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Off Topic / Hardcore Henry - Trailer #1 (World's first ever First POV Movie)
« on: February 11, 2016, 03:47:09 PM »
The first ever POV movie is now arriving on April 8th, 2016. Starting from donations, the movie is now hitting theaters.  This trailer contains fingers, motion sickness, Queens, blood, action, defying the laws of physics, and explosions. Including guns. Lots and lots of guns. Rated E for Explosions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96EChBYVFhU

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Off Topic / BLF, teach me how to rollerskate.
« on: February 06, 2016, 08:44:00 PM »
I, myself, is absolutely terrible at rollerskating. It infuriates me how I'm on the floor struggling to go 5 seconds without stumbling while some cheesy person pulls ahead of me looking at his or her phone. I now have a fear of rollerskating regarding the fact that last time I've went, I fell and slammed myself so hard 2 times all in a matter of 10 minutes. One of those two times were my hips and wow, does that hurt.

It's pretty embarrassing how children who are six years old skate better than me. Considering the fact that most people boast on Blockland Forums about their talents, how about you guys put that into use and help me get better at something that almost seems impossible.

please...

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Off Topic / Got the Stomach Flu
« on: January 14, 2016, 10:45:11 AM »
Never in my entire life have I felt like absolute crap. It all started yesterday, after eating a good bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats, I went to school. My stomach was cramping at around 3rd period but I didn't take too much notice of it. It wasn't until 8th period that it got absolutely WORSE. 8th period was Health and we were discussing about food-borne illnesses (the irony) until my stomach started to punch itself. I asked to go to the bathroom, went up to my health teacher's desk, while my teacher was filling out the pass, I knew I couldn't hold it anymore. I puked all over the garbage can. Everyone in shock. Had to run out with the garbage can as a result. Felt awful.

Went home that day. My parents soon left for their anniversary so I was practically stuck in a pickle. I vomited 3 times and I shat my underwear as well. I woke up in the night and started vomiting. Vomiting feels awful, I couldn't breathe literally. Today, I had diarrhea 2 times. It stopped but now I'm hungry. Haven't eaten anything yet and I'm only drinking water with sugar in it. I'm having the feeling like I'm going to vomit again and my stomach literally goes into stuff mode. Guaranteed to be the worst several days of my life.

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General Discussion / Star Wars: Battles [Closed]
« on: January 03, 2016, 07:02:43 PM »
                                                          
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STATUS: Closed IGN: TacoMasters
GENERAL INFO
Star Wars: Battles is a game made in Blockland in which players can relieve Star Wars' famous battles through the hands of an Imperial or Rebel soldier, and soon to be: Jedi and Sith.
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Star Wars: Battles initially started development in the beginning of December last year but due to an outrageous crash on Steam, it was wiped clean from my hard drive. During the week of Christmas, I've started development of Star Wars: Battles, fortunately able to finish it today with no issues.
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FEATURES
• Big map(s) that can hold 64 players
• Class system (Assault, Ranger, Heavy)
• Ability to choose weapons (with stats)
• Pompmaker2's AT-ST (3 in total)
• First person only perspective for ground troops --- *Third person only perspective for Jedi/Sith
• Jes00's Defibrillator
• Lobby system
• Star Wars music for RoundEnd and Lobby
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PICTURES

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WISHLIST
I plan on to add the following in the near future:
•The Battle of Tatooine
•The Battle of Endor (not likely, I'm crap at building, will probably need builders)
•Jedi/Sith (I don't want to throw them in right now and they turn out to be OP)
•Power-up system (I have no experience in coding, modeling, or programming so this is unlikely as well.),
•More Star Wars music
•Air/Space Combat (I don't want to throw them in right now and it is crap.)
•The Battle of Jakku
•The Force Awakens trilogy content
•Star Wars sounds (death yells, explosions, etc)
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COMMUNITY FEEDBACK
My goal as an individual (and others included) is to listen to Community Feedback and reflect that criticism on my work to meet players' needs. I will not be that scumbag who changes things at a moment's given and anger a lot of players.
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NOTES
Only the Battle of Hoth is available (easiest planet to make, bro).
My builds may be "mediocre" (as in not SUPER detailed) but at least I put in effort.
*JEDI AND SITH ARE NOT IN THE GAME YET
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CREDITS
TacoMasters [34270] (me) ~ Thought of idea, executed idea, completed build
Seems empty. Maybe you could help and you could be here too!
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PATCH NOTES
Janauary 8th, 2016
• Fixed crashing issue
• Added ambiance music so the Battlefront won't be dull
• Fixed shooting at the bottom of the crates in Outpost destroying all of the crates present
• Added music to Equip! room.
• Each class will now have personal stats (health, speed, etc.) (something I couldn't add before)
• Tweaked health of AT-STs and AT-STs will now be the color: Grey

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General Discussion / We hit 200k
« on: January 03, 2016, 11:43:26 AM »
 A big accomplishment in only 4 weeks, we hit 200k guys. We did it, Blockland.

