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Off Topic / Re: Are Babies Dishwasher safe??

« on: October 22, 2014, 05:31:47 PM »

If my calculations are correct
There are about 631,170,308 babies aged 1-4 on earth right now according to the 2014 census
The average human can survive about 140 degrees farenheit, the temp. of most dishwashers.
A standard dishwasher are about 24 inches, while most babies are about 14 inches in diameter, and 16 can accomodate a dishwasher at a single time
If we stuck all those babies into a dishwasher at the same time on a normal wash, it would take 26,298,762 dishwashers to annihilate every baby on the planet.
If I'm correct

you have a collect call from the FBI

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Off Topic / Re: Are Babies Dishwasher safe??

« on: October 22, 2014, 05:29:48 PM »

unless you want your kid to look like a tetris block

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Off Topic / Re: PhotoMath app instantly scans math equations and instantly solves them

« on: October 22, 2014, 05:28:40 PM »

it's subconscious. i don't think mcjobless is right in saying it's impossible to learn when you don't want to, but i think you barely retain any of it. If you're looking at the board and aren't texting, you want to learn, whether you're aware of it or not.

that's why cramming isn't always good because you don't want to learn, you want to sleep.

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Off Topic / Re: Are Babies Dishwasher safe??

« on: October 22, 2014, 05:26:28 PM »

I'm waiting for Outpact to fly in and defend the babies from our insensitive jokes.

good thing we're not joking

we're being very serious

also, dishwasher is a little much- you'd have to remove the racks.

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Off Topic / Re: App instantly scans math equations and instantly solves them

« on: October 22, 2014, 05:12:40 PM »

let's see this thing solve integral calculus

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Off Topic / Re: Anime and Manga Megathread

« on: October 22, 2014, 04:42:31 PM »

thank god

i dunno, lolicon is definitely weird, but there's something bad about giving someone a CP rap for owning a drawing of a young girl who doesn't exist. might as well get a murder rap for owning a copy of american psycho

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Off Topic / Re: Anime and Manga Megathread

« on: October 22, 2014, 04:34:11 PM »

http://www.dailydot.com/geek/uk-manga-fan-convicted-for-loli-possession/?fb=dd

just another reminder - watch out clone

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Forum Games / Re: YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE v666

« on: October 22, 2014, 04:29:12 PM »

Proof that modern art is a joke.

i pity those who think modern art is a joke.

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Off Topic / Re: Anime and Manga Megathread

« on: October 22, 2014, 04:18:54 PM »

at least when they did it in TTGL on ep 6 there were tons of tits to distract me- i mean us

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Off Topic / Re: Gorillaz may be coming back in 2016

« on: October 22, 2014, 04:03:16 PM »

Why do people not like cloud of unknowing lol
It's gr8, but empire arts, on melancholy hill, rhinestone eyes and private jet are my favorites

mine are melancholy hill, white flag, pirate jet, stylo, the one with lou reed

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Off Topic / Re: Anime and Manga Megathread

« on: October 22, 2014, 04:01:24 PM »

NEVER FORGET
THE CHARACTER THAT NEVER WAS

ep 3

the laziest episode

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Off Topic / Re: [WS POLL] MLB World Series [10/22: SF @ KC] [Peavy vs. Ventura]

« on: October 22, 2014, 03:58:44 PM »

sf baby

we got crawford, we got posey, we got pence. royals are goin DOWN

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Off Topic / Re: Soldier shot and killed in Ottawa at Canada's Tomb of the Unknowns

« on: October 22, 2014, 03:56:10 PM »

i'm p sure canada is in america

i mean why else would they call it NORTH AMERICA

jeeuzs use your brain peeople

listen here you downy ass clown biscuit, canada is in alaska

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Games / Re: I bought a PS Vita

« on: October 22, 2014, 01:31:03 AM »

According to Wikipedia there are 799 games for the PSVita, and only 455 games for the Wii U.

i take it back

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Games / Re: Five Nights at Freddy's - FNAF2 on Steam Greenlight!

« on: October 22, 2014, 01:30:00 AM »

i just wonder like, there's not gonna be battery for bonnie's mask

so

you just put it on

i guess when you have it on you can't check the cams?