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Off Topic / Re: i farted
« on: May 23, 2012, 10:46:00 PM »
I stuff myself once trying to fart.
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Off Topic / Re: so i'm just eating this fluffy pink mound of sugar
« on: May 23, 2012, 09:22:45 PM »It is stupid because it tastes like sugar and that doesn't taste very good.It's also sticky as stuff.
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Off Topic / Re: SCP Megatopic - Gojira wants to ride 682.
« on: May 23, 2012, 07:52:10 PM »This is awesome.
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Item #: SCP-17-J
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-17-J is to be kept in a Nachos-lined containment chamber located in Fort Knox, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 7 Bomb Defusers armed with firecrackers.
In the event that SCP-17-J ever begins Exploding its Ass, Dr.Gerald is to Explode SCP-17-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Omega-7 (''Mythbusters'') is to be dispatched to SCP-17-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-17-J is a Explosive Dog. Like most members of its species, it is able to Explode Stuff, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Nachos each day.
SCP-17-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with explosives, which causes it to turn into C4. Whenever this happens, all C4 within a 8 kilometer radius will begin to Combust uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to President Obama. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-17-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-17-J was first located in Explodesville where the Packers were using it in order to explode loving everything. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Omega-7 (''Mythbusters'') was able to recover the object with only 157 civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log 17-1
Dr. Riddler: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Riddler, and I am about to test SCP-17's reaction to C4. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Smith?
Dr. Smith: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. Riddler: Excellent! I am now introducing the C4 to 17... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Smith: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
Riddler: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN Ass! IT'S GOT MEIN Ass! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident 17-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
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Games / Re: What console/system do you play on?
« on: May 23, 2012, 07:45:06 PM »
PC and Xbox mostly.
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General Discussion / Re: Player_Stealth
« on: May 23, 2012, 06:33:01 PM »
Why wouldn't you release it?
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Games / Re: What games do you want to see at E3 this year?
« on: May 23, 2012, 05:28:34 PM »
Episode 3 or Half Life 3.
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Off Topic / Re: What the actual forget, YouTube?
« on: May 23, 2012, 01:20:22 AM »I still have to watch this stupid Bob Kerry ad every loving time I watch a video.
I get this stupid ad about the new assassins creed and sure it is a cool game but it's loving annoying and a minute long.
also without ads you would have to pay for youtube.
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WON!Adblock
"hey i dont give a stuff"
"CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WON!"
"HEY SHUT UP"
"CONGRATUL-"
"i will loving kill this website ifi t says that ONE MORE TIME"
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Off Topic / Re: What the actual forget, YouTube?
« on: May 22, 2012, 08:05:38 PM »
Who in the forget thinks its a good idea to keep changing these?
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Off Topic / Re: How many facebook friends do you have?
« on: May 22, 2012, 02:50:44 PM »I just don't add random people.
None. Forgot that I deleted my facefook a few weeks ago.
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Off Topic / Re: facebook, what have you dooone
« on: May 22, 2012, 02:26:53 PM »Not as bad as my cousins and aunts who insistently put Christian bible crapI see that "hands of god" picture with the clouds that looks like goatse all the time. Its annoying as stuff innit.
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Off Topic / Re: facebook, what have you dooone
« on: May 22, 2012, 02:18:03 PM »
Oh look, starfish like whores trying to be artsy and cool. Nothing new here.
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Games / Re: Battlefield Megathread - new poll (woahh shell keeps updating this? since when?)
« on: May 21, 2012, 07:57:17 PM »ram them like a motherforgeter
Well that actually worked. I accidentally hit another jet and I got 100 points for "Vehicle Disabled".
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Games / Re: Battlefield Megathread - new poll (woahh shell keeps updating this? since when?)
« on: May 21, 2012, 03:55:57 PM »ram them like a motherforgeterI'll do that actually. Helicopters seem like decently easy targets too.
in all seriousness go for ground kills until you get heatseekers or some stuff
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Games / Re: Battlefield Megathread - new poll (woahh shell keeps updating this? since when?)
« on: May 21, 2012, 01:06:14 PM »
Any tips for holding my own against other fighter jets? Seems like everyone else has missiles and all. I can easily shoot them down but I have troubles out maneuvering them sometimes.
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Games / Re: Battlefield Megathread - new poll (woahh shell keeps updating this? since when?)
« on: May 20, 2012, 08:50:41 PM »
Well I won my first match on PC, I'm surprised that I didn't get completely dominated. If anyone here wants to play I'm "SirPepsidude1" on origin.
Oddly though, the game runs at 60fps, drops to 30, raises to 60, and this repeats. It isn't impeding my fun though.
Oddly though, the game runs at 60fps, drops to 30, raises to 60, and this repeats. It isn't impeding my fun though.