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Off Topic / Re: FORUM EXPERIMENT || Where is your money right now?
« on: February 18, 2012, 08:08:42 AM »
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Forum Games / Re: Zombie Survival - The Darkest Hour
« on: February 18, 2012, 08:00:03 AM »
Name: Nathan Lasél
Location: San Francisco Int'l Airport, California, United States - 09:02 AM
Status: Well-rested
Health: 89/100
Inventory: Slightly dirtied North Face knapsack:
- Walther P99 (18 - 153)
- 9x19mm Parabellum ammunition (Currently in use.)
- Sharp kitchen knife
- Medical Kit
-Zip tie
As Alyx and I walked back to the terminal, Darx came walking up. We greeted him, and he asked, "You guys okay? I heard shots fired."
"Yeah, Darx. Just a little incident on the plane over there." I pointed back to it with my thumb.
"Are we going to be able to make it to Germany on that thing?"
"We should. I might have to stop for fuel in New York or something. We'll play it by ear." I shrugged.
Darx nodded, told us he was going to get a good look at the plane, and walked off. We ventured back into the terminal, and found Michelle leaning against a wall, eating a slice of pizza. She heard us come in. "Hey guys, morning."
"Morning." We said simultaneously, walking over to get slices of ourselves. Alyx got his slice, and walked off to his gate. "See ya, guys." Me and Michelle stood alone, leaning on the wall.
"You guys found a plane?" I nodded, and we highfived.
"All gassed up and ready to go when everybody is ready."
"What about that Wylde guy?"
I pulled a zip tie from my pocket. "We shouldn't have a problem with him."
She laughed, and finished her pizza. I grabbed another slice to give to Wylde. I walked over to the empty restaurant, and found him twiddling his thumbs. I pounded on the door once more, and he looked up. "I'm still not telling you anything."
"I don't give a damn, Kurt. Just come get the food." I unlocked the door, slipped the plate in, and locked it once more. I walked off back to Michelle.
"Hey, Darx just came by. He said everybody is ready to go. Only Wylde needs to get on board."
"If he doesn't, I'll just leave him here to fend for himself. We don't need to take him with us."
She began mothering me. "Nate..."
"Alright, alright." I walked back over to the restaurant, and tapped on the glass again. "What the hell do you want? I'm eating."
"You're getting on the loving airplane. Let's go." I unlocked the door, and walked in. I strode up to him, restrained him, and closed the zip tie around his wrists, before leading him right out the door.
I walked past Michelle. "Tell Darx we're ready." She nodded at me, and walked in the opposite direction while I walked down to the tarmac.
The plane was fully loaded by around 9:45, and I was up in the roosterpit, making final preparations. I spoke into the radio, "Crosscheck."
Alyx's voice barked back over the radio. "1L. We're ready to go, Nate."
I accessed the GPS, and marked our location, making our flight time about 17 hours.
"17 hours, guys. Are you ready?" I got uniform replies from everyone, and pushed the throttle up to max as we sped down the runway. The jet slowly lifted itself off the ground, into the blue, open sky.
Darx's voice crackled to life. "You're clear of the runway. Put up the gear." I acknowledged, and pulled up the landing gear. I then set the flaps to level, and leveled off the aircraft. Before moving into the cabin, I checked the fuel gauge, and turned on auto-pilot. After doing so, I walked into the cabin, and settled in.
It was going to be a long flight.
Name: Nathan Lasél
Location: CA Airspace - 09:54 AM
Status: Well-rested
Health: 89/100
Inventory: Slightly dirtied North Face knapsack:
- Walther P99 (18 - 153)
- 9x19mm Parabellum ammunition (Currently in use.)
- Sharp kitchen knife
- Medical Kit
Location: San Francisco Int'l Airport, California, United States - 09:02 AM
Status: Well-rested
Health: 89/100
Inventory: Slightly dirtied North Face knapsack:
- Walther P99 (18 - 153)
- 9x19mm Parabellum ammunition (Currently in use.)
- Sharp kitchen knife
- Medical Kit
-Zip tie
As Alyx and I walked back to the terminal, Darx came walking up. We greeted him, and he asked, "You guys okay? I heard shots fired."
"Yeah, Darx. Just a little incident on the plane over there." I pointed back to it with my thumb.
"Are we going to be able to make it to Germany on that thing?"
"We should. I might have to stop for fuel in New York or something. We'll play it by ear." I shrugged.
Darx nodded, told us he was going to get a good look at the plane, and walked off. We ventured back into the terminal, and found Michelle leaning against a wall, eating a slice of pizza. She heard us come in. "Hey guys, morning."
"Morning." We said simultaneously, walking over to get slices of ourselves. Alyx got his slice, and walked off to his gate. "See ya, guys." Me and Michelle stood alone, leaning on the wall.
"You guys found a plane?" I nodded, and we highfived.
"All gassed up and ready to go when everybody is ready."
"What about that Wylde guy?"
