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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX

« on: April 04, 2015, 09:16:38 PM »

I walk out of the cafeteria and see Richard smoking a cigarette.
"Hey Richard. Have you seen the new pilot yet?"

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX

« on: April 04, 2015, 08:34:34 PM »

"Gladiator Crashers is a good show."
I watch her close the door.
"God damn, she's awesome."

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Forum Games / Re: YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE v666

« on: April 04, 2015, 08:27:20 PM »

prince of 1300

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX

« on: April 04, 2015, 08:26:27 PM »

"I like guns."

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX

« on: April 04, 2015, 08:14:00 PM »

"So that tray in front of you isn't yours? Good."

I grab the abandoned food tray near you and dump it in my own.

"So what do you do thats probably not interesting."

"I fly planes. But I haven't flown any planes. I haven't been selected for any missions. Boring loving job at the moment."

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX

« on: April 04, 2015, 08:06:32 PM »

"In forgetin planes n' stuff yes. But drop me in a tank and you can kiss your ass goodbye. Are you going to eat your mac n' cheese or you gonna forgetin stare at it."

I take a look at my empty bag of chips.
"I uh.. don't have mac n cheese."

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX

« on: April 04, 2015, 07:40:32 PM »

I walk into the cafeteria, starving from the flight. Ignoring everything but the rack of chips, I munch down on them until the bag is empty.
I look up.
There's a girl in a helmet sitting adjacent to me.

"I guess you're one of the new pilots, huh?"

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX

« on: April 04, 2015, 03:16:26 PM »

"I'm not too smart."

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Off Topic / Re: Happy birthday marooncacti

« on: April 04, 2015, 11:33:50 AM »

who pooped in your ass this morning

this is hilarious

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Off Topic / Re: Alright, so can we talk about annoying SJWs for a second?

« on: April 04, 2015, 11:23:06 AM »

I've screamed allauh akbar at my principal and not gotten stuff from SJWs.

god damn plad what kind of school do you go to

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Off Topic / Re: Alright, so can we talk about annoying SJWs for a second?

« on: April 04, 2015, 11:19:48 AM »

No he wants a national socialist arm bands and to be offensive around school with it, i found a national socialist arm band for him to use.

why would he want a national socialist armband

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Off Topic / Re: Happy birthday marooncacti

« on: April 04, 2015, 11:19:03 AM »

maroon is one of those people i'll never forget on the forums

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Off Topic / Re: Alright, so can we talk about annoying SJWs for a second?

« on: April 04, 2015, 11:17:50 AM »

I'll probably get some SJWs on my ass if me and my jewish friend pull off a joke we wanted to do.

i made a jew joke and i lost my administrative rights on a server

it was worth it

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Off Topic / Re: Alright, so can we talk about annoying SJWs for a second?

« on: April 04, 2015, 11:15:25 AM »

SJWs are usually left wing extremists as well, and I have nothing against liberals, but I do have a problem with extremists on either end of the spectrum. The thing that makes me most mad is that they always blame school shootings on gun laws and gun manufacturers instead of the state of mental health care in this country, which is abysmal and is what I believe is to blame.

i'm a left wing authoritarian

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Off Topic / Re: Alright, so can we talk about annoying SJWs for a second?

« on: April 04, 2015, 11:06:07 AM »

This same girl told me that playing russian roulette was safer than dating men because you have a 1/8 chance of dying when you pull the trigger in russian roulette and a 1/6 chance of being raped in your life by a man. I pointed out to her that the statistic doesn't mean 1/6 men are rapists, it's mostly due to repeat offenders. These people are so dumb but think they know everything.

what the hell kind of magnum carries 8 rounds