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Games / Re: No Man's Sky ~ ZEALOT GETS A COPY: What does he think?!

« on: August 16, 2016, 11:36:30 AM »

This dude's kinda scary but he flies so he's cool in my book.
Also check this out



Some gold spawned inside of a Heridium deposit. Probably kinda rare

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Games / Re: No Man's Sky ~ ZEALOT GETS A COPY: What does he think?!

« on: August 16, 2016, 09:37:17 AM »

If you put it into perspective, a movie ticket is about $20 for a 2 hour (average film length) session. During that, you're locked in a dark room that you can't talk to anybody in, you can't pause to go take a piss and you can't interact in any meaningful or fun way.

This is a really good brown townogy. I've been sitting here trying to figure out how much $60 will buy you at mcdonalds

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Games / Re: No Man's Sky ~ ZEALOT GETS A COPY: What does he think?!

« on: August 16, 2016, 09:19:02 AM »

Hey guys Rally here and I'm going to do a quick review of No Man's Sky. I've only played about 3 and a half minutes on a leaked pre-alpha copy I bought off a hobo for $2, but I don't see how that matters.

The game is repetitive. Take a look at this picture:



As you can see in this picture (REAL GAME FOOTAGE) you can see that these two rocks use the same model. Where's the variety No Man's Lie? You honestly couldn't pay me to play this game it's so repetitive. Also I went to a free computer design lecture at the local community college and they told me something about a thing called a 'gameplay loop', I don't really know what that means, but I personally don't enjoy the gameplay loop in No Blaggards Tale so that means the game is objectively bad. Also the game didn't run well on my Macbook, they told me to update my drivers but I don't know what those are. I couldn't figure out how to get off the starter planet so as far as im concerned nothing outside of the starter planet actually exists

Over all I give this game a 8.56 out of twenty billion. It's not worth $60 because I need it to pay for child support. Please follow me on tumblr for more food reviews

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Games / Re: No Man's Sky ~ ZEALOT GETS A COPY: What does he think?!

« on: August 16, 2016, 09:00:15 AM »

Met some interesting fellows earlier today on a security planet

not worth 60 dollars in any universe

No game is worth $60. The entire industry is a rip-off.

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Games / Re: No Man's Sky ~ ZEALOT GETS A COPY: What does he think?!

« on: August 16, 2016, 03:27:58 AM »

das it mane

You cant fly freely on a planet wich is loving gay imo

The flight restrictions are my only real complaint with this game. The fact that I can't do bad-ass barrel rolls through archways isn't exactly game-breaking but it's a really arbitrary restriction

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Games / Re: No Man's Sky ~ ZEALOT GETS A COPY: What does he think?!

« on: August 16, 2016, 12:56:53 AM »

xtreme stunts

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Games / Re: No Man's Sky ~ ZEALOT GETS A COPY: What does he think?!

« on: August 16, 2016, 12:45:37 AM »

You're the one who's getting pissy over an annotation. Or to be more accurate, you aren't actually upset in the slightest and you merely seek the attention your mother didn't give you.

Wow, and you're calling me upset? Kek

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Off Topic / Re: Milwaukee Riots - Buildings, Banks, Gas Stations & Cars burning - Waukesha Ct.

« on: August 16, 2016, 12:44:36 AM »

[img ]http://i.imgur.com/GF5CmTI.png[/img]

Path on the left?

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Games / Re: No Man's Sky ~ ZEALOT GETS A COPY: What does he think?!

« on: August 16, 2016, 12:40:34 AM »

10 years ago we didn't have a refund policy on steam, I figured I'd buy it and if it was actually an 'utter trainwreck' like everyone was bitching about, I'd just refund it. Game's fine.

Who pissed in your lemonade?

lelele u mad bro

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Off Topic / Re: BLM releases plans to "Shut down Graceland" in Memphis

« on: August 16, 2016, 12:29:23 AM »

"activists said they wanted their demands met by the city"

What demands? Do they want slave reparations or some stuff?

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Games / Re: No Man's Sky ~ ZEALOT GETS A COPY: What does he think?!

« on: August 16, 2016, 12:26:58 AM »

I stopped caring about 'plots' in video games when I grew past the age of like, 14. Have you guys ever played The Crew? Dumbest story I've ever suffered through in a video game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBrQsAgEK-o

I like how this dumbass video is literally advertising Battlefield 1 trailers in the annotations. Go back to generic shooter game sequel #1423 lmfao

EDIT: To clarify, this is directed the maker of the video, not Maxwell

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Off Topic / Re: Milwaukee Riots - Buildings, Banks, Gas Stations & Cars burning - Waukesha Ct.

« on: August 15, 2016, 12:42:08 PM »

Black people burn down a black neighborhood because a black cop shot a black criminal, and somehow white people are responsible. BLM logic

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Games / Re: No Man's Sky "Official" Megathread - Review Roundup!

« on: August 15, 2016, 10:56:36 AM »

Apparently the inventory is limited to 48 slots, which is kinda disappointing. I was under the impression you'd have an infinite/scroll-able inventory and you could keep expanding it so long as you could afford it

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Games / Re: No Man's Sky "Official" Megathread - Review Roundup!

« on: August 15, 2016, 10:45:23 AM »

When you land on your ex's heart

wait you can't alt tab??? What kind of stuff is that?
$60 bucks for a game that can't handle a basic windows function what the forget

They released a patch that's supposed to fix it like, today I think. I normally use borderless which is fine w/ alt-tabbing but you can't record it with Nvidia Shadowplay or Share lol

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Games / Re: No Man's Sky "Official" Megathread - Review Roundup!

« on: August 15, 2016, 09:04:19 AM »

Ended up on a very inhospitable planet.





The sentinels were frenzied too. On the plus side, there were gravintino balls everywhere. On the down-down side, I made the mistake of alt-tabbing and couldn't get back in and lost like 12 gravintino balls