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Off Topic / zealot's cringy algebra story

« on: April 15, 2016, 07:31:04 PM »

It was pretty popular during the livestream so I'm reposting it here:

[19:25:15] Malleo100: use big text
[19:25:17] McZealot: kk
[19:25:24] McZealot: my algebra II teacher is a depressed 40 year old man
[19:25:30] Skringledrerg: off to a good start
[19:25:31] McZealot: who wishes he was dead and hates his life
[19:25:44] McZealot: he plays 'meditation videos' during class
[19:25:48] JakTheFifth joined (aliases: JakTheFifth)
[19:25:54] McZealot: collections of weird music and waterfalls and stuff
[19:26:02] Hotremox: is it weaboo cringe
[19:26:03] McZealot: so as i was nearing his class in the hall today
[19:26:16] McZealot: i heard something that sounded different. like pop music
[19:26:28] McZealot: it was that song by katy perry. LAST FRIDAY NIGHT!
[19:26:33] Skringledrerg: oh my god
[19:26:37] McZealot: i cant do a single lyric though. just recongnized the song.
[19:26:37] Malleo100: o
[19:26:38] Hotremox: kill me
[19:26:40] McZealot: so i walk into class
[19:26:47] McZealot: and i see he is playing it on the smartboard
[19:26:53] McZealot: but its not katy perry
[19:26:59] Skringledrerg: oh no
[19:27:00] McZealot: ITS THE loving MINECRAFT PARODY VIDEO
[19:27:03] McZealot: DONT MINE AT NIGHT
[19:27:03] Skringledrerg: OH NO
[19:27:04] Hotremox: STOP
[19:27:05] Malleo100: OOOOOOOOOOOOO
[19:27:09] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO
[19:27:09] dekott: o h no
[19:27:10] this is
[19:27:10] McZealot: AND HE HAD A loving PLAYLIST LOADED UP
[19:27:11] Malleo100: PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
[19:27:12] dekott: worse than cringe
[19:27:14] McZealot: OF MINECRAFT PARODIES
[19:27:17] Malleo100: oh no
[19:27:19] Skringledrerg: IT GETS WORSE
[19:27:21] McZealot: AND HE PLAYED THEM THE WHOLE loving HOUR
[19:27:25] McZealot: I WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE
[19:27:27] Wispfire: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BAAAAAAALL
[19:27:28] Malleo100: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[19:27:29] dekott: your teacher is a really really depressed and depressing man
[19:27:30] Skringledrerg: honestly
[19:27:32] McZealot: PEOPLE WERE LEGIT LIKE GATHERING IN THE HALL OUTSIDE
[19:27:33] DamnThatClique: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AH
[19:27:36] Wispfire: [:runaway:]
[19:27:37] McZealot: SOMEONE SKIPPED
[19:27:43] McZealot: THEY DIDNT WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH US

Drama / Ristyenok's Dystopia RP ~~ Mystery Ban?

« on: April 10, 2016, 08:34:38 PM »

I saw "Ristyenok's Dystopia RP" on the serverlist. I spawn in and all of us are teleported into a prison. The room has pickaxes, but the alien guards tell us not to take any. I grab one while they aren't looking. We get forced into a cafeteria, where only one guard remains. While he turns to look at the hallway, I jump on him with my pickaxe and beat him to death. Then I get permabanned. Oops.

Now, this would totally go against a "No Freekilling" rule, or something like that... but there's nothing like that in the rules.
I'm Timothy Baker, by the way.

So, seems like he was upset by my (roleplayed) usurp of authority. So he permabanned me (not roleplayed).

I'll admit that there were about 45 prompts of rules and lore when I spawned, and I naturally didn't read them all. It's possible Statue 45.3 E of the 3rd Constitution states that I can't kill a guard while he is typing or something like that.

ATM I'm just kinda hoping that him or an admin will respond an explain this, because I'm sure there's some sort of internal justification. Maybe I was 'roleplaying as a hero' or something... but all I did was stab an enemy in the back, lol.

General Discussion / Zealot's Exploration RPG [OPEN]

« on: April 06, 2016, 06:17:34 PM »

Exploration RPG is a fast-paced vehicle-based no-time-to-waste permadeath RPG like DayZ or Rust.
The world never changes, being carefully planned to escalate in both danger and rewards as you venture deeper into unknown seas.
The map is made up of 25 locations and will surely expand as time goes on.
Teamwork is heavily encouraged and groups can battle eachother in a cutthroat PVP system where anyone can die.

Gallery:

JOIN NOW

https://www.blockland.us/detail.php?ip=209.195.11.118&port=28000&blid=4928

General Discussion / Blockland with a Gamepad

« on: March 18, 2016, 08:37:36 PM »

I hooked up BL to work with an XBOX one controller and it was surprisingly playable. The aiming was a little awkward when I couldn't get the sensitivity just right, and switching items took a long time, but other than that, it was really nice. Anyone else tried this?

