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Off Topic / Re: Awww stuff, Post'n Pics of spiders now.

« on: August 03, 2011, 06:21:07 AM »

>mowing lawn
>look down
>spider on shirt, about to reach my neck
>FLAIL WILDLY
>LAUNCH THE NUKES OH GOD HELP ME

forget spiders

I had something similar to this happen, but I was raking gumballs and I look at my arm and saw around 20 ants crawling on me.
Then I began to flail wildly.

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Off Topic / Re: Awww stuff, Post'n Pics of spiders now.

« on: August 03, 2011, 06:16:39 AM »

Blow up your haus.

Didn't Read last post?

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Off Topic / Re: Awww stuff, Post'n Pics of spiders now.

« on: August 03, 2011, 06:09:08 AM »

Moving to alert Brown, Found him.
I swatted at him as he was near my bed wall. And I wasn't cool with that at all.
he fell under my bed, I was terrified. Went over to computer to rant about my spider problems, kept a watchful eye.
He flew from under my bed towards my dresser. Prepared my swatter, and swung fury on his ass.. Now he lies curled up in ball. Dead.
I feel bad for him, but that is life. Sometimes you end up in the wrong place, at the wrong time.

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Drama / Re: Aeschylus-Build Stealer and starfish in General

« on: August 03, 2011, 05:21:09 AM »

Remember, this is the man who admined Shard The Owl, AKA commander45.

4 posts, and one of them is a huge bump.
How surprising.
Please watch what you are doing next time.

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Off Topic / Re: Jay and Silent Bob Strike back

« on: August 03, 2011, 04:44:30 AM »

I like it, but it wasn't nearly as good as the Clerks Movies.

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Off Topic / Re: Programs not displaying onscreen

« on: August 03, 2011, 04:24:34 AM »

Reboot would be the basic thing to do. It works as magic man. =) you can pres ctrl alt del and theres an option there taht saya restart.

Assuming he uses Windows 7 or Vista.

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Off Topic / Re: Dubstep mime

« on: August 03, 2011, 04:05:41 AM »

Made me laugh sorta, but overall kinda stupid.

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Off Topic / Re: Ms paint horrors

« on: August 03, 2011, 01:30:52 AM »

I drew this in MS paint. Took a minute or two.
Do I win?

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Off Topic / Re: Awww stuff, Post'n Pics of spiders now.

« on: August 03, 2011, 01:15:32 AM »

Its less likely then you think.

What did you think?  SPIDER SEES MOUTH, MY GOD LOOK AT ALL OF THAT SMEXY MOUTH-ACTION, MUST CRAWL IN

I wouldn't doubt it at all.
Reasons why.
1. Your size. You look like a building to a spider, and they really think much of it. If you are asleep, you won't be moving much, and they wouldn't even notice that the very thing they are on is a human.
2. Your mouth. It has alot of traits that spiders like. Warm, and wet. Thats how they do.
I wouldn't be surprised if we have all swallowed a spider or two in our sleep.
Either way, you must not understand what a Phobia is, thus you shouldn't try to argue it.

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Off Topic / Re: Awww stuff, Post'n Pics of spiders now.

« on: August 03, 2011, 12:57:31 AM »

>I see spider in any part of house
>Shrug it off and let them eat the bugs I don't want

And will you be shrugging when said spider crawls into your mouth as you sleep?

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Off Topic / Re: Awww stuff, Post'n Pics of spiders now.

« on: August 03, 2011, 12:45:23 AM »

Saw the spider that was hovering over me.
It crawled under the gap between my wall and door frame.

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Off Topic / Re: Awww stuff, Post'n Pics of spiders now.

« on: August 03, 2011, 12:14:05 AM »

Nice lol
It is extremely scary how
This

Can do this

And I have those in my area.

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Off Topic / Re: Coolio's thread for venting his rage

« on: August 03, 2011, 12:11:23 AM »

XxStAtInGtHeObViOuSxX 125mb is just a bit more than a tenth, well like a fifth of ONE GB.

Somebody clearly didn't get the joke.

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Off Topic / Re: Programs not displaying onscreen

« on: August 03, 2011, 12:09:53 AM »

Did you restart your computer?

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Off Topic / Re: Awww stuff, Post'n Pics of spiders now.

« on: August 03, 2011, 12:05:33 AM »

crab spider?  ?

Hawt.
This makes me want to watch Eight Legged Freaks