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Off Topic / Re: People do wutnow???

« on: October 04, 2011, 05:32:16 PM »

im not stupid.

i doubt it

Why not just tell him.

A guy sticks his burrito in the girls fish taco. When the burrito gets excited it spills its beans, then the fish taco is now a bean and fish taco.

but he is so innocent

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Off Topic / Re: People do wutnow???

« on: October 04, 2011, 05:27:55 PM »

i honestly thought it was the other way around.
...
what!? im 11! -.- i just told my age.

no, you see, the girl's peepee is like a cave
when the boy and girl want to go "cave exploring" the boy puts his peepee in the girl's cave peepee and then they have fun "exploring"



if the boy's peepee goes exploring wrong it breaks off and the boy can't drink ever again, because he can't pee

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Off Topic / Re: People do wutnow???

« on: October 04, 2011, 05:26:10 PM »

I lost my virginity to a pillow in my car. watdo?

get married, premarital love is a sin

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Off Topic / Re: People do wutnow???

« on: October 04, 2011, 05:23:49 PM »

Gnomes, fairies, and little animals.
Or you know, he might wish to have intercourse with the car. The glovebox could be the entry point. :o

exhaust pipe

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Off Topic / Re: People do wutnow???

« on: October 04, 2011, 05:21:38 PM »

you mean....
forget?
like, intimate relations?
boy peepee in girl peepee?
love?

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Off Topic / Re: Chicken

« on: October 04, 2011, 04:43:59 PM »

2 chicken
4 chicken
8 chicken
16 chicken


oh god
chicken isn't even looking like a word now

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Off Topic / Re: so he uploaded a video

« on: October 03, 2011, 07:02:12 PM »

they used to be funny until everyone started watching them and repeating the jokes over and over

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Off Topic / Re: Rectangles are very pleasing shapes mmmmmmmm

« on: October 03, 2011, 05:41:55 PM »

piggle shapes master race

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Off Topic / Re: Rectangles are very pleasing shapes mmmmmmmm

« on: October 03, 2011, 05:35:54 PM »

Rigid and pleasing, what else could have those two adjectives?

some carrots i've seen


pictures of, of course

I do not understand the question, it makes no sense.
They all seem like perfectly fine definitions to me :(

they seem really general
ovals are round, but they arent circles
the same definition for cricket can be used for baseball
"pleasing" is an opinion and should not be in a definition

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Off Topic / Re: I <3 Magick Mage

« on: October 03, 2011, 05:22:04 PM »

if you dont smile every time he posts, there's something wrong with you



in your heart

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Drama / Re: Squall Leonheart2275 - stop talking about you're life!!!1 >:(

« on: October 03, 2011, 05:04:35 PM »

look guys i'm doing controversial things and will likely get banned but give me as much attention as possible before i get banned please!!!

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Off Topic / Re: ''Access denied: Game''

« on: October 03, 2011, 05:01:19 PM »

they block websites to make sure you are staying on task and following the computer use guidelines which probably state "any and all use of school computers must be in a way that aids in education" or some bullstuff like that


get over it and do your work, slacker

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Drama / Re: Stocking

« on: October 03, 2011, 04:56:29 PM »

Why does it seem like you're high every time you post?

who says he isnt

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Drama / Re: Stocking

« on: October 02, 2011, 07:24:14 PM »

stocking

more like

stroking
everyone stroking

their snake at her


i'm so clever

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Drama / Re: Lord Tony - lol jokes on u

« on: October 02, 2011, 06:30:05 PM »

Can you inform me on who Kurosama is? Never heard of them.

look at a few of stocking's first posts


now imagine an account that made only these posts