I filmed a video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xzVfR0OYm0&feature=youtu.be&t=1m3s

General Discussion / ZEALOT'S MANLY PRISON ESCAPE - OFFLINE

« on: March 15, 2016, 05:03:26 PM »

HELLO MAGGOT, AND WELCOME TO HELL.

SEE THIS ISN'T YOUR AVERAGE GIRLY LIBERAL-ARTS-COLLEGE PRISON ESCAPE.
HERE, YOU CAN EXPECT TO BE:

BEATEN,
TOUCHED,
SPIT ON,
INSULTED,
AND EVEN KILLED.

BECAUSE WE KNOW WHAT YOU ARE. SCUM. AND WE WILL TREAT YOU AS SUCH. OUR TEAM OF 1-4 HIGHLY TRAINED AND HANDPICKED GUARDS WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL.

OPEN NOW:
https://www.blockland.us/detail.php?ip=209.195.11.118&port=3389&blid=2230

Off Topic / XCOM: BLF Edition ~ Who will live? Who will die? [MOLTENKITTEN CAPTURED]

« on: February 06, 2016, 11:21:58 AM »

As I have previously done with XCOM: Enemy Unknown, I will be playing through XCOM 2 with troopers entirely based off BLF members. I will list everyone's rank and class. I will also list who has died and how. I'm playing on Commander Ironman difficulty, so expect a LOT of casualties. Also it's my first playthrough.

Current Soldiers:
Captain Jairo "Sonar" ~ Specalist
Lieutenant Badspot ~ Ranger
Lieutenant Refticus ~ Ranger
Sergent LegoLad ~ Grenadier
Squaddie Zealot ~ Specialist
Sergent DreamsOfCheese ~ Sharpshooter
Squaddie Tber123 ~ Sharpshooter
Squaddie Morningstar ~ Ranger
Squaddie Bricknave ~ Grenadier
Squaddie MoltenKitten ~ Specalist

Captured:

The Dead:
Squaddie Nonnel ~ Grenadier ~ Shot by a mind-controlled Freek
Corporal Alternative ~ Ranger ~ got smashed by a Muton
Lieutenant Freek ~ Sharpshooter ~ Mauled by a fake-civilian

I'm gonna need a lot more soldiers. Post if you'd like to be added.

Off Topic / [Redacted]

« on: January 29, 2016, 08:28:49 PM »

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Off Topic / snip

« on: January 28, 2016, 07:20:22 PM »

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Forum Games / BLF has a Sci-Fi Adventure

« on: December 29, 2015, 11:16:59 PM »

BLF Sci-fi Adventure

Info

This is an open-ended Roll20-based adventure.
Your stats will be linked to your account and will be generated when you take your first action.
Everyone is a member of the group, and can take an action. Pretend your skills don't exist.
All actions are subject to OP veto.

Skills

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

Skill Modifiers

Add-Ons / New Mini-Empires Bricks (By Zealot, Titanium Man, Siba, Conan)

« on: December 14, 2015, 11:27:49 PM »

New Mini Empires Bricks

A brickpack of two-dozen high-detail Mini Empires bricks. Can be used for high-detail MERP maps, Tabletop Roleplaying, or extremely detailed objects in general.
These are designed for use with Smallbricks and the Mini Empires Brickpack, and without them will be seriously lacking.

CREDITS:
Zealot (Organizing & Commissioning)
Titanium Man (MERP Miniatures)
Siba (Smallbricks Additions)
Conan (Icons)

DOWNLOADS:
Brick_DnDExpansionPack (Required)
Brick_MiniEmpiresPack (Recommended)
Brick_SmallBricks (Recommended)
Download All

GALLERY:

All of these maps and more will be included in the release of BLD&D 2.0!

Off Topic / BLF Movie Night: LATE NIGHT JESUS SPECIAL OVER!

« on: December 14, 2015, 06:24:55 PM »

NO SPOILERS - NO SPAM - NO NSFW CONTENT

https://cytu.be/r/BLFMovieNight
[OFFLINE] ~ ONLINE

WHAT IS IT?
BLF MOVIE NIGHT: The Resurrection is a remake of the massively successful (but discontinued) BLF Movie Night topic.
It is a livestream of various Youtube videos, almost all of which will be uploaded films.
You cannot pause, play, go forward or back, so it's like watching a movie with friends. The chatroom, while vaguely moderated, is extremely chaotic.
Rather than each night, we will be watching movies at scheduled times with ongoing themes.

IS IT LEGAL?
Yes. All the files are uploaded on Youtube and are streamed live so you cannot pause, play, fast forward or backward.
It's like a livestream of a Youtube video and the only person at a potential fault is the uploader.

WHEN CAN I JOIN?
At 6:30 PM US Central Time. We usually host on Fridays, but sometimes it will be on a different day.
The time and day will usually be in the title of this topic. If you are curious about what time it is in your timezone, I made a graph:

MOVIE SCHEDULE:
All time is US CENTRAL TIME. They are rough estimates at best.

