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Drama / Re: Instantly bashed by Brickman
« on: July 28, 2014, 07:52:02 PM »
does this seriously warrant a drama? that someone was joking with you?
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CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█
Item #: SCP-23-J
Object Class: helter-skelter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-23-J is to be kept in a sriacha-lined containment chamber located in incredible-jail, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 2 smortician armed with funky trash.
In the event that SCP-23-J ever begins suckling its palm, dr.forget is to blast SCP-23-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force @-7 (''sonic x season 2 '') is to be dispatched to SCP-23-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-23-J is a burly platypus. Like most members of its species, it is able to run da money, and regularly eats twice its own weight in sriacha each day.
SCP-23-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with nips, which causes it to turn into anime chik. Whenever this happens, all CRAPS within a 26 kilometer radius will begin to UUUNdermine uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to judy dench. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-23-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-23-J was first located in paxtonbury where the jetz were using it in order to demand low prices. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force @-7 (''sonic x season 2 '') was able to recover the object with only millions upon tens civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log 23-1
Dr. becklebruckenheimer: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr becklebruckenheimer, and I am about to test SCP-23's reaction to funk. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr bunk?
Dr. bunk: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. becklebruckenheimer: Excellent! I am now introducing the funk to 23... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. bunk: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
becklebruckenheimer: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN philange! IT'S GOT MEIN philange! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
Riphave fun with failure
is that daniel bryan dancing
Mfw I'm also a wizard
OP probably wants a private video sesh where he demands to see my vagina so he can be completely sureon the bright side
no other reason for this ridiculousness
Again, look into the actual content beyond the initial cover, pleasethe real question is why is your avatar marx and not marx soul
he made chunky peanut butterwho's idea was chunky peanut butter
i grew up without a fatherare you
suuuure, thats what they all saydon't you cry don't you pout
as well as the emotes(because they're really spammable and nobody really likes them all that much).[/nobbc]listen here autobahn
the guy also seems to have a large hatred for Washington for whatever reasonyou're gonna be hard pressed to find a conspiracy guy who loves capitol hill