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Off Topic / Re: If you could live with any forum member who would it be?

« on: June 15, 2011, 01:59:39 AM »

Yus. I will obtain my own virginity which means I both lost my virginity and gained it which means LAWS OF PHYSICS DEFIED!

I don't think virginity is a physics law...

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Off Topic / Re: Psionics

« on: June 15, 2011, 01:58:36 AM »

what happened to you?

Psionics.

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Off Topic / Re: If you could live with any forum member who would it be?

« on: June 15, 2011, 01:56:43 AM »

Myself.

We would have hot, gay love.

"Now neither of us will be virgins!"

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Off Topic / Re: Massive Headache

« on: June 15, 2011, 01:55:47 AM »

Best if used by: Jan 02 11

Obtain TARDIS
Go back 7 months
Grab aspirin from back then
Take a few
???
Relief!


(I still recommend fapping :V)

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Off Topic / Re: If you could live with any forum member who would it be?

« on: June 15, 2011, 01:54:17 AM »

I don't know many people here well enough to make a good housemate

Foreveralone.jpg

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Off Topic / Re: Massive Headache

« on: June 15, 2011, 01:44:35 AM »

For some people climaxs are a natural migraine reliever.

You know what you must do.

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Off Topic / Re: Psionics

« on: June 15, 2011, 01:32:20 AM »

I have decided to believe in psionics and have trained myself in electrical manipulation with the help of a strange red ball I discovered in my journeys. Below is a pine-tree-certified photo of me electrically choking a man.

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Off Topic / Re: My friend could win a van! *Kickin' ass!* :D

« on: June 15, 2011, 01:11:10 AM »

I'd like to say, i made the creep joke first and everyone else are copycats
 
not like that matters

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Off Topic / Re: Psionics

« on: June 15, 2011, 12:56:44 AM »

It's lifting Upwards. Not just moving around the table.

okay
the coin has a magnet on it

it's a fake, hollow coin with a magnet inside.

magnet's N side + coin's N side = push away
magnet's S side + coin's N side = attraction


...i think that's how magnets work

inb4hollowcoinsdontexistcigar ettegt, yes'm they do

yah james just wantedto be magnedo an hes jelous that that guy gets to be magnedo and not him

omg u caut me  :C

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Off Topic / Re: Psionics

« on: June 15, 2011, 12:53:28 AM »

>horrible quality
>insane close up
you realize there could be a number of things happening outside or even inside the frame that is causing the coin to wobble, right?

i'm gonna go with the fake metal coin + magnet under table theory

no way u can join r xman academy!

omg thxx!!

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Off Topic / Re: Psionics

« on: June 15, 2011, 12:50:38 AM »

omg guys!!!
i flicked the air in front of my soda bottle and it moved a nanometer!!!

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Off Topic / Re: Psionics

« on: June 15, 2011, 12:45:17 AM »

drink some water on world of warcraft ur magic points come back wen u drink water

hav it blessd by preest firts

holly water is more efficteve then normal water

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Off Topic / Re: Psionics

« on: June 15, 2011, 12:33:21 AM »

if you find a blue ball, activate it
you get black lightning and stuff

i'll keep a lookout

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Off Topic / Re: Psionics

« on: June 15, 2011, 12:25:17 AM »

once when i was unplugging my ps3 i got shocked

can i electricity now?

i wish to become


infamous

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Off Topic / Re: Psionics

« on: June 15, 2011, 12:05:45 AM »

Blue gas came out of a whole I imagined on my hand. I spun it and flicked it at my friend across the state, he called me on the phone.

you've got a powerful finger there