I pulled a zip tie from my pocket. "We shouldn't have a problem with him."
She laughed, and finished her pizza. I grabbed another slice to give to Wylde. I walked over to the empty restaurant, and found him twiddling his thumbs. I pounded on the door once more, and he looked up. "I'm still not telling you anything."
"I don't give a damn, Kurt. Just come get the food." I unlocked the door, slipped the plate in, and locked it once more. I walked off back to Michelle.
"Hey, Darx just came by. He said everybody is ready to go. Only Wylde needs to get on board."
"If he doesn't, I'll just leave him here to fend for himself. We don't need to take him with us."
She began mothering me. "Nate..."
"Alright, alright." I walked back over to the restaurant, and tapped on the glass again. "What the hell do you want? I'm eating."
"You're getting on the loving airplane. Let's go." I unlocked the door, and walked in. I strode up to him, restrained him, and closed the zip tie around his wrists, before leading him right out the door.
I walked past Michelle. "Tell Darx we're ready." She nodded at me, and walked in the opposite direction while I walked down to the tarmac.
The plane was fully loaded by around 9:45, and I was up in the roosterpit, making final preparations. I spoke into the radio, "Crosscheck."
Alyx's voice barked back over the radio. "1L. We're ready to go, Nate."
I accessed the GPS, and marked our location, making our flight time about 17 hours.
"17 hours, guys. Are you ready?" I got uniform replies from everyone, and pushed the throttle up to max as we sped down the runway. The jet slowly lifted itself off the ground, into the blue, open sky.
Darx's voice crackled to life. "You're clear of the runway. Put up the gear." I acknowledged, and pulled up the landing gear. I then set the flaps to level, and leveled off the aircraft. Before moving into the cabin, I checked the fuel gauge, and turned on auto-pilot. After doing so, I walked into the cabin, and settled in.
It was going to be a long flight.
Name: Nathan Lasél
Location: CA Airspace - 09:54 AM
Status: Well-rested
Health: 89/100
Inventory: Slightly dirtied North Face knapsack:
- Walther P99 (18 - 153)
- 9x19mm Parabellum ammunition (Currently in use.)
- Sharp kitchen knife
- Medical Kit
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Forum Games / Re: Zombie Survival - The Darkest Hour
« on: February 17, 2012, 08:55:33 PM »
Posting tomorrow morning.
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Off Topic / Re: FORUM EXPERIMENT || Where is your money right now?
« on: February 17, 2012, 08:53:49 PM »
I'll do it, but isn't this against the law?
IIRC, this is vandalizing legal tender and is a federal crime, I think.
Not being a party pooper, but just saying.
IIRC, this is vandalizing legal tender and is a federal crime, I think.
Not being a party pooper, but just saying.
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Off Topic / Re: I found a penguin in my pool
« on: February 17, 2012, 03:57:13 PM »
Thank you, Solid. Unfortunately, you seem to be a little late to tell me I forgeted up. Go forget yourself.
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Off Topic / Re: Computer freezes about 15 to 20 minutes after startup
« on: February 17, 2012, 03:50:31 PM »
I forgot to mention that I was monitoring my computer with a heat probe, and it was maintaining normal tempurature. I'm heading home, so I'm gonna turn it on and take it easy with it and log how long it takes to freeze, or if it doesn't freeze at all.
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Off Topic / Re: Computer freezes about 15 to 20 minutes after startup
« on: February 17, 2012, 01:20:35 PM »
Bump.
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Off Topic / Re: Slay That Dragon - thread number idon'tlovingknow
« on: February 17, 2012, 08:48:23 AM »
The dragon is too spicy, and you spit it out. I scold the dragon on his horrible behavior and make him go to timeout.
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Off Topic / Computer freezes about 15 to 20 minutes after startup
« on: February 17, 2012, 08:44:48 AM »
Yesterday, while I was talking to somebody on Skype, my computer froze. I couldn't move the mouse, or ACD. So I manually restarted. After doing so, about 15 minutes after it reached the desktop, it froze once more. I rebooted manually, but instead opened it in safe mode. I left it there for an hour without incident, so I restarted back into Windows. Get to the desktop, half an hour later I freeze once more. By this time, it's about 10:45, so I turn it off once more, thinking that my computer is just getting too hot. I leave it this way overnight, and when I wake up in the morning, I started it up so I could print out a school paper. For 15 minutes, it worked well. I left it idle so I could go brush my teeth and comb my hair for about 5 minutes. I come back so I could browse the forums, and once again, it's frozen. I shut it down, and left for school. I am posting this on the bus from my phone. I have run two full virus scans with Kaspersky. Any ideas?
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Off Topic / Re: I found a penguin in my pool
« on: February 16, 2012, 10:32:23 PM »i am looking at it through a window so i cant really tell
but i think its moving a bit
it says something about not available in your country or state
The United States Fish and Wildlife Service isn't available in Arizona?
Um.
Call the AWS.
