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Off Topic / Hat [Story]
« on: October 03, 2009, 07:11:55 PM »
Hat
   He wore a hat, the man in the store. It was perfect enough for an angel, dark enough for a demon. He wasn't me, he wasn't you either. He wasn't really anyone because he had no name. He had no name, because nobody named him. Who would name him? He had no parents, he was never born. He couldn't die because he never lived. He had never talked, he had no voice, of course. But he did have a hat. He always had a hat, it was who he was. He handed me his envelope; that was his job. Inside of the envelope was a small note, "Have a nice day.", it read. And my day was nice, but it was my last. Because to anyone who thinks Death wears a robe; you're wrong, it's a hat.

:D

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Drama / Smokesta
« on: October 02, 2009, 10:19:41 PM »
Oh... where to start?
For one, Smokesta is Ninjaboy. Ninjaboy is the guy who stole those maps.

So, I'm on Regulith's TDM and when he joins I ban him for stealing maps. It was an hour ban. Regulith unbans him, and Smokesta decides that I made everyone hate him.

Me: That's 100% Bullstuff
Smokesta: Your face is 100% bullstuff!
Me: I can assure you my face is totally real
Smokesta: It's 100% ugly!
Me: You've never seen my face.
Smokesta: Yes I have, and I don't want to ever have to see it again!

It takes a special kind of idiot to say that.

He also persists to tell me that I should "Stop brainwashing everyone" and "forcing them to agree" with me. He was votekicked 3 times, each time whining until he eventually says "I don't have time for this, can we just stop arguing and play?". Well it sure isn't like we were doing that when he was gone, or anything.

Now, about 4 days later, he joins my Craftsmen server, curses randomly, and leaves.

Discuss. I'm just about sick of him.


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All Craftsmen servers have Eval, as the members are expected to be honest and non-malicious with it. They usually are, and I find Eval is great.

A good while ago, Wizzeh's server mysteriously crashes with his base files all missing. We figured the script monkeys were messing with something and had an accident. So, he reinstalls and gets back to work. Truce was the first suspect, since he usually plays with hacky stuff.

Not that long ago, after Wizzeh closes a server he comes on Skype saying all of his saves were missing. We came to the conclusion of Destiny using a v5 variables exploit. As the exploit was fixed in Wizzeh's version, our assumption of Destiny was false. This leaves only Truce as a culprit, yet we could only guess, so he wasn't punished or anything.

Just tonight, Amade's dedicated crashes and all of his .DSOs are missing. This time he checked his log.

According to Amade's log, he looped through his .DSOs and deleted them. Once he did so, he crashed the server.

Quote from: Amade in Skype Craftsmen Chat
[9/18/09 8:28:06 PM] Amade:Truce purposely crashed the server
[9/18/09 8:28:06 PM] Amade: right there at the end of the log:
[9/18/09 8:28:17 PM] Amade: -(2035)(Truce)->crash(); (Spock note: This line is how commands in Amade's eval show up in the console log


We debated waiting for him to pull this again, and posting the log. But we don't need the risk of having him in the servers period.



Speaking of which, I know for a fact he abuses /getmaplist. He even admitted to crashing Wentworth's / Diggy's Metropolis RPG.

What happened, Truce? You're a perfectly likable person, I remember talking to you on Skype for hours over the Summer. But this simply isn't acceptable.

Discuss.





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Forum Games / How to make an avatar of you spinning or whatever [Tutorial]
« on: September 17, 2009, 05:13:48 PM »
Okay, I'm sure everyone's been thinking "Man, Spock's avatar is dah bomb! And he's so lovey, it's a wonder he has no girlfriend. I'm a pirate!" and I have given you an answer to your thoughts.

Hoa2Do'
This process is more time consuming than anything. It takes well over an hour, and that's only if you do it right. Since I've done it twice, I fixed all production errors the second time

So, here's what to do:

1. Build a greenscreen.
http://forum.returntoblockland.com/dlm/viewFile.php?id=535 is also a great map for this, if you download it the below is obsolete.
I didn't do this in the first one, I just went to construct. Bad mistake. I had to hand draw all parts that were cut off due to being white, and this doubled my time. It doesn't have to actually be green, just a color that contrasts with all your body parts alot.



I built my greenscreen on a 32x32 and covered the walls and floor with glowing green prints. Don't put on a ceiling, you don't need it and it will probably just annoy you. Build the walls 15-20 bricks high.

2. Make your camera stand. This is done by killing a brick near the middle, then build 3 bricks up. Event the top brick like so - "[10000] OnActivate-Self-SetPlayerCamera-observe , [33] OnActivate-Self-SetRaycasting [ ]" MAKE SURE THE BRICK ISN'T GREEN! THIS WILL LEAD TO UTTER INABILITY TO LOCATE IT!

But, how do you delete the two bottom bricks under your set camera brick? Easily. If you have Multitool v2 just use your erase functions. For those who don't have it, do the following.

Look at the brick directly bellow your setCamera brick, and say /getid

Some info will pop up. Look at the ID and enter it into your console. Use this function, "<ID>.delete();" and viola! It's gone. Then delete the bottom brick and replace it with another print.

3. Say Cheese! Assuming you haven't turned off rendering and collision on the top brick, do so now. Now, activate the brick.