Source: http://stats.greek2me.us/

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Forum Games / RATE THE ABOVE USER'S AVATAR V420
« on: January 02, 2016, 09:49:49 PM »
After a colossal failure of the "Guess the Pet Peeve", I now transition to bring back the dead from the dead.  This time with more blunts and more skunts, the rules are simple.

Rate the above user's profile picture above you. From a scale of 1-10. If it is really captivating and deserves more attention, you can go over 10 or below 0 if you would like. The catch is, that you have to mention what's so good or bad about it. For example:

11/10                                    OR            -2/10
Great profile picture.                               Made me barf.          


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Forum Games / Guess the above user's pet peeve
« on: January 02, 2016, 09:32:59 AM »
A pet peeve is something the individual does not like or is annoyed by, in particular. For example: I hate when people sneeze without covering their nose! Something along those lines and you're good.
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LET'S GET STARTED

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Off Topic / My step-sister was shot (UPDATE)
« on: January 01, 2016, 02:31:45 PM »
It's a crappy time for me. Last year, my great grandparents died. Now, today, my step-sister has been reported to have been shot in the head AND thigh while in her car. Near stuffty St. Francis (Illinois). When I heard the news, my heart sunk. My mother was acting crazy, preparing herself, yelling to get her car ready to go.

My mother quickly called my aunt over to watch over me and my other sister. My dad is currently working so he doesn't know yet. Though, she is LIVING, and is able to talk. Considering the fact that she is STILL alive (thankfully) only puts more pressure on my heart if the hospital can make it there in time before she eventually bleeds out. I already had 2 funerals last year. I don't WANT any this year. Will update later
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UPDATE Step-sister survived. She's alright now. She has bad injuries but she's still up and alive.

*Note: My family lives an hour away from my step-sister

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Forum Games / Predict the New Years resolution for the above user's avatar
« on: December 31, 2015, 12:45:06 PM »
Title says it all. Let's get going. Thread will be locked on New Years day!

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Off Topic / WARNING if you haven't seen the new Star Wars movie!
« on: December 17, 2015, 08:43:56 PM »
Star Wars: The Force Awakens just released and spoilers of the movie are spreading like the plague. AVOID any comment section or website until you see the movie! Luckily, I have NOT been spoiled. If I were you, I would not play Blockland until you see the movie. AVOID any website including IGN, Gamespot, 4Chan, and any news websites that allow you to post comments. Avoid REDDIT, TWITCH, and YOUTUBE's comments at ALL costs! There are loving douchebags spoiling the movie. Like I heard on Twitch, someone donated and spoiled the movie with the donation message. The 4Chan subreddit is full of loving spoilers; the flairs have spoilers, the banners have spoilers. YouTube's comments is just common sense. I repeat, AVOID the internet at all cost. Prepare YOUR shields.

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General Discussion / Always make sure to backup your files
« on: December 13, 2015, 07:26:19 PM »
Always make sure to backup your Blockland files before attempting to change programs on your computer or you will end up losing 3 GBs worth of saves and add-ons like me. gg no re

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Forum Games / How would you kill the above avatar?
« on: December 07, 2015, 04:14:47 PM »
Christmas is just a short time away but the Blockland Forums aren't jolly for the season this year around. Title says it all. Let's get this going.

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General Discussion / What shall we do for Christmas, Blockland?
« on: November 27, 2015, 10:11:18 AM »
From the occasional Block Parties, how about we consider something new? New might be something you forumers are not familiar with.

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Off Topic / Captain America: Civil War trailer
« on: November 25, 2015, 01:23:32 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43NWzay3W4s
get hyped me bois

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Forum Games / Guess what the person above you wants for Christmas
« on: November 24, 2015, 05:55:22 PM »
Christmas is literally a several weeks away guis. So I want you guys to guess what the above user wants for Christmas. It can only be 3 guesses MAXIMUM. So lets get this crap going! Happy holidays in 28 days!

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