i'm no longer british i'm italian i got the rubbish villa wifi to work on my craptop mosquitos has devoured me flies beg for me to give them my food my TV doesnt work there's only two converter plugs so me and my family has to share i get a room to myself with a double bed so i can cry every night because i have no gamer gf :(((( the pool is cold as antartica i get to stare at myself when im on my laptop through a mirror and i can sing this;
WHEN THE MOON HIT YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THATS A MOREI