Position your player, with his torso situated directly under your SetCamera brick. Pose him however you like now, and then wait for your time to go out. If you make your player sit, you should stand infront of the camera brick. That way, when you sit you'll plop under it

4. Make you spin you right round, right round, correctly Go to options and make your rotate speed as slow as possible.

5.Picture tiem. Tap your rotate keybind two or three times in between pictures. The more taps in between pictures, the faster he spins. You should end up with about 40 - 50 pictures. I had 40 the first time and 44 the second.

6.Transperatize. This whole process is pretty monotonous, you have to do it for each frame, so you might want to watch TV or something entertaining while you do it. This step is EXTREMELY crucial. If you try to pull a trick with doing this whole process and not doing this one step, I'll slap you in the face. Notice: This is not when you crop. You crop after you made your transparent animation.

While using tools like the magic wand, you can save a lot of time using a special tool called that recognizes in colors a large area. You might say "What's the difference, Magic Wand does the same thing!". The difference is huge. With the color select tool, you can select the entire color with a click, not having to find each area of the color is secluded in.

I find GIMP works great for this, but you can use what you want.

My avatar is grayscale, so I set the thresh hold to 25, but 15 works fine. (If you don't have a clue what that is, just use 15)

http://www.pixlr.com/editor/ is a great online image editor, though it lacks a color select tool and you have to upload which will make it all go a bit slower.

Shadows are a bit of a bugger boo, to get rid of them zoom in 400% and just select any non-selected colors.
I've thought about putting the player on an invisible stand so he's floating and his shadow is off to the side, but I've never done it so I'm not going to put it in here.

7.Crop and Resize. I use http://www.online-image-editor.com/ for this, it works great. Just crop the area around your player, make sure the remaining area is a square. Then resize to 75x75. You'll notice the resolution drops insanely after hitting Apply. Don't worry.

Now you're done.





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Creativity / Me :D
« on: September 12, 2009, 04:19:09 PM »
This is my first hour+ art project, and I'd like insight from the community. I'm getting a tablet in precisely 9 days, which  I look forward to. But I was stuck with my trackpad for this one. I just traced a picture of me.



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Off Topic / Wacom Tablets for Cheemo and Spock - Which?
« on: September 07, 2009, 04:54:07 PM »
We need an artistic tablet with nice, free software.

On a 100 - 400 dollar budget, we want a lovey tablet.

We've taken a liking to the Bamboo Fun, and a loving to the Intuos4.
I personally think I don't need a size larger than small, but if you just went "/facepalm" at that explain why.

I could buy the Bamboo Fun in a couple of weeks, but the Intuos would have to wait a while / Christmas.

What to buy?

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Games / Star Fox - AKA: FURRIES IN SPACE!
« on: August 29, 2009, 01:28:31 PM »
I've played the DS version like 2 years ago, which was pretty bad.

Can anyone shed some light on the old series?

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Gallery / Officially The Official Craftsmen ZDM - Official Teaser
« on: August 28, 2009, 07:52:02 PM »


Everybody get in the whale NOW! The zombies are coming!

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Drama / Vangaboo / Lanacran - And everyone says I'M on crack
« on: August 27, 2009, 05:47:59 PM »
Oh god, where to start? For those of you who don't know, he's about as worse as LewnaJa except he's absolutely naive about what he's doing. I hate him because he's an idiot, he thinks I hate him because I think he stole my mod and made it into a print. (Mine's a client script, how he thinks they're similar I do not know)

Want examples? Go to The Craftsmen thread and look at page 54 and 55. He's done much more, but I think it's a perfectly good example.

Discuss.

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Clan Discussion / Clan Layout systems
« on: August 23, 2009, 08:00:03 PM »
I'm tired of seeing clan thread templates. Get creative, and make your own damned thread >:U

Discuss

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Drama / Cheemo
« on: August 22, 2009, 05:27:26 PM »
I noticed nobody ever has made any negative posts about Cheemo. forget you, Cheemo >:O

Discuss.

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Off Topic / Modest Mouse
« on: August 21, 2009, 09:21:04 PM »
I absolutely love them, been my favorite band for years. I listen to all of their songs.

On their website (modestmousemusic.com) you can access all their songs, unlimitedly for free. Just hit "Launch player" at the top right corner.

Discuss.

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Creativity / Spock's Cookie Monsters.
« on: August 19, 2009, 10:50:32 PM »
Well, it seems -Mike- isn't updating his thread. And I like my Cookie Monsters alot :D

So, I made my avatar and this , it's based off of the old "Frito Bandito"

More to come :D
I'll take some requests, if you like. But you just as soon make your own.


Made with GIMP.


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General Discussion / The Craftsmen - Computer Expo!
« on: July 29, 2009, 04:56:53 PM »
Hello, we're having a public Computer Expo. Superb computers score invitee status in the clan.

Features:

- Grid style, with barriers so nobody can build outside their area

- Active admins, who clear all you kids crazy shenanigans.

Pictures so far (Will be updated)


The Blue is empty spots, the grey grid are walls to prevent people building outside of their spot, the red is the ceiling.

Wizzeh is kind enough to host us a dedi at the moment.

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Creativity / Burst of Creative Genius!
« on: July 29, 2009, 02:00:03 AM »
I made this to spoof MartyFriedManRock's comic. Anyway, it turned out so incredibly horrible that it's pretty funny.

I only have GIMP on my Mac, so excuse the higher-quality drawing graphics. If I had paint I'd use it.


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