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Off Topic / Re: I'm moving - But I want to bring my acid with me.

« on: February 03, 2009, 01:00:49 AM »

Nay, for acid has it's own adhesive qualities, just don't be shocked when people look at you differently after witnessing you licking a manikin.

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Off Topic / Re: I'm moving - But I want to bring my acid with me.

« on: February 03, 2009, 12:55:40 AM »

Then perhaps you could disguise your acid as a visiting friend.

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Off Topic / Re: I'm moving - But I want to bring my acid with me.

« on: February 03, 2009, 12:49:23 AM »

A brilliant plan but does it account for potential interference by "THE MAN"?

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Off Topic / Re: Three wishes, but your enemy gets double.

« on: February 02, 2009, 11:25:02 PM »

1: win 100 million dollars
2: win Even moar m0nie$
3: Immediately after winning have half my money stolen by my enemy

he gets: 200 billion + moar. He steals half of mine (50+) i steal all of his (200+), i end up with 5 times the 50+ i had left after being robbed and lose half of what i won legally to the IRS, leaving me with 200+. My enemy on the other hand, having won twice as much has a half of what is owed in tax.

Also no one loses a testicle.

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Off Topic / Re: Do you wash your hands after you use the bathroom?

« on: February 02, 2009, 10:58:40 PM »

When i am at home: rarely, after all i know where i've been and i keep my bathroom clean.

As for public toilets: only if i touch something with my hands, like the flush handle.

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Gallery / Re: As yet unnamed space cruiser.

« on: February 02, 2009, 09:35:02 PM »

I don't know where to find the map, sorry. As for add-ons... start by downloading all of them because I honestly have no idea what is needed. I use pretty much every single (good) add-on that is made.

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