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Off Topic / Re: Should pizza be delivered to graveyards?

« on: May 30, 2017, 11:45:46 PM »

Ghost pizza is already eaten pizza. It's the ghost of pizza past. there is so much ghost pizza.

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Off Topic / Re: Should pizza be delivered to graveyards?

« on: May 30, 2017, 11:39:40 PM »

I think it should be, skeletons need to eat. But they are very scary, so I understand the fears. However, as a regular maniac on a mission, I can confirm that fear is meaningless. Eat fear. Like pizza.

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Off Topic / Re: Should Nix The Glacion be allowed in the drama section?

« on: May 30, 2017, 11:32:01 PM »

I was serious about the pizza.

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Off Topic / Re: WOULD YOU RATHER? - Would you rather die in combat, or die peacefully?

« on: May 30, 2017, 11:30:21 PM »

Peacefully. I don't want into Valhalla.

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Off Topic / Re: Should Nix The Glacion be allowed in the drama section?

« on: May 30, 2017, 11:28:36 PM »

Should pizza be delivered to graveyards?

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Off Topic / Re: Why is All Lives Matter considered tribal?

« on: May 30, 2017, 11:22:44 AM »

The same reason Oriental Swing isn't tribal despite including several national stereotypes ("In the land of Fu-manchu them girls all do the suzy-q, clap their hand in the middle of the floor say ching ching chop suey and swing some more"): a black person did it so it's okay.

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Off Topic / Re: [NEWS] 8 Dead in Mississippi shooting

« on: May 30, 2017, 11:04:04 AM »

If this keeps happening we're going to run out of ammo. Then what? Mass stabbings? Mass punchings? Mass beatings to death with toasters?

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Off Topic / Re: Help! My parents won't stay out of my business!

« on: May 30, 2017, 07:11:10 AM »

Hi that guy's parents. You're starfishs.
If your folks pull this stuff make it have repercussions. Starting a grease fire you barely contain is alright. Try not to attack any pets if you don't have to, they didn't do anything. Make messes you need help to clean. Clog toilets. Run the water bill up. Waste electricity. Wait til they go out and break windows. Ruin milk. If you're technically inclined, start 'fixing' stuff. Cut wires. Screw with breakers.

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Off Topic / Re: nega donald Annoying Orange or nega mike pence

« on: May 30, 2017, 07:02:02 AM »

One is a humanitarian Professor Xavier, the other is the closest thing we're going to see to MLKJr in our time. Tough call.

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Forum Games / Re: Tank Busters 2! Probably where you destroy tanks. (AIR RAID!)

« on: May 26, 2017, 10:23:03 AM »

Sing Charlie Chaplin's nonsense song and dance to distract the bad guys.

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Off Topic / Re: [ALERT!] Terrorist Blows up Manchester Arena - Multiple Injured!

« on: May 25, 2017, 11:25:02 AM »

GODSDAMNIT.

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Off Topic / Re: [ALERT!] Terrorist Blows up Manchester Arena - Multiple Injured!

« on: May 25, 2017, 11:08:20 AM »

BLF and 4chan are the only places on the internet where a discussion of terrorism breaks up into "i hope they blow up U D:<<<".

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Off Topic / Re: [NEWS] Europe is the birthplace of Mankind, not Africa.

« on: May 25, 2017, 10:34:08 AM »

Well, that's gonna piss people off.

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Off Topic / Re: [breaking] Self Delete bombing in Indonesia, 3 dead, 10 wounded

« on: May 25, 2017, 08:01:09 AM »

The policy of gassing all Muslims grows more and more tempting.

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Off Topic / Re: time capsule

« on: May 23, 2017, 10:19:30 PM »

Listen pal. Things are pretty rough right now. Islamic forgetmonkeys are blowing up random places. Your friends are leaning away from you right now. You need to calm yourself down and stop freaking out. Threatening to kill people at the first transgression isn't healthy. You need to sleep more and let her go, too. We know who I'm talking about.
Chin up. It ain't all bad. You're in good health, you got that AC installed. You're bribing your teachers to pass your classes. You've still got friends. You've got all the games you could want. You've got your religion. No one can take you away now.
Don't blow it and make us both worthless again. For gods' sakes, be a human being, not a human doing.

With love,
Rabbot of now