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Off Topic / Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart.
« on: December 08, 2013, 12:03:10 PM »
please stop post whoring. You're responding after every other post, stop it
ok, if it bothers you that much

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Off Topic / Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart.
« on: December 08, 2013, 11:56:43 AM »
112. Park a semi in the handicapped spaces

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Off Topic / Re: loving spoiled special needs kids
« on: December 08, 2013, 11:46:08 AM »
I really wouldn't be suprised if it was
I just mean the part about him getting in trouble

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Off Topic / Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart.
« on: December 08, 2013, 11:40:18 AM »
110. Wear a store uniform and give out free samples (like $1000 flat screen tv's)

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Off Topic / Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart.
« on: December 08, 2013, 11:32:23 AM »
107. Pour motor oil in a grill and light it

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Off Topic / Re: Have you ever said anything quotable?
« on: December 08, 2013, 11:29:31 AM »
"I win." -Skig

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Off Topic / Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart.
« on: December 08, 2013, 11:26:27 AM »
104. Shoplift a kid

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Off Topic / Re: loving spoiled special needs kids
« on: December 08, 2013, 11:15:44 AM »
i was a percussionist for the 6th grade band, and one day after we had a practice i put the base drum away. the other percussionist (a kid with autism) ran up behind me when i was tying my shoe and, i stuff you not, slammed my head in between two crash symbols, which left 2-3 big cuts on the sides of my head and made one of my ears ring for about a week. and i got in trouble for the incident because "he liked the base drum more" and i almost got suspended. i loving hate this stuff.
I kind of doubt this is 100% true

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Off Topic / Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart.
« on: December 08, 2013, 11:14:01 AM »
102. Bring a truckload of box beehives in there and kick them over

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Off Topic / Re: i fell on the ice
« on: December 08, 2013, 11:12:14 AM »
Try lemon juice, that might help

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Off Topic / Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart.
« on: December 08, 2013, 11:08:07 AM »
99. Ride a bike through the store throwing rice everywhere

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Off Topic / Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart.
« on: December 08, 2013, 10:48:34 AM »
96. Dress like an employee and mop the floor with butter

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Off Topic / Re: Finish the sentence!
« on: December 08, 2013, 10:21:35 AM »
came

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Off Topic / Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart.
« on: December 08, 2013, 10:19:36 AM »
94. Spray weed killer all over the produce section

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Off Topic / Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart.
« on: December 08, 2013, 01:02:40 AM »
66. Put melted butter on the conveyer belt

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