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General Discussion / Re: Despair Syndrome: Murder Mystery with more focus on Mystery (ADMIN APPS OPEN!)

« on: February 21, 2016, 09:58:15 AM »

Yo the server is randomly crashing/ shutting down, any idea why?  Also I can confirm Betel is master killer

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Off Topic / Re: I've just been diagnosed with Glaucoma (SURGERY VIDEO!!)

« on: February 20, 2016, 04:37:48 PM »

I FINALLY GOT THE VIDEO![/u

Warning: GrossNSFL

That was pretty neat

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Game Modes / Re: Rocket Arena

« on: February 20, 2016, 12:33:10 PM »

this looks like 2008 in roblox

Why was roblox bolded

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Drama / Re: Iphones City RPG - Badmins and poorly run, Specifically Cciamlazy and Cavik

« on: February 20, 2016, 11:24:08 AM »

That's an insult to Tezuni's, really. Tezuni's server is heaven compared to iPhones.

It's more like purgatory. Not quite heaven, but not quite he'll either compared to this

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Forum Games / Re: Return to the Salty Spitoon

« on: February 19, 2016, 09:06:44 PM »

Ok so for the next time just imagine that my avatar grew a body that's robot-like so it'll make sense for my next toughness quote

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Forum Games / Re: Tower of Power - RNG PvE Text Adventure [An Update?!]

« on: February 19, 2016, 08:21:09 PM »

KristoB attacks! 4!
Rigel attacks! 2!
tber123 guards! 4!
bigcapitalbaka attempts to reason with the crab some more! It fails!
TOTAL DAMAGE: 6
The Crab Guards! 5 damage reduced next update!

ULTRA CRUSTACEAN
THEME

115/180 HP
d6 ATK
d4 DEF (originally d8, 3 turns left for debuff)
Skill: Vice Grip
Deals 1.5x damage to players with higher DEF than itself.

PLAYERS:
 Space1255: d6 ATK, d6 DEF, d2 HEAL. 7/10 HP.

 tber123: d6 ATK, d6 DEF, d2 HEAL. 7/10 HP.

 Conan: d6 ATK, d6 DEF, d2 HEAL. 7/10 HP.

 Glass Joe: d6 ATK, d6 DEF, d2 HEAL. 7/10 HP.
     SKILL: Weakness Pinpoint: d6: Hit and deal double damage to the boss! (COST: 1 HP)

 DataProxy: d6 ATK, d6 DEF, d2 HEAL. 10/10 HP.

  NotBomberguy: d6 ATK, d6 DEF, d2 HEAL. 10/10 HP

 bigcapitalbaka: d6 ATK, d6 DEF, d2 HEAL, 10/10 HP
     SKILL: Reasoning: d3: Roll 3 for success. Lower target's DEF dice max value by half.

 Rigel: d6 ATK, d6 DEF, d2 HEAL, 10/10 HP

 KristoB: d6 ATK, d6 DEF, d2 HEAL, 10/10 HP

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Off Topic / Re: hi i just had an asthma attack and vomited at school AMA

« on: February 19, 2016, 04:50:04 PM »

How much ΔV is needed to break the atmosphere on a 7.5 kilogram spacecraft?

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Drama / Re: The Harvest: Tony's Clan

« on: February 19, 2016, 04:42:42 PM »

Guys stop PUN ishing U.S. and stay on topic.

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Forum Games / Re: Tower of Power - RNG PvE Text Adventure [Upset Crab]

« on: February 18, 2016, 08:18:21 PM »

Okay so I got a big project that I need to prepare for that needs to be done and fine tuned tonight so I'm not sure when I'll be able to update next. I apologize.

Plus I got a martial arts test Saturday that I need to practice for.

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Forum Games / Re: YOU CRINGE YOU LOSE

« on: February 18, 2016, 04:45:59 PM »

I'm partial to the one where you ram a syringe in your naval.

A cattle prod down your urethra

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Drama / Re: No more apology threads. Seriously.

« on: February 17, 2016, 10:34:46 PM »

HowStupidThreadsProliferate.p ng

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Drama / Re: The Harvest: Tony's Clan

« on: February 17, 2016, 10:29:18 PM »

[img]http://i.imgur.com/5dUjPIF.png[/]

I didn't create the image.

You know what they say about assuming?

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Off Topic / Re: Hello Forum!

« on: February 17, 2016, 10:27:28 PM »

*laugh track*

*looks straight into the camera*
*goofy face*
*audience cheer track*

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Off Topic / Re: I hate minions but damn, this girl REALLY hates minions.

« on: February 17, 2016, 10:26:21 PM »

Poor Dr.Pepper :c

Not even a doctor twice as good as him could save him. The medical world has suffered a great loss, but they will keep going.

Also the same girl posted a video titled "WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF GRAVITY." I don't want to take the risk of my brain cells dying so I didn't check to see if it's a joke or not.

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Drama / Re: The Harvest: Tony's Clan

« on: February 17, 2016, 10:23:02 PM »

no seriously what the forget are you on about

He's grasping at straws. Desperate for a cheap jab at Molten.