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« on: May 22, 2017, 02:34:54 PM »
Recipe of Pain, or Recipain, 1:
Ingredients:
Pizza
A bunch of sweet stuff
other stuff to basically poison the enemy
I order a pizza. It arrives, and I dump sugar on it. I proceed to slice up bananas and put it. I proceed to put whipped cream on the crust and dump a pound of salt on it. I then proceed to mix together a sauce involving melted cheese and melted chocolate, and a bit of tooth paste for minty flavor. I proceed to make hot chocolate and mix in half a cup of salt. I then put a stuffton of hot peppers all over the pizza and put tooth paste in the crust as well/. I proceed to make a glass of orange juice. Finally, I top it off by sprinkling baking powder all over the pizza and mixing in vinegar into both drinks.
I force feed it to the enemy, pizza first, then vinegar drinks second.