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Creativity / Re: I will take Endeavor and Revalier sprite requests (yo)
« on: February 16, 2012, 10:15:19 PM »
Make me a 40s-era Wehrmacht soldier.
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Off Topic / Re: I found a penguin in my pool
« on: February 16, 2012, 10:04:08 PM »Holy stuff. Call 1-800-344-9453, and let them know that you've found a penguin, and tell them your address. They'll send out the proper wildlife officials to handle it. Until then, try to keep it in your backyard. You don't want it to disappear.
Also, pictures. Please?
Being bullstuffted, disregard.
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Games / Re: ≈Minecraft Server: Kodleeshare.net≈ *Map available for DL*
« on: February 16, 2012, 09:51:54 PM »damn
well now i look like an ass
No hard feelings. While I may feel a bit of animosity towards Ike, I'm not angry.
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Forum Games / Re: Zombie Survival - The Darkest Hour
« on: February 16, 2012, 08:48:40 PM »Same character, or a new one?
Same.
Name: Nathan Lasél
Location: San Francisco Int'l Airport, California, United States - 08:46 AM
Status: Groggy, Well-rested
Health: 89/100
Inventory: Slightly dirtied North Face knapsack:
- Walther P99 (18 - 153)
- 9x19mm Parabellum ammunition (Currently in use.)
- Sharp kitchen knife
- Medical Kit
I awoke to a still very quiet airport. I sat up, finding Michelle lying on the ground next to me under her blanket, sound asleep. I smiled, tousled her hair softly, and walked away.
Walking down the corridor, I began looking for clearly marked doors that seem to have a huge hanging sign above them, "Don't go in here!" that may lead down to the tarmac. I eventually did find one next to the men's and women's bathrooms, and walked through it. I begin to walk down a small winding staircase, and encounter a locked door. Not a surprise. I study the lock.
It was a padlock connected to two heavy duty chains wrapping around a railing above me and back to the handle of the door. The padlock was slightly rusted, and was basically 'fused' into the chain, making it impossible to unlock. I cursed under my breath. Suddenly, I heard a couple footsteps behind me. I pulled my gun quickly, and turned behind me with my heart racing, my finger ready to pull the trigger.
"Need some help, Nate?" Alyx said, carrying a pair of chain cutters in his hands. I laughed and replied, "Yeah, Alyx. Thanks." He walked up, and clamped the jaws onto the heavy chain, pressing down hard. The chain practically shattered, and clanked to the floor. I opened the door to the crisp California morning air and walked out onto the tarmac.
The tarmac was littered with planes. Private planes, airliners, even a couple small Cessnas. Alyx and I walked over and examined the first plane that was already on a taxiway in a holding pattern. It didn't have a scratch on it, and had a private livery. It read "M&M ENTERPRISES" with a large purple square in front of it. Save that, and the purple striped tail, the entire plane was eggshell white. I bent over and examined the bottom of the plane for the manual pull switch for the stairs. "Ah, here it is." I pulled down, and down turned the stairs. I climbed up.
The inside of the plane was well lit, but smelled putrid. I took my hand, and quickly clamped it onto my face. Alyx began to climb up the stairs, until I looked back at him. "Don't even do it." He nodded, and stepped backwards.
I walked to the back of the plane, and heard a consistent scratching noise. The noise increased in loudness as I got closer to the lavatory. When I approached the door, the scratching turned to a loving slamming against the door. I pulled out my P99 and opened the door quickly. A stewardess, dressed in tattered clothes, jumped out at me. Her breasts were uncovered due to the fact that the top part of her blue blouse had been ripped apart. I quickly roostered my gun, and aimed at the stewardess' head before pulling the trigger 3 times, reducing her head to a couple shreds hanging limply from her neck. She fell forward, and I pulled the body toward the door, and pushed it down the stairs. It landed face up. "Throw the body in the water over there." I commanded, and Alyx didn't answer. His eyes were transfixed on the woman's breasts, which I had to admit were very nice. "HEY!" I fired a round into the air, and he snapped to attention. "GET RID OF IT! DON'T LOOK AT THE TITS!" He responded, "Geez, okay."
While Alyx dragged the body away, I looked into the roosterpit, which was empty. I examined the controls, and averted my attention to the cabinet on the back bulkhead. I opened it, and found the logbook. Looking at it, the plane was brand new and hadn't been flown more than 100 hours. The most recent log was about 1 month ago, and the recorded gas level was a full tank. I rejoiced, and left the roosterpit. I turned, and walked down the stairs. Alyx was waiting for me. "Ready to head back to the terminal?" I nodded, and we turned back.
Name: Nathan Lasél
Location: San Francisco Int'l Airport, California, United States - 09:00 AM
Status: Well-rested
Health: 89/100
Inventory: Slightly dirtied North Face knapsack:
- Walther P99 (18 - 153)
- 9x19mm Parabellum ammunition (Currently in use.)
- Sharp kitchen knife
- Medical Kit