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Forum Games / Re: What is your fav item from above user's signature?
« on: October 23, 2014, 02:04:54 PM »
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Off Topic / Re: Guys its here finally...
« on: October 23, 2014, 02:03:25 PM »
this deserves a nobel prize
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Off Topic / Re: Is it morally wrong to steal condoms from a doctor's office?
« on: October 23, 2014, 01:57:20 PM »i work at a college. and there is just a basket of em for free near some health office.
i prob got 100 of em in the car or in my office lol.
i have never used one in my life :o
i would likely not even know how to put it on.
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Off Topic / Re: Guys its here finally...
« on: October 23, 2014, 01:54:13 PM »my life is completei dont know how i even lived up till this point
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Off Topic / Guys its here finally...
« on: October 23, 2014, 01:13:22 PM »
Scratch the lotto while opening a bottle!
Easy to grip, no slip design! Great for Holiday gifts or party favors.
Easy-to-carry keychain.
have you ever been in a situation where you had to choose between scratching a lotto or opening a bottle?
NEVER AGAIN!
all our problems are solved.
world hunger is no more.
its the second coming.
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Off Topic / Re: First Time Posting to Craigslist
« on: October 23, 2014, 12:02:47 PM »Craigslist in the 1950sit used to be a researcho mag subscription, they are ashamed to admit it now so they will deny it if you ask. trust me i'm from the internet...
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Forum Games / Re: What is your fav item from above user's signature?
« on: October 23, 2014, 11:42:11 AM »im gonma have to go with buttloveno buttSax
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Off Topic / Re: Are Babies Dishwasher safe??
« on: October 23, 2014, 11:40:48 AM »
UPDATE:
i guess you shouldnt put it on high....
i guess you shouldnt put it on high....
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Forum Games / Re: What is your fav item from above user's signature?
« on: October 23, 2014, 11:37:26 AM »
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Off Topic / Re: Are Babies Dishwasher safe??
« on: October 23, 2014, 10:53:31 AM »i heard somewhere that babies remain operational at up to 4000 degrees kelvin
no wait
wat
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Off Topic / Re: First Time Posting to Craigslist
« on: October 23, 2014, 12:47:25 AM »i know i am. wanna come?yes
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Off Topic / Re: First Time Posting to Craigslist
« on: October 23, 2014, 12:38:21 AM »
My first craigslist post was back when my entrepreneur premoted me from the corner to online sales, i was so happy that day because i knew id get some fine turtles for my pet farm in my homeland of georgia. Thats where i first met mr. Oswald, he was a nice man kind of weird but he was nice. I worked for mr oswald for 20 months and it was a brutal labor. So brutal that i had to go get him a whip from the local pharmacy and we had some kinky farm adventures after lights out at 3:45 PM. The fun had to stop when the cops cake and told us that you cant whip an 11 year old manboy without a permit. We ran away to alaska where anything is legal behind closed doors. Everything was great until the winter of 1956... We got snowed in atleast 12 feet of snow. We started to run out of food so we had to eat the rugs off the floor. After the rugs were all gone mr oswald got sick. We soon relised that he wasnt going to make it to spring. His dying wish was that i, his 11 year old manboy servant would always stay faithful to him even after he passed, that i would never sell myself to another 98 year old man as long as i lived. I have been honering his last wish ever since. God bless your soul mr oswald.
Wellthats my story of my first craigslist post!
Wellthats my story of my first craigslist post!
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Off Topic / Re: Are Babies Dishwasher safe??
« on: October 23, 2014, 12:18:16 AM »smooth still does not live up to nameWhat if i smoothly put the baby in the dishwasher??
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Off Topic / Re: Are Babies Dishwasher safe??
« on: October 22, 2014, 06:23:31 PM »unless you want your kid to look like a tetris blockwell i care more about the shape of my dishwasher. a child years 1-4's head can easily be reshaped back to round
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Off Topic / Re: Dear Blogland, today I ...
« on: October 22, 2014, 05:30:51 PM »Yesreally? i got sucked off by some hitchhiker while driving my truck today! does this face look familiar?
Had to suck off a trucker to get home
