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Off Topic / Re: The Blockland sleepover! forum game)

« on: September 29, 2011, 10:23:50 PM »

Damn...

We must make zombie unconcious!

inb4throwthecheese

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Off Topic / Re: The Blockland sleepover! forum game)

« on: September 29, 2011, 10:21:15 PM »

Jokes on you. I sprayed sleeping gas to make a forumer faint. I dragged him to my pillow fort. I'm not in the pillow fort.

Oh its fire resistant, bomb resistant, and water proof.

THAT DOESN'T SAY SUPLEX PROOF

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Off Topic / Re: The Blockland sleepover! forum game)

« on: September 29, 2011, 10:18:15 PM »

Why can't you people just have a normal sleep over?

define "normal"

the definition may not include any exemption of loveual acts or pillow fortresses with star fishes inside

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Drama / Re: Stocking

« on: September 29, 2011, 10:17:05 PM »

here's the anology

the problem here is a big 10,000,000 ton, 10,000ft x 10,000ft obsure block made of anti matter
everyone in the topic is attempting to pick it up by themselves and throw it 1,000 miles away and pretend it was never there

what anti matter block

there was never any anti matter block

does anyone have 10,000 feet² of tarp?

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Off Topic / Re: The Blockland sleepover! forum game)

« on: September 29, 2011, 10:15:19 PM »

Myspace? Lmfao.

I brought myself and a pillow. 8D

is it fire resistant

it better not be fire resistant

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Off Topic / Re: The Blockland sleepover! forum game)

« on: September 29, 2011, 10:13:49 PM »

Fine then, still don't want them.

i'll kidnap hire some male strippers for you if that's more your taste?

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Off Topic / Re: The Blockland sleepover! forum game)

« on: September 29, 2011, 10:08:37 PM »

less suplex more group love

combine them

pour gasoline on the pillow and light them ablaze
hopefully it won't have fire resist-

stuff

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Off Topic / Re: The Blockland sleepover! forum game)

« on: September 29, 2011, 10:05:20 PM »

I think Suplex would work on a fortress, never tried it

if you can suplex a running train without stopping you can suplex anything

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Off Topic / Re: The Blockland sleepover! forum game)

« on: September 29, 2011, 10:03:52 PM »

Obviously never played a JRPG

is it like suplexing a train

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Off Topic / Re: The Blockland sleepover! forum game)

« on: September 29, 2011, 10:02:20 PM »

dude
you dont want research or hot chicks
what is wrong with you

he iz gai dood

don't worry i'll bring some gay research just for you cyber

I dunno, his fort has ridiculous defense, evade and stamina.
You might need 3 other dudes all with water element gear to take him down

how does a fortress evade

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Off Topic / Re: The Blockland sleepover! forum game)

« on: September 29, 2011, 09:55:35 PM »

half ass backw-

bacon-scented-brown town-lube.jpg

what

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Off Topic / Re: The Blockland sleepover! forum game)

« on: September 29, 2011, 09:51:57 PM »

I just happen not to want research

but the best part of sleepovers is the circlejerk

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Off Topic / Re: The Blockland sleepover! forum game)

« on: September 29, 2011, 09:50:36 PM »

No one wants that stuff.

what


what

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Off Topic / Re: Mcdonalds is doing the monopoly thing again- The topic

« on: September 29, 2011, 09:44:56 PM »

the grand prize is 1 million dollars

which you can use to pay the hospital bill from the heart attack you get from eating enough food for a million bucks

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Off Topic / Re: I just started writing my chapter :D

« on: September 29, 2011, 09:25:09 PM »

or make him kill people
use details.
"He took the long sharp knife from the desk. He turned to his tied victim, which was crying from the fear. "Please, i'll do anything! Let me go! Please! My wife is about to have a child!" He kicked his victim down. "You loving deadbeat motherforgeter, you should have loving thought of that when you took my loving animal crackers" He trusted the sharp object straight down his throat. The sounds of him chocking from the blood and knife gave the boy a pleasant smile. He pulled the knife out thrusting it into his chest, turning it slowly."

make him kill people with love
"At his release down her throat, she instantly started choking from all the semen invading her insides. Slowly losing the ability to breathe, her mouth was held closed by her rapist, so she couldn't spit out his sticky liquid. She died that night with a man's most personal fluids lodged in her throat."

wait you beat me to it :c



im sorry