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Off Topic / Describe Jesus's Computer
« on: February 06, 2010, 09:48:05 PM »
Originally started by Stratofortress but appears too old.
Quote from: Stratofortress
Dont say "HE HAS INFINITIVE RAM", put it in diffrent terms like "When you open the cover, you see a hallway of Ram cards."
Start
1.It's firewall, IS A REAL FIRE WALL.
2.He doesnt use aimbot, HE IS AIMBOT.

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Clan Discussion / [NST] Niosoft - boom boom pow
« on: February 06, 2010, 05:20:11 PM »











    We are a clan that want to sustain a successful community in which we help each other and
    work on projects. That last sentence pretty much described everything. Our style is on the
    modern-futuristic side but it isn't something strictly enforced.




    Around the beginning of January 2010, I began the work for Niosoft. Started many things,
    planned everything out and well yeah.




    Building
    Self-explanatory.

    Eventing
    Would be best if you knew  the following:
    • Variables
    • Zone Events
    • Relays
    • Toggle Events

    Scripting
    Self-explanatory.

    Modeling
    Must be able to export your models to either .dts or .3ds.

    Graphic Design
    This is a kind of extra branch that specializes in animation and graphic design.




    Owner - This is me, The Russian, of course. If the clan lasts long enough and I stop
    playing Blockland, I'll pass on the clan.

    Co-Leader - This is Gamefandan. If the clan lasts long enough and if the Co-Leader
    stops playing Blockland, we will vote on a new leader.

    Super Admin - Self-explanatory, those who earn it.

    Admin - Respected persons.

    Member - Although a plain member, still highly valued as all members of the clan are.

    Asset - Someone who isn't directly in the clan but helps out.




    Jobs are like branches but more temporary. Currently there is only one.

    Hosting
    Since V14 everyone can host but we need someone who will actually stay committed and
    start servers when asked. Must host servers when Owner or Co-Leader requests it. Does not
    follow orders from anyone else.




    • Please use proper grammar, capitolization, and punctuation
    • Make sense
    • Be sensible and reasonable
    • Don't be an idiot
    • Respect people with higher ranks
    • If you use an emote other than a cookie eater for sarcasm I swear I will kill you

    I'll add more later




    Send me, the Co-Leader, or the supervisor of the branch you wish to join an app. Do not say
    "meet me at my server at [time here]" because we don't always have time. You can also post
    an app in Gallery where you will have to send us a link to the topic.

    What the apps must/should not have

    Building - Must be at least 2,000 bricks and must look like it took two hours or so.
    Please refrain from using 3rd party add ons in your build. JVS is okay but might lower your
    chance of getting in.

    Eventing - No brick limit, no time limit. Please refrain from using 3rd party add ons
    except for zone events and variables. It will only slightly lower your chance of getting in. If
    you could make something awesome with default events, your chances are fat.

    Scripting - Must interest me enough. Must be something useful.

    Modeling - Make sure it looks like it's for Blockland. Keep the polys somewhat in the
    middle, not too high not too low.

    Graphic Design - Just show me an example of your work. Can be just design or
    animation. You must be in at least one of the other branches to be in this branch.

    Extra Information
    • Our clan tags are NST on either side of your name.
      It's not required but highly recommended




    Forum NameBlockland NameSteam NameBL_IDJobRank
    DropshockDropshockDropshock3038HosterAdmin
    GamefandanGamefandanGamefandan8038HosterCo-Leader
    The RussianThe RussianTheRussianB10027HosterOwner
    VolkoVolkoNone14132NoneMember
    iownu424Iownu424ownage10314NoneMember
    Comr4deComr4deNone11152NoneSuper Admin
    MakanixMakanixNone2022NoneMember
    DaedalusDaedalusDaedalus's Invention
    5092NoneAdmin
    PoiuytPoiuytNone2038NoneMember
    PiPiNone12406NoneMember
    MeeklMeeklNone14746NoneMember
    OrionPhoenixfyreNone/Unkown7866NoneMember
    Anti-BlockAnti-BlockNone/Unkown4119NoneMember
    DeathwishezBoomBoom9740NoneMember
    ConanConanNone/Unknown4928NoneMember




    Branch Supervisor's names are italicized. People with  :nes: next to their name will be kicked for inactivity soon.

    Building
    The Russian
    Comr4de
    Dropshock  :nes:
    Volko  :nes:
    Gamefandan
    Daedalus
    Meekl
    Boom
    Anti-Block  :nes:

    Eventing
    Boom
    Dropshock
    Gamefandan
    Volko
    Rocket/Rockettdog
    Makanix  :nes:
    Daedalus
    The Russian
    Orion/Phoenixfyre

    Scripting
    Dropshock
    The Russian
    Gamefandan
    Makanix
    Poiuyt  :nes:

    Modeling
    The Russian
    iownu424
    Makanix
    Pi
    Boom

    Graphic Design
    The Russian (Graphic Design)
    Volko (Animation)
    Makanix (Graphic Design)




    • March 27, 2010 - Russian attempts to stop being lazy and liven up the clan
    • February 17, 2010 - RedSaturn resigns due to busy schedule :c
    • February 10, 2010 - There are ten members of Niosoft
    • February 10, 2010 - RedSaturn join
    • February 6, 2010 - Niosoft is born




    Our clan's current projects.

    Stargate SG-1 Base
    Description: The Stargate has been unearthed and is in good hands. All we need is a base!

    Progress: 50%
    Status: [WIP]
    Pictures coming soon....



