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Off Topic / Re: Well, if the world ends within the next 48 hours.
« on: May 20, 2011, 05:03:05 PM »
Pope Benedict XV is a cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything.

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Off Topic / Re: Judgement Day is upon us..
« on: May 20, 2011, 04:59:12 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: Well, if the world ends within the next 48 hours.
« on: May 20, 2011, 04:58:20 PM »
/agree

I'm glad somebody agrees with my explanation.

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I wonder what those religious people will say when everyone doesn't die. Perhaps they'll stay silent for a while.

Hopefully.

Also, there have been over twenty predictions in the past 200 years by various Christians and Jehovah's witnesses, claiming a variety of years.

This is nothing new.


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Off Topic / Re: Well, if the world ends within the next 48 hours.
« on: May 20, 2011, 04:53:22 PM »
Lol.

I really am teetering on the fence if it is real or not. He hasn't really proved any evidence that the world will end tomorrow. I really hope this guy will die a slow and painful death. If anything were real, I would want to go to my crush's house and rape her good. But if not, I'll be playing video games all day.

This guy is really handicapped. Why would he go out of his way to publicize his message that the world is going to end soon. And Christians all around believe it! I've read the book of Revelation in the Bible before and I still don't understand where this guy is getting his evidence.

loving Allah :C God ftw.

Camping is basing his prediction on mathematical prophecies from the Bible. But, here's the thing:

What mathematical prophecies.

As quoted from him, this is his argument about the ending tomorrow.

 1. The number five equals "atonement", the number ten equals "completeness", and the number seventeen equals "heaven".
 2. Christ is said to have hung on the cross on April 1, 33 AD. The time between April 1, 33 AD and April 1, 2011 is 1,978 years.
 3.  If 1,978 is multiplied by 365.2422 days (the number of days in a solar year, not to be confused with the lunar year), the result is 722,449.
 4.  The time between April 1 and May 21 is 51 days.
 5.  51 added to 722,449 is 722,500.
 6.  (5 × 10 × 17)2 or (atonement × completeness × heaven)2 also equals 722,500.

Thing is, what do any of these numbers have anything to do with each other?

I'll tell you:

Nothing whatsoever, it seems like.

Also, Camping claimed that Christ was hung on the 1st of April, but he may be entirely wrong all together. It's widely believed Christ was crucified on 3 April, 33 A.D. This would destroy all credibility of the prediction.
 
SIDEBAR: Allah = God. k?

Anyway, this prediction hardly makes sense. What does the number 722,500 mean? It could be just another answer to a math problem on my homework, or Camping is just misinterpreting the numbers all in all.

One last thing. Where does the fact that 5 = atonement, 10 = completeness, and 17 = heaven? Is this explained ANYWHERE? I see no where in this supposed "prophecy" that claims those three numbers, or any of the numbers at all, mean anything.

EDIT: I do see it is explained, sorry. But where is it explained how he figured that part out?

/rant

Anybody wanna dispute this along with me, go right ahead.

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Off Topic / Re: Judgement Day is upon us..
« on: May 20, 2011, 04:32:11 PM »
Who said only 3,000,000 million?

Harold Camping did.

This number is what makes it sound even stupider.

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FamilyRadio's website seems to be down.

Somebody confirm?

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Off Topic / Re: Government Zombie Plan
« on: May 19, 2011, 10:31:45 PM »
This is a huge joke about the upcoming hurricane season and how to be prepared. They're probably just saying zombies because of Saturday.

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I would call, but I'd have to use Skype. I can't risk my phone number getting traced.

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Off Topic / Re: Homemade Rocket [VIDEO]
« on: May 19, 2011, 10:19:14 PM »
Was there any type of scale to figure out the FPS or speed?

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Off Topic / Re: What's your nationality?
« on: May 19, 2011, 10:14:43 PM »
Cuban & Chinese

I know. Weird multiracial combo.

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Off Topic / Re: Judgement Day is upon us..
« on: May 19, 2011, 09:55:21 PM »
I think they made the family radio station JUST to tell people about the 21st, I'm thinking this may not be true.

It's been around for a while.

Oh, by the way, for those of you that wanna call and claim complete bullstuff, here is the number:

1-800-322-5835

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Don't need it.

Phone number is:

1-800-322-5835

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I'll get the number.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: May 19, 2011, 09:42:20 PM »
That is a spider from Australia; it's called a huntsman spider.

The real comedy of using that spider in that comic is that the spider is not actually poisonous. I've got one of my wall right now. You are meant to leave them alive because they roam around your house eating mosquitoes. Other than that they're completely harmless.

Are they really that loving big?

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