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Off Topic / Re: Death Predictions for 2018 - Accepting Predictions until FEBRUARY 14TH

« on: April 22, 2018, 09:44:04 PM »

Yea, I was shocked he passed just a few days after Barbara. Getting Carrie Fisher/Debbie Reynolds vibes.

edit: Nvm I checked online. I was told this morning that George HW had died but it looks like that's fake news. I went through the seven stages of grief for nothing.

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Off Topic / Re: Death Predictions for 2018 - Accepting Predictions until FEBRUARY 14TH

« on: April 21, 2018, 06:13:06 PM »

you need to stop

I need to stop... winning points? I thought that was the point.

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Off Topic / Re: McZealot is in the emergency room

« on: April 19, 2018, 08:15:32 PM »

TBH I wasn't paying massive attention to the diagnosis because I was writhing around in pain. For the first half because I was writhing around in horrible pain and for the second because I was unable to focus while on pain relief drugs. Appendix didn't completely burst, but the doc thought it was the problem. They looked at it on a cat-scan and decided against taking it out.

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Off Topic / Re: McZealot is in the emergency room

« on: April 18, 2018, 07:25:18 PM »

Welp, I'm released from the hospital. They aren't gonna do an appendix removal surgery so I'm just taking meds for a while. Little wobbly but I feel fine now having been bathed in chemicals.

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Off Topic / Re: Puppy is going to the ER

« on: April 18, 2018, 06:07:32 PM »

good luck man! in the ER right now--not gonna lie, it's pretty comfortable, aside from feeling like I'm gonna die any second.

why are literally every single one of ur topics about u and how something bad is happening to you

never noticed anything like this. dont be a richard

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Off Topic / Re: McZealot is in the emergency room

« on: April 18, 2018, 06:01:52 PM »

a lot of the symptoms you have correspond to radiation poisoning: vomiting, expelling blood, weakness, decreased level of consciousness, headaches, the list goes on and on so you should bring it up with a doctor and see if they overlooked something like it

haha, good idea, but it's a ruptured appendix, they think. I may have to have it removed.

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Off Topic / Re: McZealot is in the emergency room

« on: April 18, 2018, 04:51:55 PM »

Can you guys cut the child enthusiast joke for once? I'm actually in the ER and may require an operation and you friends keep going on about the fact that I said I'd bang Kim Possible (which isn't child enthusiasm even if she was real). That's the origin of the meme, if anyone didn't know.

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Off Topic / Re: McZealot is in the emergency room

« on: April 18, 2018, 04:44:49 PM »

Nah I can't actually answer questions bc I only got a sec but I felt sick in class and went to the bathroom. I didn't eat anything today so I wasn't sure what upset my stomach. Surprise--I start voming a mix of blood and stomach acid. I uncontrollably vomited for a few minutes, but got extremely weak and couldn't stand up. I passed out with my head against the toilet bowel and didn't wake up until it automatically flushed on me. When I got up I called my mom and told her to call the school and let them know I can't stand up (vomiting mid call). I passed out again in a pool of stomach acid and woke up when the nurse came in with a wheelchair. Getting off the floor was one of the hardest things I ever did--I was shaking uncontrollably. The pain I was feeling was the worst I had felt in my entire life. It was like all my organs were melting. I kept falling out of the wheelchair because I was shaking and also lurching forward constantly to vomit. I got taken to our family doc--she came to the car since I was too weak to move--and pretty quickly said I needed to go to the ER. They forbid me from drinking water despite how thirsty l was. I snuck away and took a drink of water and it was obviously a bad idea--I started convulsing in pain and fell out of the wheelchair. In the ER room I got pumped full of fluids (I was getting really lightheaded at this point and couldn't tell what was going on) and my blood got drawn. I got to answer some symptom questions about my illness which resolved to "didn't eat anything, it came out of nowhere". They asked to rank the pain and I told them 8/10. Previously it was definerely a 10. They told me it could be an appendix tear or kidney stone. I got to pee in a jar--surprise, blood in the piss! Just now I went down for a cat-scan and got x-rayed. I also have tachycardia--my pulse hasn't dropped below 100 in hours.

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Off Topic / Re: McZealot is in the emergency room

« on: April 18, 2018, 04:17:10 PM »

This is McZealot's father, he passed away.

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Off Topic / McZealot is in the emergency room

« on: April 18, 2018, 03:32:24 PM »

AMA

Nah I can't actually answer questions bc I only got a sec but I felt sick in class and went to the bathroom. I didn't eat anything today so I wasn't sure what upset my stomach. Surprise--I start voming a mix of blood and stomach acid. I uncontrollably vomited for a few minutes, but got extremely weak and couldn't stand up. I passed out with my head against the toilet bowel and didn't wake up until it automatically flushed on me. When I got up I called my mom and told her to call the school and let them know I can't stand up (vomiting mid call). I passed out again in a pool of stomach acid and woke up when the nurse came in with a wheelchair. Getting off the floor was one of the hardest things I ever did--I was shaking uncontrollably. The pain I was feeling was the worst I had felt in my entire life. It was like all my organs were melting. I kept falling out of the wheelchair because I was shaking and also lurching forward constantly to vomit. I got taken to our family doc--she came to the car since I was too weak to move--and pretty quickly said I needed to go to the ER. They forbid me from drinking water despite how thirsty l was. I snuck away and took a drink of water and it was obviously a bad idea--I started convulsing in pain and fell out of the wheelchair. In the ER room I got pumped full of fluids (I was getting really lightheaded at this point and couldn't tell what was going on) and my blood got drawn. I got to answer some symptom questions about my illness which resolved to "didn't eat anything, it came out of nowhere". They asked to rank the pain and I told them 8/10. Previously it was definerely a 10. They told me it could be an appendix tear or kidney stone. I got to pee in a jar--surprise, blood in the piss! Just now I went down for a cat-scan and got x-rayed. I also have tachycardia--my pulse hasn't dropped below 100 in hours.

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Off Topic / Re: starbucks giving out free coffee to black and homeless people

« on: April 17, 2018, 11:49:24 PM »

lmao that phrasing makes it sound like they'll arrest any black people that show up before april 31st

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Off Topic / Re: Death Predictions for 2018 - Accepting Predictions until FEBRUARY 14TH

« on: April 17, 2018, 11:43:46 PM »

Barbara Bush has passed away. I was a little kid during Bush's presidency so I didn't get to know her super well, but I'm sure she's a great woman. Also... I win points.

Barbara Bush* - [McZealot]

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Off Topic / Re: Death Predictions for 2018 - Accepting Predictions until FEBRUARY 14TH

« on: April 16, 2018, 06:39:10 AM »

Looks like Barbara Bush is about to be... Barbara Dead.

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Off Topic / Re: Protest at Oklahoma Capitol

« on: April 09, 2018, 09:41:19 AM »

The dedication here is insane. There are teaches sleeping on the stone floor of the capitol who have been here for weeks. Church groups are bringing food and water to protestors. It's hilarious watching the senate try to debate random bills while the chamber is stuffed with hundreds of sign-holding teachers blocking the doors.

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Off Topic / Re: Protest at Oklahoma Capitol

« on: April 09, 2018, 09:28:18 AM »

why do you touch kids

They keep getting in my way

GIB GUNS

We are just here for cash, I protested guns last month

Typical McZealot preying on underage school students

Hey now, the sophomores are legal. This is a rare opportunity to suckle upon some from all over the state

pics or it didnt happen