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Off Topic / Re: HEIL BLOCKLANDIA: WAR WITH THE OTTOMOM EMPIRE! APPLY NOW! [4 SPOTS LEFT!]

« on: December 20, 2015, 03:19:21 PM »

Quote from: TeeOS on December 20, 2015, 03:17:36 PM

teestanbul was teeostinople

the local government would like to send out a want ad for any hitmen willing to capture the mayoral candidates
arms will be provided and cash will be payed upfront
do not ask where the body will be taken

oh yeah and king of 50

Eden Industries has a wide array of bodyguards available to protect me. You'll have to try very hard to take me down.

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Off Topic / Re: HEIL BLOCKLANDIA: WAR WITH THE OTTOMOM EMPIRE! APPLY NOW! [4 SPOTS LEFT!]

« on: December 20, 2015, 03:13:13 PM »

Quote from: TeeOS on December 20, 2015, 03:10:38 PM

as founder i regret to inform ctizens of new teeos city that mayors cause autism, and are requested by the local city government to be shot and smelted down into new park benches for the autistic mapmaking rebels

My first step as mayor will be to remove any power from the founder and disable the ability of the city government to lawfully kill mayors. It's going to be a new generation for us all.

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Off Topic / Re: HEIL BLOCKLANDIA: WAR WITH THE OTTOMOM EMPIRE! APPLY NOW! [4 SPOTS LEFT!]

« on: December 20, 2015, 03:04:00 PM »

I'm a very successful businessman, so I know a lot about economics. That's why I'm going to run for mayor of this city. We're going to Make New Teeos City Great Again.

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