i feel like we've had this exact thread like four times already
that seems to be exactly the right number (if you exclude two "meat threads" that didn't explicitly ask the question). in half of them I made very similar jokes to the one I made here and in the other half I never posted but surely if I had I would've. also you made one of them
also shrimp aren't meat. they're forgetin bugs. there's nothing wrong with them but they're not meat. I'm 50/50 on whether fish is meat. cus we
are eating their muscle fibers and fat mainly. which is kind of what meat is. but shellfish is definitely not meat. like they arguably have meat in them but it's a relatively low proportion. and the parts that are muscle are hard to compare to mammal muscle anyway