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Off Topic / Re: a poll for futanari enjoyers

« on: August 30, 2024, 09:57:59 PM »

no balls, two richards
that'll be a surprise

make it four and have them spin around like the propeller on an airplane

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Off Topic / Re: a poll for futanari enjoyers

« on: August 30, 2024, 06:56:37 AM »

No balls makes sense because how would you forget a pusillanimous individual if the balls are in the way?

you kindly ask the girl to sling em over her shoulder beforehand

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Off Topic / Re: a poll for futanari enjoyers

« on: August 29, 2024, 05:25:39 PM »

having a richard and a pusillanimous individual at the same time is fine but you can't be depicting the richard without any balls. that's just plain weird man

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Off Topic / Re: Election 2024, the Squeaquel

« on: July 17, 2024, 07:23:54 PM »

Here's how Bernie Sanders can still win:

nah it's hilldawg's turn for real this time i feel it #stillwithher

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Off Topic / Re: Election 2024, the Squeaquel

« on: July 17, 2024, 06:26:05 PM »

apparently biden's got covid again so either the democrats are going to be running a new candidate very soon or if he survives they'll be pushing one riddled with an unprecedented amount of debuffs (1x elderly fatigue + 1x dementia sundowning + 2x covid brainfog)

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Off Topic / Re: Biden/Annoying Orange Debate

« on: July 14, 2024, 08:37:55 AM »

i knew it was already over for biden but after this i just think it's over for the democrats in general: even if they stop digging in their heels and ditch him there's no way anyone they sub in is going to be able to compete with the image boost this just gave Annoying Orange.

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god damn dude what an insane picture. the photographer who snapped this is probably gonna be fruitlessly spending the rest of their life chasing the high of getting another shot as iconic as that. also lol the teleprompter thing off to the left looking like a minecraft cloud in the sky.

wonder what kind of giga-invasive surveillance legislation they gotta be cookin up in DC as a response to this. thank you secret service for being handicaps and securing the rooftop of every building except the one with the most optimal line of sight to the VIP, i'll be thinking of you every time the twelve-member NSA surveillance squad assigned to keep me in check waltzes into my room to watch me jack off and make sure i'm not having any no-no thoughts about the people in power.

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Off Topic / Re: Why do people dislike safety equipment?

« on: May 01, 2024, 01:29:47 AM »

protecting yourself is loving GAY. forget hardhats forget earmuffs forget safety goggles forget steel-toe boots forget high-visibility vests and forget seatbelts you will not catch me DEAD partaking in any of that friend stuff. OSHA keeps trying to make the workplace woke but by GOD i will resist it until my dying breath which i will proudly let out of my very straight very manly body at the ripe old age of thirty four after i get instantly crushed to death by a pallet of roof shingles that was accidentally knocked off a warehouse shelf by an unlicensed forklift operator

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Games / Re: IT'S OVER - Nintendo strikes down Garry's Mod workshop

« on: April 27, 2024, 03:22:45 PM »

damn maybe centralizing the distribution of all the user-created mods for your game onto a platform where you, the developer, have full control over said distribution thus making you bear legal responsibility for their contents was not a good idea after all huh

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Off Topic / Re: I found myself, also where did everyone go?

« on: March 19, 2024, 06:13:47 PM »

Feel free to ask any questions, if you have any.

ranch
or
cool ranch

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Off Topic / Re: Happy international women's day everyone

« on: March 08, 2024, 05:14:06 PM »

what's a woman

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Off Topic / Re: IDF VS HAMAS

« on: March 03, 2024, 07:23:55 PM »

I think I might have learned enough to argue! LETS GOOOO

I'm pro IDF somewhat but pretty damn supportive of them.

this is such good bait it's such a shame this forum is too dead for it to launch a classic 50+ page no holds barred free for all flamewar like message boards used to get on a regular basis back in the good old days

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Off Topic / Re: UGC on ROBLOX copies Blockland's character model.

« on: August 28, 2023, 04:12:04 AM »

someone get this brother a pair of J's and put him on the court ASAP i bet his ass goes stupid hard in the paint

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Off Topic / Re: What's something you miss from the 2000s?

« on: August 14, 2023, 06:00:09 PM »

i miss online pc games having a proper server browser instead of being strangled by developer-maintained matchmaking aids.

another thing i miss is nightcore being all over YouTube and just early 2000s weeaboo stuff, i think i originally made an anime megathread years ago at the peak of being a weeb online.

i've been having a growing fixation on anime from the 2000s and i think this might be the root of it; even lesser-known series i had absolutely no awareness of back then still have that nostalgic kick to them simply by virtue of being birthed from the same era-specific otaku ooze i inadvertently stepped in as a kid or something idk. tl;dr watch sketchbook full colors

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Off Topic / Re: Blockland on Roblox's old manual swear filter

« on: June 20, 2023, 06:36:00 AM »

if there's any ancient roblox cretins here, you may have heard of clockwork - an intern who worked briefly at roblox

oh man remember his quasi-official fansite called roblox hq? the loving forum on there was like bizarro universe BLF in how equally un-moderated it was lol. whole place went up in flames after a mere 3 years because he finally gave up trying to put out all the fires his underaged stuffhead userbase kept setting. good times.

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Off Topic / Re: Frens Friend. Frens only

« on: May 16, 2023, 09:44:07 AM »

are dyslexic ferns allowed to post here too