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Forum Games / Re: YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE v666

« on: February 11, 2016, 06:05:41 AM »

Nevermind

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Forum Games / Re: YOU CRINGE YOU LOSE

« on: February 11, 2016, 05:53:56 AM »

MY EYES

I doubt this is real
But still

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Forum Games / Re: Tower of Power - RNG PvE Text Adventure [First damage dealt!

« on: February 11, 2016, 05:50:34 AM »

I had the weirdest dream last night that someone gave me a forgetton (like 50 or so) of boss ideas for this game and it took me quite a while to scroll throu them and read them all. Also I'll,update attacks later

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Forum Games / Re: Tower of Power - RNG PvE Text Adventure [Action Phase]

« on: February 10, 2016, 09:50:02 PM »

ACTIONS:
The crab guards! 4 defense is subtracted from the next attack!
Glass Joe attempts to flip the crab over! Result: 5! I'll be lax once and allow him to flip it over, but no damage dealt. SKILL GAINED: Weakness Pinpointer!
DataProxy Guards! 3!
tber123 attacks! 3!
Space1255 Guards! 5!
Conan [AUTO] attacks! 5!
TOTAL DAMAGE: 1...
The crab attacks all players: 3 damage!

ULTRA CRUSTACEAN
THEME

179/180 HP
d6 ATK
d8 DEF
Skill: Vice Grip
Deals 1.5x damage to players with higher DEF than itself.
It's weak point is exposed! All rolls are worth 1.5x rounded up!

PLAYERS:
 Space1255: d6 ATK, d6 DEF, d2 HEAL. 7/10 HP.

 tber123: d6 ATK, d6 DEF, d2 HEAL. 7/10 HP.

 Conan: d6 ATK, d6 DEF, d2 HEAL. 7/10 HP.

 Glass Joe: d6 ATK, d6 DEF, d2 HEAL. 7/10 HP.
     SKILL: Weakness Pinpoint: d6: Hit and deal double damage to the boss! (COST: 1 HP)

 DataProxy: d6 ATK, d6 DEF, d2 HEAL. 10/10 HP.

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Forum Games / Re: Tower of Power - RNG PvE Text Adventure [Action Phase]

« on: February 10, 2016, 09:43:04 PM »

go big or go home

That's the spirit! Starting update...

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Forum Games / Re: Maximus Gran (Chapter One: Waking Up From the American Dream)

« on: February 10, 2016, 08:40:49 PM »

Engage bullet time. Bust down the door and rip off Gunman 2's richard and throw it at Gunman 1

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Forum Games / Re: Tower of Power - RNG PvE Text Adventure [Action Phase]

« on: February 10, 2016, 08:27:17 PM »

Flip the crab over to reveal it's weakpoint, then strike it for maximum damage.

You'll need to roll a six for this to work. Failure results in two damage and paralysis, meaning you can't attack. Continue with the attack anyways?

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Forum Games / Re: Do you LOVE the Above User!?!? <3 <3 <3

« on: February 10, 2016, 03:17:02 PM »

No.

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Off Topic / Re: Dumb Warnings

« on: February 10, 2016, 02:49:35 PM »

Do not open with knife

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Forum Games / Re: Tower of Power - RNG PvE Text Adventure [Action Phase]

« on: February 10, 2016, 01:29:55 PM »

Combat update: you can have a choice to attack, guard, or heal. Updating OP with new rule. Also added player status

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Off Topic / Re: -Dumb United States Rules-

« on: February 10, 2016, 12:56:18 PM »

Hawaii: Coins can not be put in one's ear

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Off Topic / Re: Skullpoopl Movie Thread /Official Premier's start 12'th February/

« on: February 10, 2016, 12:52:52 PM »

Spoiler: Deadpool wears a mask!

Way to ruin the movie for LITERALLY EVERYONE
May as well spoil more stuff:

Darth Vader is Luke's father

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Off Topic / Re: Idle has been active for almost 1,000 days!

« on: February 10, 2016, 12:25:41 PM »

At that point I was also very close to his time spent online, and let's not forget he made a thread calling for Masterlegodude to be banned for surpassing his time spent online.

Classic Bisjac.

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Forum Games / Re: YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE v666

« on: February 10, 2016, 11:21:53 AM »

stale meme^

Staler than your Viagra :^)

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Off Topic / Re: SkullPoopL Movie Thread /Official Premier's start 12'th February/

« on: February 10, 2016, 09:30:04 AM »

Somewhat half lol
Im going to watch t today and spoil everything.

Remember when Akio posted Star Wars VII spoilers and got himself perma'd?