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Off Topic / Re: two youtube videos and a motherloving crossfader .com

« on: January 23, 2010, 12:34:21 AM »

Works fine for me, enable scripts perhaps.

Now shh, I'm trying to mix Panic at the disco and Xzibit.

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Off Topic / Re: two youtube videos and a motherloving crossfader .com

« on: January 23, 2010, 12:30:49 AM »

http://www.twoyoutubevideosandamotherlovingcrossfader.com/#kc9f-VVQK3k/9TpQCG4LtUc

If you sync the beats on them...


That took me 30 seconds to find, post yours.

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Off Topic / two youtube videos and a motherloving crossfader .com

« on: January 23, 2010, 12:20:43 AM »

http://www.twoyoutubevideosandamotherlovingcrossfader.com/


DO IT NOW.

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Off Topic / Re: Hugums

« on: January 21, 2010, 12:26:47 PM »

Quiet furcigarette

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hurr

hurr derp

QUICK! -snip

Fixed

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Off Topic / Re: xC is in my math homework

« on: January 21, 2010, 12:21:09 PM »

We hate fun. Why just the other day a bunch of us got together and beat some fun to death. There was no small amount of malice in the beating either and we enjoyed every bit of it. We then took the fun and displayed it's ravaged body for all to see, so that the other fun would get the message.


And that message was clear: We don't like you fun and we'll kill you.

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Games / Re: Video gamers by numbers.

« on: January 19, 2010, 05:44:52 AM »

Mine came with the duckhunt/mario cartridge, I though everyone's came that way.

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Off Topic / Re: Me...me.... meme... see what I did there?

« on: January 19, 2010, 05:35:46 AM »

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Games / Video gamers by numbers.

« on: January 19, 2010, 04:42:19 AM »

http://www.dump.com/2010/01/17/video-games-by-the-numbers/


Pokemons? Tetris? Cool. But Wii sports? WTF?

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Off Topic / Re: Ow I cut my toe :[

« on: January 17, 2010, 05:27:22 AM »

Dude.


Your toe is long.

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Games / Re: Halo: Reach (actual information inside)

« on: January 14, 2010, 10:00:53 AM »

Woah, ANOTHER halo game?

...

Inorite?

Who ever heard of making sequels to a popular series of games?

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Off Topic / Re: I got a lot of problems, and girl happens to be one

« on: January 14, 2010, 09:43:14 AM »

So I've become good friends with this girl over the summer. She made it very obvious she like so we hung in school and all. The she apparently got a boy friend is a complete douche bag. Somehow while we talking about DMS (inorite) I got her to admit that she likes me. I'm not really all that into her but what should I do?

Are you asking how to broom her? Tell her she smells, girls hate that and she won't like you anymore (Seriously there is nothing more mortifying than implying a female has body odor), problem solved.

Or tell her she smells nice, It's super creepy, she won't like you anymore, problem solved.



If you want to get with her, tell her to ditch the dude so you can go play hide the pickle. If she won't ditch the dude and still wants to be with you...
RUN MOTHERforgetER RUN! BITCH BE CRAZY!
...well maybe not but any girl that wants a relationship with two guys is not worth your time, and is most likely carrying some excess emotional baggage.


EDIT: Oh right, third contingency "If you want to be her friend but you are not seeking a romantic relationship". This one is really hard and complex so try to follow these steps exactly.

Step one: be friends.

Step two: don't get romantically involved.

Step there: don't tell her she smells.

I hope you can manage that.

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Games / Re: Zero Gear

« on: January 13, 2010, 03:17:46 AM »

THERE'S A FREE WEEKEND THING GOING ON ON STEAM RIGHT NOW BUT YOU CAN BUY IT 25% OFF HOW HARD IS IT TO EXPLAIN

Allow me.

(Using all caps)


WHAT HE MEANT TO SAY IS: THIS GAME IS CURRENTLY FREE FOR THIS WEEKEND ON STEAM, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO BUY IT SO YOU CAN USE IT BEYOND THE FREE WEEKEND THEN IT CAN BE PURCHASED FOR 25% OFF THE REGULAR PURCHASE PRICE.


USING CAPS MAKES YOU LOOKS LIKE A DOUCHE.


PLEASE USE THEM SPARINGLY.

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Off Topic / Re: Steam won't launch. Help please.

« on: January 13, 2010, 03:12:56 AM »

I don't understand you. You complain about how brutal everyone here is, and yet you're just as bad.

Unfortunately, I'm using Vista. Fortunately, by running it from the Start Menu search bar, it started working.

Whenever someone I know that I like has a tech problem, I Google the answer and give it to them.


Whenever someone I don't know has a tech problem and they ask nicely I'll Google the answer for them.


Whenever someone I don't know and/or don't like has a tech problem I'll tell them to Google it themselves and I'll usually add "bitch".
For example: Wynd_Fox asked: "hou to instal ubuntu" I replied: "Google it bitch".




All the answers you seek can be found on Google, I know this, you should know this, If you don't know this then you should be taught, insults help the lesson stick (IMO).

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Off Topic / Re: I could take 59 baboons in a giant carrot fight!

« on: January 12, 2010, 08:56:43 PM »

25 D:

Time to hit the batting cages son, those baboons aren't going to beat them selves to death with carrots.

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Off Topic / Re: I could take 59 baboons in a giant carrot fight!

« on: January 12, 2010, 08:52:51 PM »

Even if you pick all the "wrong" answers you can still take 10 of them.