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Off Topic / INTERNET MACHINE BROKE

« on: July 02, 2019, 10:23:57 AM »

cloudflare eats stuff and takes half the internet with it
this is why it's bad to rely on web services companies because they're a central weak point just asking to be attacked. this is a large problem for us american citizens and extremely online™ folk because it allows our way of life to be easily disrupted by angry state-sponsored chinese hackers and unsavory runescape trainer .exe peddlers with a grudge against honest upstanding runescape gamers

forget cloudflare, forget aws, forget azure

(this post was brought to you by decentralization gang)

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Off Topic / Re: Elkay LMABF8 or Elkay EZS8L

« on: June 30, 2019, 12:22:00 PM »

step aside you loving plebeians

LZS8WSLK gang here ready to forget stuff up

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Off Topic / Re: Tier List Weekly Megathread | Best Controller

« on: June 28, 2019, 02:37:25 PM »

>steam controller in d-tier
>gamecube controller same tier as dualshock
>n64 controller same tier as xbox s-controller
bitch what is you doing

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Off Topic / Re: post what u been listening to this month

« on: June 23, 2019, 12:28:11 PM »

i been bumpin 1000 gecs hardcore lately and enjoying it completely unironically

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Off Topic / Re: windows xp roleplay

« on: June 13, 2019, 11:12:54 PM »

guys i just installed a new system theme and its complimentary windows media player skin on our computer i hope you don't mind

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Off Topic / Re: Actually forget the Left | Remember "no gamer"

« on: June 09, 2019, 08:57:33 PM »

I'm still confused on what I'm supposed to be mad at

you're supposed to be mad at some smallfry journo for getting mad at gaming youtubers for getting mad at game companies for being stuff

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Off Topic / Re: Actually forget the Left | Remember "no gamer"

« on: June 08, 2019, 06:32:59 PM »

i can't believe someone wrote a hitpiece on the angry video game nerd

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Off Topic / Re: [NEWS] ELDER SCROLLS 6 WILL HAVE 10 YEARS WORTH OF CONTENT

« on: June 06, 2019, 02:34:31 PM »

LINK ME TO A CROWBCAT VIDEO ONE MORE TIME. See what happen

here's a super rare deleted one just 4 u bb :)

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Off Topic / Re: Why is the news media going crazy over the period blood emoji?

« on: June 02, 2019, 06:22:44 PM »

women hailing a lazy teardrop emoji recolor as a colossal win for feminism when i've been out here angrily replying to misogynists on twitter for months and not even getting so much as an ounce of coochie in return? it sure is tough out here for a male feminist™

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Off Topic / Re: BLOCKLAND E-GIRL TIER LIST [NOMINATIONS] - OFFICIAL BLOCKLANDER TIER LIST - POST

« on: May 28, 2019, 05:48:42 AM »

i'm the best blockland e-girl this is an indisputable fact which is absolutely not up for debate whatsoever

op you may now crown your queen

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Off Topic / Re: Anime & Manga Megathread 3.0: "SMF Still Sucks Even After An Upgrade" Edition

« on: May 23, 2019, 03:15:22 AM »

guys i just noticed the theme song for that dragon maid anime borrows some elements from christian gospel music what the forget jpop is wild

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Off Topic / Re: grumpy cat die

« on: May 17, 2019, 12:14:50 PM »

didn't this cat's owners originally name it "tard" or something like that because it literally had feline downs syndrome and then once the meme started to take off they had to scramble to come up with a more politically correct name so that they'd be able to whore out and monetize their handicapped cat to the fullest extent without any outcry over its offensive name getting in the way

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Off Topic / Re: forget wasps

« on: May 09, 2019, 06:42:29 AM »

one time when i was a little kid i happened upon a wasp nest right at eye level in a junkyard and soon after them stuffs swarmed me and yeeted my face into the forgetin shadow realm

i had a wasp fly up my pants leg once and it stung me 14 times in the thigh

i was wondering why my leg felt itchy and i was honestly lucky i went to my room and took off my pants before it got any worse

i got a quick question for you: how the forget do you not notice a wasp climbing up your pants and stinging you in the leg fourteen loving times

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Off Topic / Re: Weird question: Why are some shooters really loving bad

« on: April 28, 2019, 12:43:51 AM »

This pops into my head. Recently within the year, the tragedy that happened in New Zealand killed 50ish people which is a ton, and then more recently, the California Synagogue only killed one? Not to say, "wow, should've killed more" or anything. Just wondering what the huge factor that lead to so many deaths to so little deaths is.

synagogues have mad armed security personnel yo; if you want to protect yourself either get a gun or hire someone else with a gun.

(this post was brought to you by second amendment gang)

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Off Topic / Re: How should I combine Ninjas with Aboriginals?

« on: April 26, 2019, 02:20:25 AM »

Ninjas with throwing spears? Ninjas with boomerangs? Abbos with katanas and kimonos?

ninjas with an addiction to huffing petrol fumes