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Off Topic / Re: Papa John, visibly wet, says he's had 40 pizzas in the last 30 days

« on: November 27, 2019, 12:38:55 AM »

my brother papa john really bout to ascend beyond humanity and use his newfound powers as a high-level grease elemental to exact revenge on the people who stole his pizza empire from him

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Off Topic / Re: day discussion topic i guess [day 1204]

« on: November 02, 2019, 06:52:03 PM »

you may have to amputate

pretty sure i'd take home the gold for no nut november then

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Off Topic / Re: day discussion topic i guess [day 1203]

« on: November 02, 2019, 04:07:24 AM »

I was so going to ask if your scrotum was pregnant, but on the off chance that this were serious, i didn't want to look like an ass

i was serious in the initial post but i would have had no ground to stand on since i'm pretty sure i posted some dumbass quips about gamefandan's brain tumor back before he found out it was benign. oh, to be 15 and handicapped again.

still haven't gotten the results back but it's probably nothing; i'm not showing any other symptoms of cancer and my doctor said it could just be some kind of cyst, he only ordered the ultrasound just to be safe since i'm in that age bracket (16-35) with the most risk of developing testicular cancer. anyway deez nutz lmao

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Off Topic / Re: day discussion topic i guess [day 1203]

« on: November 02, 2019, 03:34:44 AM »

cancer or nah

neither, i'm pregnant

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Off Topic / Re: day discussion topic i guess [day 1203]

« on: November 01, 2019, 05:00:41 PM »

just got back from a scrotal ultrasound examination ama

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Off Topic / Re: What is BLF's stance on emojis?

« on: October 31, 2019, 03:12:22 AM »

emojis: bland safe visual design, no unique character, boring, stole the concept of facial expressions within online text-based communication from ascii emoticons, represents gentrification by massive tech social media corporations and the extermination of true non-manufactured internet culture.

ascii emoticons: the originator of online facial expression usage, pioneered by average everyday internet users, interesting and varied character unique to different nations' linguistic features, represents resourcefulness, ingenuity, and human triumph in the face of technological limitations.

emoji users are willing slaves to the culture-destroying silicon valley social media smartphone machine. wake up and stand in defiance of big tech by refusing to use emojis and opting instead for tried and true ascii emoticons, stand together hand-in-hand with your fellow man to usher in a new age of online communication reminiscent of its glory days before it was invaded by low-iq smartphone users and facebook boomers.

(this post was brought to you by anti-smartphone gang in association with the internet heritage foundation)

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Games / Re: steam library has a new layout

« on: October 31, 2019, 12:40:05 AM »

i'm still reeling from when they got rid of this with the 2010 ui overhaul

AND NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME THEY CHANGED IT AGAIN??? GIVE A MAN SOME TIME TO ADJUST TO CHANGE, VALVE!!!

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Off Topic / Re: a thank you

« on: October 27, 2019, 08:52:54 PM »

tbh the forums built me for the better too. helped me grow up/mature a lot and helped me stop being a dumb stuffhead lmao

how the forget, this forum literally did the absolute opposite for me; it nurtured my stuffposting tendencies and allowed me to blossom into the dumb online stuffhead i am today.

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Off Topic / Re: Anime & Manga Megathread 3.0: "SMF Still Sucks Even After An Upgrade" Edition

« on: October 19, 2019, 04:28:34 PM »

yo can someone hit me with some anime recs from the current crop of series this season

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Games / Re: postal 4

« on: October 19, 2019, 03:19:42 PM »

early access sitrep: in-game performance is all over the place and the actual mission content is pretty barren right now but there's a decent amount of fun to be had with the cheat commands in the meantime. if any of you are thinking of picking it up, buy a steam key directly from rws themselves so they get a bigger cut of the sale money to throw toward further development.

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Off Topic / Re: ever dig through your old forum posts?

« on: October 19, 2019, 03:06:39 PM »

snaffle's posts in that thread are killing me lol

can't believe the stuffposting i did at age 14 still holds up after all these years; little did i know back then what a stuffpost prodigy i was.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: October 17, 2019, 04:58:37 PM »

can y'all just shut the forget up already i thought i would have ended this with my impeccably-executed buddy holly smackdown two pages ago but damn i guess i gotta go in even harder huh?

nice specs bro here's ya theme song baby lol

its like you only understand half of what im saying
'your style' isnt a style

that's right you gotta look at one of the pre-existing scene-approved styles and pick from them. love being part of the hivemind and spending my free time stuffting on everyone online who isn't. by the way where do all these cool styles that i love to imitate originate from? must have been made by a committee of people all at once, surely couldn't have started with one person wearing what they thought looked neat and going against any pre-existing trends at the time.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: October 17, 2019, 02:43:29 PM »

These are all thick frames except for two, with those same two being as rectangular shaped as yours. The others are curved or have a thick brim.

bro all those glasses with the thicker frames and rounder shape look straight out of the 1950s, LITERAL grandpa glasses. quit talkin stuff, forget outta here and go back to the plane wreckage you crawled out from under you buddy holly ass mf

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: October 17, 2019, 09:28:47 AM »

what is the point of giving you images when you exclaim you dont know what is trendy and how your mental image is bad plus you brought up some 4chan thing?? which really just implies youre clueless

in the next quote you literally say you had glasses like what inh has so thats totally a double down on a waste of time trying to convince you, after all, if there was any chance of changing your mind, you wouldnt have called me a tryhard friend.

I asked for an example to clarify my understanding of what you're talking about, because the mental image your description gave me was so ridiculous that I wasn't sure if that was actually what you were describing; I brought up /fa/ggots (no, not meaning you) because they're the only kind of people I could see actually wearing what I was imagining completely unironically to flex how cool and trendy they are to their peers whose identities primarily revolve around pearoostering about in meticulously assembled outfits in a desperate attempt to compensate for the lack of meaning in their lives.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: October 17, 2019, 09:11:31 AM »

just curious why you picked child/oldppl frames instead of frames more in style like a thicker brim/non rectangle lens (hell im getting round lenses soon but that might be too much in this scenario)

Since when were rectangular frames considered old people glasses? It's always been the more rounded frames which have given off vibes that said "dad glasses" to me; aesthetically they're reminiscent of what was in style during the 70s and early 80s. Can you post an example of the kind of frames you're talking about? The mental image I'm getting from your description of them looks like something only a tryhard /fa/ggot would wear.

if i could've i would have gotten the frames where only the top half the glass has metal around it, and the bottom doesnt

I've had those; ended up going back to my old frames as soon as I had the chance. Lack of a clear border between corrected and uncorrected vision kept tripping me out, and I always ended up with finger smudges near the bottoms of the lenses from when I'd adjust how they rested on my nose.