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Off Topic / Re: The Social Network
« on: October 02, 2010, 10:05:34 PM »
Quote from: Mark Zuckerburg's Business Card
I'm CEO, Bitch.

This was a great movie. It was really amazing that some college student could start a website with over 500 mil. members over 207 countries around the world.

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Off Topic / Re: Steam Username List
« on: October 02, 2010, 10:33:19 AM »
[BL] RingsOfSaturn/Comatose

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Off Topic / Re: So, it is now October
« on: October 02, 2010, 10:21:34 AM »
I knew it was Self Deletemouse.avi at that point.

Yep. I've never watched it, and I probably never will.

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Off Topic / Re: So, it is now October
« on: October 02, 2010, 09:52:06 AM »
Ready for some Creepypasta? I bet everybody here will be able to get this one.

So do any of you remember those Mickey Mouse cartoons from the 1930s? The ones that were just put out on DVD a few years ago? Well, I hear there is one that was unreleased to even the most avid classic Disney fans. According to sources, it's nothing special. It's just a continuous loop (like The Flintstones) of Mickey walking past six buildings that goes on for two or three minutes before fading out. Unlike the cutesy tunes put in though, the song on this cartoon was not a song at all, just a constant banging on a piano as if the keys for a minute and a half before going to white noise for the remainder of the film. It wasn't the jolly old Mickey we've come to love either, Mickey wasn't dancing, not even smiling, just kind of walking as if you or I were walking, with a normal facial expression, but for some reason his head tilted side to side as he kept this dismal look. Up until a year or two ago, everyone believed that after it cut to black and that was it. When Leonard Maltin was reviewing the cartoon to be put in the complete series, he decided it was too junk to be on the DVD, but wanted to have a digital copy due to the fact that it was a creation of Walt. When he had a digitized version up on his computer to look at the file, he noticed something. The cartoon was actually 9 minutes and 4 seconds long. This is what my source emailed to me, in full (he is a personal assistant of one of the higher executives at Disney, and acquaintance of Mr. Maltin himself).

After it cut to black, it stayed like that until the sixth minute, before going back into Mickey walking. The sound was different this time. It was a murmur. It wasn't a language, but more like a gurgled cry. As the noise got more indistinguishable and loud over the next minute, the picture began to get weird. The sidewalk started to go in directions that seemed impossible based on the physics of Mickey's walking. And the dismal face of the mouse was slowly curling into a smirk. On the seventh minute, the murmur turned into a bloodcurdling scream (the kind of scream painful to hear) and the picture was getting more obscure. Colors were happening that shouldn't have been possible at the time. Mickey face began to fall apart. his eyes rolled on the bottom of his chin like two marbles in a fishbowl, and his curled smile was pointing upward on the left side of his face. The buildings became rubble floating in midair and the sidewalk was still impossibly navigating in warped directions, a few seeming inconceivable with what we, as humans, know about direction. Mr. Maltin got disturbed and left the room, sending an employee to finish the video and take notes of everything happening up until the last second, and afterward immediately stored the disc of the cartoon into the vault. This distorted screaming lasted until eight minutes and a few seconds in, and then it abruptly cuts to the Mickey Mouse face at the credits of the end of every video with what sounded like a broken music box playing in the background. This happened for about thirty seconds, and whatever was in that remaining thirty seconds I haven't been able to get a sliver of information. From a security guard working under me who was making rounds outside of that room, I was told that after the last frame, the employee stumbled out of the room with pale skin saying "Real suffering is not known" seven times before taking the guard's pistol and committing Self Delete. The thing I could get out of Leonard Maltin was that the last frame was a piece of Russian text that roughly said "The sights of Hell bring its viewers back in." As far as I know, no one else has seen it, but there have been dozens of attempts at getting the file on RapidShare by employees inside the studios, all of whom have been promptly terminated of their jobs. If you find this film, do not watch it.

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Off Topic / Re: Hooray, I Leveled Up!
« on: October 02, 2010, 09:34:55 AM »
Happy birfday, doc.

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Editing quotes doesn't make you cool.

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Off Topic / Re: THIS WILL SHATTER YOUR MIND
« on: October 01, 2010, 09:44:30 PM »
Looks to be a severely derailed topic

Agreed, a topic full of steroid taking animals is quite disturbing.

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No, there are no listeners. Everybody is talking. Also, if you'd like to take this somewhere else such as Steam, I'll be happy to start the chat.

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Off Topic / Re: THIS WILL SHATTER YOUR MIND
« on: October 01, 2010, 09:38:42 PM »
...What is this again?

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I thought you meant that I didn't deserve an interview.

I never meant that you didn't, but you don't need another. You've already had one involving BC.

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Games / Re: L4D 1 and 2 - The Sacrifice DLC trailer
« on: October 01, 2010, 09:35:04 PM »
http://thesacrifice.ytmnd.com/

That song is totally fitting with the situation, believe it or not.

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I deserved it well.

What what be your point of being on? To listen? Like I said, why can you not wait for the episode to be released? It's not like you have to be RIGHT THERE to hear what they're talking about. Plus, you'll just be filling a spot that a member of the community could be in so they may talk about the issues of Blockland.

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Clan Discussion / Re: iEvent - We iNvent
« on: October 01, 2010, 09:25:02 PM »
Tom got on BOA, guys.

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interesting, says no one is on. look at current clients: 0/Unlimited

TomTheGeek started talking to IcyGamma before he ended his Skype call with me. I don't think that they've finished yet and I think this is going to be a long episode.

I was wondering that too.

I'm starting to think he wants to be an ass and just clog up the server so nobody else can get in.

listen...

Then why don't you just wait for the episode to be released then?

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