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Off Topic / I got the #1 reddit Cat post of the day
« on: March 02, 2015, 11:25:59 PM »
ITS OVER 3K. #1 CAT POST OF THE DAY :D


http://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/2xq9w7/heard_a_mew_come_from_inside_the_car_while/?sort=confidence
So I reposted an old thread of mine to the forum, and it got a ton of attention. It's funny cause it barely got any attention, but after I left to a grocery store for like 30 minutes it gets a ton.

It's flattering to know that one of the highest voted cat pictures on reddit is of my crotch. :)

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Off Topic / Cool Cat Saves the Kids
« on: February 28, 2015, 07:21:59 PM »
http://youtu.be/C67thOEtVNQ

this is so bad it's amazing

also I love the reviewer, the reviewer of such gems as Cyberbu//y and Birdemic: Shock and Terror

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Off Topic / snip lol
« on: February 08, 2015, 10:43:18 PM »
-snip-

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Off Topic / NUCLEAR BOMB EN ROUTE TO CANADA
« on: February 04, 2015, 04:09:26 PM »
http://youtu.be/8jLvM9kPY9M

A NUCLEAR SEMEN MISSILE IS ON IT'S WAY TO CANADA ASAP. WHAT WILL WE DO?


---

what the hell this woman has like thousands of videos were she talks about how Brent Spiner (actor from Star Trek TNG) is her secret husband

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaVRaYJKo3M

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Off Topic / JSFiddle
« on: January 31, 2015, 09:39:00 AM »
http://jsfiddle.net/ is one of the best coding websites ever. You can script in Javascript, JQuery, HTML, and CSS at the same time. It let's you create miniature web-programs that you can host on their site. I've begun learning Javascript and JQuery recently and It's been really fun to test all my stuff out in JSFiddle.

tldr: you program cool stuff on it and other people can play with it

Some stuff I've made: (Remove embedded/result/ if you want to read the source-code)

Trade Route Game
A game where you pick the best possible trade routes, trying to go as long as you can before going bankrupt:
http://jsfiddle.net/McZealot/8y937wxb/embedded/result/

Storyteller
A basic program that gradually tells a story as it fades out:
http://jsfiddle.net/McZealot/L2nzth2b/embedded/result/

Post things you've made in JSFiddle. Or other websites, if you want to.

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Off Topic / How To Put on a Sock
« on: January 23, 2015, 03:17:02 PM »
If you see any loveual imagery in this video you are a bad person with a dirty mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06kT9yfj7QE

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Off Topic / I made a trade-route game (fixed again lol)
« on: January 21, 2015, 08:36:12 PM »
So I made a trade-route generator a few weeks ago. I finally got around to turning it into a game. See how many routes you can go on before you run out of rations/money!

http://jsfiddle.net/McZealot/8y937wxb/embedded/result/ < -- Game

http://jsfiddle.net/McZealot/8y937wxb/ < -- Sourcecode

It's done in Javascript, JQuery, CSS, and HTML.

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Off Topic / Trade Route Generator (Trying to make a merchant game)
« on: January 09, 2015, 09:56:06 PM »
So to test my Javascript knowledge I decided to try making a Trade Route Generator in JSFiddle. It took around 2 hours to make but I feel like it turned out really well. Refresh the page and it will be totally different:

http://jsfiddle.net/qg45n5bc/49/embedded/result/


If you are curious:
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Miles long: Random (15-800)
Travel speed: Random (1-4)
Days long: Miles long divided by travel speed rounded down
Rations needed: Days long * 2.5 rounded down
Cargo Value: Random (1-4)
Payoff: Miles long * Cargo Value + 1-200 + %5 per 100 miles
Coins Per Mile: Payoff divided by Miles long

UPDATE:
I've begun expanding this into a survive-until-bankrupt game. It gives you a choice of trade routes and you can only go on the ones that you have enough rations for. You are only able to buy a certain number of rations per turn. I'm also making it so that the longer the trade route is, the more of a coin bonus it gets.

This means longer = better (sound familiar?) but you have to save up on rations to travel it.

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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30735673

So because the UK's recent laws weren't bad enough, Russia has decided to follow in their footsteps. It's sad when the United States appears to be the most trans-friendly major country.

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special interestism, exhibitionism and voyeurism are also included as "mental disorders" now barring people from driving.

The government says it is tightening medical controls for drivers because Russia has too many road accidents.

Define "special interestism" right and basically everyone is barred from driving. Russia seems to be rapidly descending back towards communism in which everyone is a criminal but the ones that are complacent with the government are allowed to live freely.

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Off Topic / First World Problems
« on: January 08, 2015, 05:20:09 PM »
List your complaints about comfortable first world life.

example: the ATM machine makes me pick a language before I can withdraw money

I hate it when I look at a "walkthrough" of a game on Youtube and it's just some handicap's first let's play screwing around.

