dragging down the school system!!