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Off Topic / Re: Language Megathread 1.0

« on: May 25, 2014, 09:32:18 PM »

Ich versuche lerne Deutsch, veil leichter im Vergleich su Japanisch!!

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Off Topic / Re: i lost my legs, advice?

« on: May 25, 2014, 08:02:32 PM »

I am a witness. I saw Big Bad Jellyfish brutally ass-raping this poor disabled man. The "Disabled Ass-Raping Act" defines that as illegal and treason against the united states.

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Off Topic / Re: Consistent nightmares

« on: May 25, 2014, 07:59:40 PM »

That's not a risk it's just scary af

yeah but

some people have threw up in their sleep, suffocating themself in their own vomit.

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Off Topic / Re: Grade the reputation of the above user v.idklookitupyourself

« on: May 25, 2014, 07:48:12 PM »

brother you cool 9/10

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Off Topic / Re: Consistent nightmares

« on: May 25, 2014, 07:47:28 PM »

I'm sorry, but what risks are there to Lucid Dreaming?

sleep paralysis is a common byproduct of lucid dreaming

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Off Topic / Re: 10000 ways to get kicked out of McDonald's - WOAH (starts on 61)

« on: May 25, 2014, 07:46:21 PM »

I'm gonna wreck it!!!

46. wreck it/shrek it/dreck it/frick!!! it

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Off Topic / Re: wtf is wrong with me

« on: May 25, 2014, 07:44:26 PM »

OP has some serious PPD

It's not all the time, really. Only the thoughts of everything I do being logged or people reading my mind are a bit severe, so I don't know if I have Paranoid Personality Disorder. I do think every night that someone's about to break in and kill me, though.

The second is exercise. It's simple enough. Just get off your ass and run a mile or so a day, lift some weights, do some other form of cardio, boom, less than an hour and you'll feel amazing when you're done.

The third is eating properly. A stuffty diet can cause all sorts of deficiencies, none of which are good for mental health. Just eat balanced meals, try to cut down on junk food, my tip is eat stuff that doesn't come in a package or box, like fruits or vegetables.

To tie into the above tip, learn how to cook. It's fun to do and generally, unless you're frying twinkies in lard in your kitchen, the food you cook will have fresh ingredients and be generally pretty good for you, compared to stuff you'd get at a store pre made/frozen.

All of this I need to do. I eat a lot of fruit already, a large amount of it; I swear I take at least a pound of (mostly) organic fruit & vegetables home with me every time I go to the store. And yeah I need to learn how to cook. It's probably essential

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Off Topic / Re: BASED BADSPOT IS ONLINE

« on: May 25, 2014, 06:24:32 PM »

i know for sure that I'd be undoubtedly the best moderator in the world. Steve for mod 2014.

I vote steve

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Off Topic / Re: wtf is wrong with me

« on: May 25, 2014, 06:23:26 PM »

he's just a liberal idiot trying to push his own hidden agenda

he needs to check his arachnoschizophrephobianasogo dogeredditfatsyndromemultiple homophonesyndromephobia syndrome privilege doesnt he

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Off Topic / Re: wtf is wrong with me

« on: May 25, 2014, 06:21:29 PM »

i think i contracted a memento

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Off Topic / Re: Guy who gunned down several people in California posted this video beforehand.

« on: May 25, 2014, 06:20:53 PM »

He was a real ladykiller - he would frequent the sorority houses so he could find his next victim. :')

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Off Topic / Re: wtf is wrong with me

« on: May 25, 2014, 06:19:28 PM »

you have schizomisozooaudioaracnophobi philia

Thank you for the diagnosis ill go talk to my doctor immediately

EDIT: he said that isnt a real thing

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Off Topic / Re: wtf is wrong with me

« on: May 25, 2014, 06:18:34 PM »

you need to get weapons in that case

good one

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Off Topic / wtf is wrong with me

« on: May 25, 2014, 06:15:24 PM »

i think people can read my mind, even if im not sitting with them/talking to them
i think people are often out to get me, and possibly kill me
i think that im being tracked everywhere i go/someone is watching me
i get bouts of uncontrollable rage etc etc

doctors of blf, what is wrong with me???

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Drama / Re: Kalphiter's latest and stupidest rant

« on: May 25, 2014, 05:22:38 PM »

afaik isnt badspots job to update/work on this game?