~~Monday 7:30 PM to 11:30 PM ~ Bad Movie Night~~
Cyberbully (a girl turns into the guy from hatred because she is bullied over facebook)
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (terrible movie about birds taking over the world)
Birther: Obama's Secret (handicapped illuminati documentary)

~~Friday 7:30 PM to ??? ~ Education Night~~
1. Birther: Obama's Secret
2. A Guide to The Internet (1996)
3. Bibles Stories: The Creation

~~Friday 6:40 PM to ??? ~ Bad Movie Night 2~~
Army of Darkness (oh god)
Cool Cat Saves The Kids
Smosh: The Movie
Shrek Halloween Special

~~Saturday 6:30 PM CST to ??? ~ M Night Shyamalan Night~~
The Last Airbender (prepare yourselves)
After Earth

~~Friday 9:30 PM CST to ??? ~ Bad Movie Night 3~~
The Room (here we gooooo)
Fateful Findings (looks horrible)

~~Friday 9:30 PM CST to ??? ~ Fantasy Night~~
Scott Pilgrim
Moon
Spirited Away

~~Friday 8:00 PM CST to 1:00 PM CST or LATER! ~ ANNIVERSARY~~
Little Bee
Cool Cat Saves the Kids
FoodFight!
(With a record of 47 viewers!)
Battlefield: Earth

Paranormal was raffled to McJobless
AI War Collection was raffled to Handsome_Dude
Dont Starve Together was raffled to Aquarius

~~Friday 6:30 PM CST to 10:00 PM ~ INTERNET NIGHT~~
We're gonna do something unique. Instead of movies, we'll watch various Internet videos.
They can be cringy, funny, or anything entertaining. Nothing NSFW.
I'll be picking the videos but feel free to suggest things in this topic.

Off Topic / 4444 pages of offtopic

« on: December 10, 2015, 06:54:43 PM »

together, we have accomplished something truly worthwhile

Gallery / New Mini-Empires Bricks

« on: November 15, 2015, 10:34:26 PM »

I've payed and recruited several modelers (including the original producer of the Mini-Empires Brickpack) to create some new Mini Empires bricks in an area that is desperately lacking. The pack was originally made for Dungeons & Dragons specifically but with the combined will of myself and the modders we're going to release it as a pack. It's pretty close to completion now--I just need to do some icons.

I will release the pack when someone can list every new brick shown in these photos:

Screenshots:

General Discussion / Dungeons & Dragons: aadff

« on: October 30, 2015, 03:05:49 PM »

Dungeons & Dragons is a Blockland Gamemode based off the tabletop RPG of the same name. We've played over 60 2+ hour games on this map, and have fine-tuned it for the most accessible and fun gameplay possible. You control a miniature who goes on 100% open off-the-rails adventures in the mythical lands of Faerun and Planescape.

We need more players. The table holds 6 people max, but we usually host with 4, because so few are online. If you'd like to play with us on Fridays/Saturdays (no experience necessary) say so in a reply, along with your steam name. Please, only say so if you mean it, because slots are very limited.

Images:

Our table, deep in the hidden grove...

A paladin does battle with the Tarrasque, allowing the rest of the party to escape!

The party infiltrates a secret meeting!

June 12th, 2013, the day our adventure began!

Sessions:

Session 1:
Our party originated as 3 wanna-be adventurers, a cleric (Tyrius), warlock (Irbran), and fighter (Ragnar). The fighter was a blacksmith, and his boss was being extorted by a gang. We attacked the extorter in the streets, beat him up, and stole his money. He alerted the town guards, and seeing us only as robbers, banished us from our hometown of Phent. We headed north, into the woods, where we found a mysterious extra-planar portal. From it emerged a celestial bear, which attacked us on the path. After defeating it, we emerged in the forest town of Yeshelmaar, where the cleric (Tyrius) was seduced and attacked by succubus. After the attack, we fled the village, and our adventure continued.

Session 2:
We arrived in a poor village called Bezentil, where our cleric healed a young child in exchange for a family heirloom--a bow and arrow. We left the town, and were attacked by bandits, but fought through them. Arriving in the town of Ashane, a fisherman told us that the other fisherman were disappearing, and would pay us to investigate. Coincidentally, he knew archery, and offered to give Tyrius lessons if he resolved the issues. We set out onto the water in a boat, and were almost killed by a young kraken! We jumped in the water to battle it, and finally emerged victorious. Our cleric learned archery.

Session 3:
We headed north to the extremely poor town of N'jast, noting that it had a brilliant cathredal in the center, despite mass poverty. The cathedral offered us food and a bed if we stayed for their service, so we did. In the middle of the service, our group was attacked, and tied up to be sacrificed, along with some other adventurers. As the others were sacrificed, our group broke free, and fled the cathedral. The high priest stabbed himself in the chest, and warped into a horrifying spider! He chased us outside, and the village attacked us as an angry mob. We fled to the roof of the cathedral (via a grapple-hook) and began to climb as the spider chased us. Emerging on the highest peak, we cast Glitterdust, blowing the spider off of the tower, and impaling him on a spire far below. We quickly fled the town, but were attacked by more spider cultists on the road. We fought through them, barely.