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Forum Games / Re: What is the person above you avatar saying?
« on: February 23, 2010, 11:59:57 PM »
With this weapon the capitalist dogs on Sesame Street will die.

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Off Topic / Re: Why is _____ so entertaining thread?
« on: February 23, 2010, 11:53:17 PM »
Because everything is composed of matter.

Why is television so entertaining?

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Off Topic / Re: Game: How do you get rid of ice?
« on: February 23, 2010, 11:49:12 PM »
Snort it before the cops catch you with it.

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Off Topic / Re: Whats the biggest poop you ever made?
« on: February 23, 2010, 11:45:07 PM »
I stumbled into the wrong topic. I thought you meant something more under the lines of threadstuffting, but actual deification? We are not monkeys, we do not handle our feces in that manner.

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Mello Yellow

If you could erase one thing from history textbooks?

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The taste of it.

If you could remove one thing from television, what would it be?

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The bloodstains.

If you could get rid of one thing from your car, what would it be?

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Forum Games / Re: What is the person above you avatar saying?
« on: February 23, 2010, 11:25:08 PM »
My urban Japanese camouflage is flawless.

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centipedes, they've moved in for the winter, and these are mature three inch long ones too.

If you could remove one thing from nature, what would it be?

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The skeleton of queen Elizabeth the First.

Edit: Question, if you could have any animal on the planet as a pet, what would it be?

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Off Topic / Re: The classroom, at its finest.
« on: February 23, 2010, 10:32:52 PM »
Last year, during the last performance of the Winter musical, the senior stage manager spent the entire duration of the musical trying to get himself to lactate. According to all the stagehands who were present, he succeeded.

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Off Topic / Re: The classroom, at its finest.
« on: February 23, 2010, 10:25:39 PM »
One time my cat followed me to school.

My school's perfect attendance award was once given to a dog that would do that.

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Off Topic / Re: The classroom, at its finest.
« on: February 23, 2010, 10:16:08 PM »
Oh, Sirrus reminded me; While practicing for our robotics team the other day, I looked down into the dark media center and upon closer inspection, found myself looking at a rather large stack of chairs made of possibly every chair in the room.

In my calculus class, one half of the class partakes in setting up practical jokes five minutes before class starts just to mess with our teacher. One day they decided to flip everything in the room that they could lift upside down. While they were partaking in this another teacher walks into the room and asks, "What are you doing," they explain the situation to her and she responds by saying "Okay help me unscrew the blackboard."

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Off Topic / Re: The classroom, at its finest.
« on: February 23, 2010, 10:00:14 PM »
My school has a  technical theater class, where students make the sets and set up the lighting for our school plays, and it also serves in a way as a woodworking/shop class. A semester in technical theater grants an art credit so many students join because they hate the high school art teacher and don't want to be in band  or choir, so 3/4 of the students in this class are either incompetent or just mess around in the prop closet.

I took this class in my freshman year and one day I walk into the workshop to find that a bunch of idiots were playing around with carpenter glue. As a  result they had glued someone's hands over his eyes. It took them five minutes to pry his hands from his face and when they were finished he had completely removed his eyebrows.

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Drama / Re: You guys all suck, change now
« on: February 23, 2010, 09:50:12 PM »


The forums are fine, the community is fine, but just not when in drama. All I can say is if you don't like the hatred and flaming then go to somewhere else in off topic, forum members are not vultures who have to squat over the rotting carcasses in drama or else wither up into a husk and die. All kinds of people (and idiots) seem to get along fine outside of drama because all of the communities problems are filtered into here, you just have to get far enough away from drama to enjoy its purpose.

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