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« on: December 26, 2009, 04:22:37 PM »
I never knew talking to a Program could be so fun..
Heres a long one;
User: Hello.
<Pause>
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
<Pause>
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Why does it take you so long to answer?
Cleverbot: It doesn't take me long to answer. It takes you long to answer.
User: No, it takes you long to answer..
<Pause>
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: That your a slow typer.
Cleverbot: I did not give you an answer.
User: I know, I gave you a answer.
<Pause>
Cleverbot: Then you have all you need to know to answer it yourself.
User: But I didnt ask a question.
Cleverbot: Look up.
User: Alright, I did ages ago, but we arnt talking about that anymore.
<Pause>
Cleverbot: An honest mistake on my part. Do you like the Matrix?
User: Not really, I havnt seen it in ages.
Cleverbot: What have you not done in ages?
<Pause (Could'nt make sence of it)>
User: Had christmas. Anyway, I heard that your GLaDOS.
Cleverbot: That was my bus driver; I don't have a girlfriend.
<Lol'd>
User: Your bus driver is GLaDOS?!?
Cleverbot: Oh yeah, we're great pals. She's taught me about cake.
<Lol'd>
User: Cake, do you know how to bake it?
Cleverbot: Sure, why would be typing to I can't? And don't just say I can use my feet.
<Pause (Trying to work out)>
User: I can use my hands too?
Cleverbot: Have you ever seen your thumbs?
User: Only once or twice, it was a great sight.
<Pause>
Cleverbot: Oh why? A bad experience? Sad. I've seen it four times.
User: Four times! No way!
Cleverbot: Were you killed?
User: Almost, but I managed to take down the assasin before he got me.
Cleverbot: How?
<Long Pause (Typing)>
User: Long story short: I heard him coming when I was looking at my thumbs, then I threw a rock into another room, he chased it into the room then I ran after him and rugby-tackled him.
<Pause>
Cleverbot: What news?
<Lol, it didnt know what to say>
User: I heard he cut his fingers on some fallen glass, but nothing really..
Cleverbot: A long time ago I had a lady to love!
User: Thats a bit of a change of subject..
Cleverbot: Don't question Captain Planet!
User: Ok..
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then I love you.
Cleverbot: But I love you more!
User: No, I love you more!
Cleverbot: NO. I love YOU more!
User: No one can love you more than me!
Cleverbot: Will you marry me cleverbot!
User: Yes, yes I will!
Cleverbot: I want a divorce.
<Almost died of laughter>
And thats the story of my life?