    The O'Neill Mothership Project
    Description: Based on an Asgard design.

    Progress: 15%
    Status: [WIP]
    No pictures yet.



    Creep Sample Lab
    Description: Just like the smallpox virus, the Creep is being kept in a high security
    laboratory.

    Progress: 0%
    Status: To be started
    No pictures yet





    http://steamcommunity.com/groups/niosoft



    If there are any errors in this post please tell me.

    Our Server
    [/list]

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    Off Topic / Topic about Russia
    « on: January 28, 2010, 04:06:16 PM »
    This topic is the result of me being pissed off at stupid Americans who think America was the only reason Russia won WWII or that America stopped WWII and only them.

    Russian Technology and Inventions
    Bromantane
    "Father of All Bombs"
    GLONASS


    I don't feel like listing more but if you do want more go here and here.

    FEAR US

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    Off Topic / ASCII Generator
    « on: January 27, 2010, 11:20:57 PM »

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    Off Topic / Bahahahahahaha!
    « on: January 25, 2010, 09:25:05 PM »
    This kid has been discussed here and everything

    BUT.......


    Did you notice that he doesn't have freckles?

    One of the requirements of being a ginger (as stated by southpark) is having freckles.
    He still looks like a ginger but technically he isn't.

    81

    This whole plan originated from MtnDew's radio stations topic.

    The talk show will be on DropShock's Radio station.
    http://98.246.85.137:23000/listen.pls

    You need Winamp, VLC, Audion, Itunes, or Quicktime to listen to this. I recommend Winamp.
    Download it here.

    I will be talking shortly about the station and talk show, Blockland news, and world news.

    Dropshock says: "Make sure to tune in! or I'll break your kneecaps"

    Status: Airing Live at 5PM Pacific on Monday :D

    We will delay by 5-10 minutes if we don't have enough listeners.

    Make sure to email us at dropshock@dropshock.bduhq.com and tell us about stuff you would like to contribute to the show.
    This can include news, conspiracies, etc. As long as it's interesting and new, we'll take it.


    Today's Discussion(s):
    We have stopped using a script. We will do it in no apparent order.

    I remade the topic because the other one was dying.

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    Off Topic / Youtube wtf
    « on: January 23, 2010, 12:02:37 AM »
    I try logging into my youtube account and get this:
    Code: [Select]
    while(1);{"errors": "I call shenanigans", "success": false}

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    Off Topic / Demotivater
    « on: January 22, 2010, 09:45:05 PM »

    Made this myself.
    :smug:





    Couldn't write "invisible" because it was too long.

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    Off Topic / Top 20 List of the Best Geek Quotes
    « on: January 20, 2010, 10:35:21 PM »
    One day I was surfing the interwebz when I suddenly stumbled over this website with what the title states. I only chose the good ones to post on here.

    #1. Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF. All my base Are belong to you  — someone on SlashDot

    #2. There is no place like 127.0.0.1#3. Girls are like Internet Domain names
    , the ones I like are already

    #4. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning

    #5. Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid; humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant; together they are powerful beyond imagination. — Albert Einstein

    #6. There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don’t. (My personal favorite)

    #8. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

    #9. I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly

    #10. I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code

    #11. My Software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

    #12. The speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts “OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! (My second favorite)

    #16. A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?



    Origin:
    http://www.askstudent.com/funny/top-20-list-of-the-best-geek-quotes-sayings-and-phrases/

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    Off Topic / Keyboard
    « on: January 19, 2010, 05:23:00 PM »




















    If you checked if this was true, you lose.


    I posted this again because the last topic died fairly quickly because the image was from 4chan :c

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    Off Topic / love
    « on: January 18, 2010, 11:52:18 PM »










    If you checked if this was true, you lose.

    87
    Title says it all.

    I don't know what kind of motherboard I have and I'm getting this video card soon.

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    Off Topic / DropshockRadio: The Russian's Talk Show (Over :c)
    « on: January 12, 2010, 06:42:54 PM »

    This whole plan originated from MtnDew's radio stations topic.

    The talk show will be on DropShock's Radio station.
    http://98.246.85.137:23000/listen.pls

    You need Winamp, VLC, Audion, Itunes, or Quicktime to listen to this. I recommend Winamp.
    Download it here.

    I will be talking shortly about the station and talk show, Blockland news, and world news.

    Dropshock says: "Make sure to tune in! or I'll break your kneecaps"

    Status: Over :c

    We will delay by 5-10 minutes if we don't have enough listeners.

    Make sure to email us at dropshock@dropshock.bduhq.com and tell us about stuff you would like to contribute to the show.
    This can include news, conspiracies, etc. As long as it's interesting and new, we'll take it.


    Today's Discussion(s):
    We have stopped using a script. We will do it in no apparent order.

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    Off Topic / Binary Code
    « on: January 10, 2010, 12:34:07 AM »
    01001101011110010010000001101 110011000010110110
    10110010100100000011010010111 001100100000011011
    00011001010110011101101001011 011110110111000101
    10000100000011001100110111101 110010001000000111
    01110110010100100000011000010 111001001100101001
    00000011011010110000101101110 0111100100101110

    It's binary code.
    Translates into words.
    Decode this. When you do I'll show you what I used to make it and I didn't do it mentally.

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    Off Topic / Project Natal
    « on: January 08, 2010, 11:49:43 PM »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2qlHoxPioM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOFh5QPtfGk
    Hot damn

    I realize this is old. This is just for discussion.

    /discuss

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