I clear my Steam invites like every week, but I still open to dozens of them:

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Drama / About the RATS recently uploaded
« on: January 03, 2015, 12:34:07 AM »
Darksaber2213 (Carbon Zypher in-game) posted an ARG of two inverted spinning cubes from his website. The music file, when downloaded as an EXE would open a BAT puzzle.

Ok, since I know ALL of you were begging for the soundtrack, I've uploaded it here.
<link removed>

User was banned for this post
It was posted here.

Everyone who ran mdftDecrypter.exe is now infected with a remote access tool.  I'd recommend you go offline, backup your data and reformat.  Do not keep any executables.
He used the first converting tool he found in browser:
battoexeconverter(dot)com
Unfortunately this altered the file and either inserted a RAT or inserted files that read as false positives. I tested it myself with the same results; you can too.

This is the source code for the BAT, obviously not malicious:
Code: [Select]
@echo off
color 0A

:pword
set /p password=Enter password to access program:

if NOT %password%== ff108Br77xx01 goto :wrongpass


set /p fileread=Type Name of File:

for /f %%i in (%fileread%.mdft) do (
CALL :decode %%i
)

:decode
echo Decrypting...
SET string=%~1

:: change the 'encrypted' technobabble back into hexadecimal
SET result=%string:NULL_DATA_STRING=0%
SET result=%result:return=1%
SET result=%result:DEL=2%
SET result=%result:group_info=3%
SET result=%result:encrypted_data=4%
SET result=%result:blockCount=5%
SET result=%result:ACCESS=6%
SET result=%result:structure=7%
SET result=%result:STRING=8%
SET result=%result:VARIABLE=9%
echo %result% >> %fileread%Decrypted.mdft
echo Decrypting Finished!
echo Saving Decrypted File...
exit

:wrongpass
echo Incorrect Password

:: play bell noise
ECHO 
goto :pword

Some evidence of other people having trouble with this software:
http://www.forums.cnet.com/7723-6132_102-262081/bat-to-exe-virus/
http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/forums/t/521672/trojanagentgen-coinminer/

It's probably a false positive, judging from the results. If it is real, Carbon is not controlling the RAT. Unfortunately users like Maxx continue to post appeal-to-authority garbage not understanding the basics of conversion and false positives.

tl;dr: the (possible) virus was inserted by a 3rd party conversion website

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Off Topic / No-Fap 2015
« on: January 01, 2015, 01:08:24 AM »
Welcome to the Year 2015. I'm going to try and go the entire year without fapping. I'd like you all to do the same. Together: we can overcome (no pun intended) 2015.

How far can you get? The timer has begun!

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http://youtu.be/eRCNeBjrFuc

the cringe factor is off the charts
help

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Secret Santa (in March)

Whenever I announce the winners, the next 10 users to post (who haven't been in before) will be added to the poll. I'll add 5 users of my own choosing.
I will not add users with many alts to avoid them rigging the poll.


So it'll go like this:
1. I announce a new round.
2. I pick the next 10 posters below me (who haven't gone yet)
3. I add 5 people of my own choosing
4. You vote on them all in the poll.
5. The top 2 get games. (Steam only.)


Could YOU be a winner? They will all be revealed later!


Anyone who wants to donate some games they have lying around can either send me the Humble Bundle gift link or gift them to me on Steam (I'm McZealot on there).

Old topic:
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Hello forumers! I'm going to be giving away 10 games to random active forum users. I am going to give away 5 games to users who come on top of the poll vote.

I may give away even more than 15 games if have time. All games will be random: winners do not choose. A decent percent of games will be sub-par.

Christmas Winners:
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Random Winners:
1. Decepticon - Tiny and Big: Grandpa's Leftovers
2. Niff - Starseed Pilgrim
3. Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph - Giana Sisters: Twisted Dreams
4. Soukuw - Dear Esther
5. TeeOS - Critter Crunch
6. ZombieDude - some random game I got for free
7. Oasis - never redeemed his game so I'm regifting it :l
8. Camel - Monaco: What's Yours is Mine
9. Electrk - The Bridge

Poll Winners:
1. Boink: 10 Votes, 20% - The Swapper
2. Jairo: 12 Votes, 21% - Race The Sun
3. Greek2Me: 23 Votes 25% - Prison Architect
4. Lego lad: 23 Votes, 24% - Hexcells
5. Maxwell: 13 Votes, 17% - LUFTRAUSERS

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These seconds wont make you question your existence. You exist. Trust me.

I know its a Buzzfeed video, but it's still awesome.
http://youtu.be/gIbfYsQfNWs

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