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Drama / Re: Nice job lying about age trollboat
« on: March 04, 2015, 06:06:18 PM »
and this, kids, is why you stay out of drama

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Creativity / Re: BROCKRAND COMICS
« on: March 04, 2015, 05:57:24 PM »
hey guys, take your hatred orgy to PMs please

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Drama / Re: Nice job lying about age trollboat
« on: March 04, 2015, 04:53:46 PM »
You must be new here.

i've been here for 5 years

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Games / Re: My very first game!
« on: March 04, 2015, 04:41:11 PM »
forgetin sweet

This is why I hate Unity. It's extremely easy to make a game. This one definitely looks like you tried and didn't fail.

OT: If you want to make a free roaming game with a huge map, god bless you. It's gonna be a hell of a journey for you then.

why hate it? now there's more stuff to play.

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Off Topic / Re: Hi I'm alt here
« on: March 04, 2015, 04:37:26 PM »
aren't you ban-on-sight now or something

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Drama / Re: Nice job lying about age trollboat
« on: March 04, 2015, 04:28:55 PM »
lel what the forget is wrong with this community

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: March 04, 2015, 04:25:10 PM »
Pretty sure it's the angle the picture was taken at

ok i was gonna say lol

u look fine

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Games / Re: Your Secret Gaming Confessions
« on: March 04, 2015, 04:24:37 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: March 04, 2015, 04:24:12 PM »
not an insult but is it just me or are your eyes forgetin huge

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Off Topic / Re: EA has shut down Maxis.
« on: March 04, 2015, 04:20:56 PM »
What is EA even thinking anymore

maxis made this really old game that had musical bugs (as in insects) that would walk on tiles and play something, that stuff was my childhood. idk what its even called anymore

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Erotica generator is better

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Off Topic / Re: Plot Generator v.∞
« on: March 03, 2015, 09:50:46 PM »
The Slappable Schlongerdonger of Japan

By Butch Powerclutch

Gaudy homoloveual, Amake Mecum, is mortified after she gets carried away and admits to her prostitute, Anass Rhammar, that she longs to experiment with BDSM. Whatever must he think of her now?

An brown town prostitute from Japan, Anass is manchild with pubic, young consenting adult barf green hair and a neckbeard-tier figure. Amake finds herself unable to stop picturing Anass's rock solid abs and slappable schlongerdonger, fantasising nightly about submitting to his deepest desires.

One evening, Amake spots Anass flirting with the idiotic Bitch, Bitchicus Maximus. Damn that Bitchicus with her fatass body and bowling ball boobs. Amake tortures herself with thoughts of Anass working his man-sword into Bitchicus's chocolate starfish. Amake's desperate ambition to become Anass's love slave begins to feel like nothing more than a dumb fantasy. Perhaps she should focus her lust on her dumb gym teacher, Jock Strappe ...

However, when Amake gets home that night, Anass sneaks up on her from the shadows and fervently caresses her jawdropping boobs with his hungry hands, before dragging her into the bedroom where he pounds her with his sausage. She delights as her dirtiest dreams begin to come true. Anass takes her on a journey of fisting, figging, rimming and passionate brown town probing.

One night, after a thorough humiliation, Amake fights back, testing how far she can push her master. Defiantly, she tries to tickle him. Furious, Anass takes Amake to a dungeon where he puts horsey ears on her head and then zaps her bajingo with an electrically-charged metal wand.

As Amake lies in bed afterwards, enjoying the richard Anass has prepared for her, and reminiscing over the evening, she feels that they are finally connecting on the most primal level. (Also, she is less hungry.)

However, as Anass's desires get darker still, he reveals that he has a very special task in mind for Amake, involving a rubber bitch fist, which he whips out with a look of pure glee. Amake studies its alarming breadth with trepidation - is this really necessary when he has so many arms of his own? She looks into Anass's intense, period red eyes and shudders.

Will Amake be able to fully submit to Anass, or is the slappable-schlongerdongered prostitute going to go too far?

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Off Topic / Re: what the hell is maxx up to
« on: March 03, 2015, 09:30:16 PM »
i have arg for you

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solve

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Off Topic / Re: something about this forum
« on: March 03, 2015, 12:34:17 AM »
i kinda wish i had gotten here earlier

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Off Topic / Re: ✵✴ - Forumer of the Day - ✴✵ - DAY XXX
« on: March 02, 2015, 11:55:47 PM »
HOT

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