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Off Topic / Re: how l8 do you guys stay up/latest you've stayed up on the weekend
« on: February 28, 2015, 10:25:20 AM »
stay up till 12:00 am-4:00 am... latest was a all nighter
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Off Topic / Re: Start Spam Today For Free!
« on: February 22, 2015, 07:54:38 PM »
Im going to try doing this every other month
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Off Topic / Re: Start Spam Today For Free!
« on: February 22, 2015, 07:48:47 PM »
and now there is a whole bunch of cca's all over the place
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Off Topic / Re: Start Spam Today For Free!
« on: February 22, 2015, 07:43:57 PM »
I didnt want the return of hell on that poor place...
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Off Topic / Re: CTRL+V Game v5
« on: February 22, 2015, 07:42:35 PM »
Within minutes of consumption, my mouth had filled with a thick foamy slime. Though I was in a cool climate controlled room a salty sweat broke out, and I felt my heartbeat quicken as my body threw itself into fight or flight.
The animal noises broadcasting from my pelvis were an ominous warning of the violent acts that were to follow. I shouldered my way into the bathroom, clawing at my belt, moaning with pain. The smell came first. It started sweet, almost tangy. That was quickly overpowered by a cloying chemical perfume.
The first volley of feces hit the water like soda cans and nickles. The resulting splash drenching my bottom in foul brackish water, but this was quickly becoming the least of my worries.
After another moment, the noises in my core hit a fever pitch and I was struck rigid with pain. The sweat was now running into my eyes, but the room had turned ice cold and my hands began to spasm.
I felt an insidious burning flooding my escape hatch. I gasped. Hot yellow poison began spraying from my rear, changing in pitch and echo as the stream of diarrhea whipped around the toilet bowl, creating a nightmarish Doppler effect that can only be appreciated in hindsight.
My legs fell asleep sitting on the toilet. I couldn't have stood up if I wanted to.
Wiping was a no-go. Toilet paper simply became a vile paper mache'. My hands were quickly soiled. A full blown shower was needed, and all of my towels had to be burned.
So happy with my purchase, would recommend to friends and definitely buying again!
The animal noises broadcasting from my pelvis were an ominous warning of the violent acts that were to follow. I shouldered my way into the bathroom, clawing at my belt, moaning with pain. The smell came first. It started sweet, almost tangy. That was quickly overpowered by a cloying chemical perfume.
The first volley of feces hit the water like soda cans and nickles. The resulting splash drenching my bottom in foul brackish water, but this was quickly becoming the least of my worries.
After another moment, the noises in my core hit a fever pitch and I was struck rigid with pain. The sweat was now running into my eyes, but the room had turned ice cold and my hands began to spasm.
I felt an insidious burning flooding my escape hatch. I gasped. Hot yellow poison began spraying from my rear, changing in pitch and echo as the stream of diarrhea whipped around the toilet bowl, creating a nightmarish Doppler effect that can only be appreciated in hindsight.
My legs fell asleep sitting on the toilet. I couldn't have stood up if I wanted to.
Wiping was a no-go. Toilet paper simply became a vile paper mache'. My hands were quickly soiled. A full blown shower was needed, and all of my towels had to be burned.
So happy with my purchase, would recommend to friends and definitely buying again!
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Off Topic / Re: Drawing with the community.
« on: February 22, 2015, 06:23:38 PM »
cum back guis
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Off Topic / Re: is a tomato a fruit: the great debate topic
« on: February 19, 2015, 10:10:11 PM »
a tomato is a berry, and what are berries? Fruits, usually.
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Off Topic / Re: YOU STARE YOU LOSE V???
« on: February 16, 2015, 10:52:37 AM »even through i lost from that image, that looks awesome as forget.
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Forum Games / Re: YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE v666
« on: February 11, 2015, 07:36:56 PM »can someone give me a TL;DR of this thread plsWell my TL;DR was Thomasturbator The Wanker Engine
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Forum Games / Re: YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE v666
« on: February 11, 2015, 06:09:10 PM »"Thomasturbator the Wanker Engine"It Was My Pleasure.
Lost instantly
