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Zeblote should be blockhead of the year not Swollow
in my opinion if the title should have been given to someone else it should have been Pecon

2732
Off Topic / Re: Swollow's AMA
« on: January 01, 2016, 02:17:40 AM »
are you
yes
no brackets on user tagging when
the bracketless will be assimilated
that's why you're Master, baby ;3
*coughs*
where did you put all that loli that you had on your image hosting site?

2733
Off Topic / Re: Swollow's AMA
« on: January 01, 2016, 01:57:51 AM »
What are your thoughts on the blatant copyright you're infringing upon that is my likeness?
I made my username up 13 years ago when I was in kindergarten and didn't know what the internet was, also show me your l3git copyright claim
hey can u show me the source code for that
Code: [Select]
<?php
$username 
"Swololol";
if(
file_exists("steam_stat.txt"))
{
$fr fopen("steam_stat.txt",'r');
$contents fread($fr,filesize("steam_stat.txt"));
fclose($fr);
$data explode("\t",$contents);
$last_t = (int)$data[0];
$stat_t = (int)$data[1];
}
else
{
$last_t 0;
$stat_t 0;
}
if(
time()-$last_t 20)
{
$cont file_get_contents("http://steamcommunity.com/id/" $username "/");
$ind strpos($cont,"profile_in_game persona online");
if($ind === false)
$ind strpos($cont,"profile_in_game persona in-game");
if($ind === false)
$stat 0;
else
$stat 1;

$fw fopen("steam_stat.txt",'w');
fwrite($fw,time() . "\t" $stat);
fclose($fw);
}
else
$stat $stat_t;
if(
$stat 1)
$stat 1;
$img imagecreate(9,8);
$back imagecolorallocate($img,0,0,254);
$black imagecolorallocate($img,0,0,0);
if(
$stat == 0)
$col imagecolorallocate($img,255,0,0);
else
$col imagecolorallocate($img,155,255,155);
imagecolortransparent($img,$back);
imagefilledarc($img4477,  0360$col,IMG_ARC_PIE);
imagearc($img4477,  0360$black);
header("Content-type: image/png");
imagepng($img);
imagecolordeallocate($img,$back);
imagecolordeallocate($img,$black);
imagedestroy($img);
?>
it was made a really long time ago so its kinda gross but here
also I hope you're into petplay, master. give me treats pls
don't like dogs...
I am a dom
Are you prepared for the inevitable coup I will perform to claim the title of Blocklander of the year?
the minefield and slave warriors are already in place

2734
Off Topic / Re: Swollow's AMA
« on: January 01, 2016, 01:48:57 AM »
is this an ARG?
no, my next arg will come out when I'm in the mood to finish it
how did you get so good at programming
I taught myself, the internet is an excellent place to learn how to learn stuff, programming especially
if you are interested in coding I will happily answer questions or provide assistance when possible:
Email: swollow@swololol.com
Steam: Swololol
how's it feel being forumer of the year?
I feel appreciated and love all of all the people of the community and those who support me, thank you everyone

2735
Off Topic / Re: Swollow's AMA
« on: January 01, 2016, 01:43:14 AM »
who will be your dog
Foxscotch
can I be your dog?
Yes
can I be your cat

can i be your squid
I don't want to own any sea creatures
can I be your clownfish
no
||NINJA ALERT|| can I be your dolphin
no
do you enjoy gummi worms
when I used to eat candy, I try to stay away from junk now a days

how was your day?
wonderful, I went on an adventure in the woods with a friend and it was sunny clear sky for once, it rains all the godamn time here in western washington

2736
Off Topic / Swollow's AMA
« on: January 01, 2016, 01:38:37 AM »
holy stuff I make an AMA and literally like 8+ people also make an ama??

generic: I've never done one of these and am bored

2737
RUINED

2738
quote for ninja:
did you catch ninja

I ment to delete my argument and put in the last two but I put the last two in and hit save by accident
you have been shamed, you can never recover your rep you must fake your death and come back as an alt and start over

2739
omg chill i just like cats better

2740
reasons why blue stress man is best pet:
always quiet
does not need food
squeezable and lovable
do not complain
i love him
good argument but do you love him as much as I love cat? no

2741
explain what makes cats better than dogs in terms of quality
reasons why cats are better:
i love them
reasons why dogs are worse:
loud bark bark

2742
truth be told Dogs are the most common pet out of Cats in the world
quality > quantity

2744
i bet pecon will win that!
pecon is more of a cat

2745
cats > dogs

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