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Forum Games / Re: CONFUSION 2 - A SENSE OF TERMINATION 2: SCRATCHED ASS REBOOT

« on: March 31, 2022, 08:46:17 PM »

grab the cashiers face by his cheeks, and stare into his soul before accepting him into the group

You grasp the cashier, RUTH, by his face.
You stare deep into his soul.
He seems to be traumatized in the process.
But now he joins you and MUGZ.
All is fine, you guess.

and be sure you give him the slap too just incase!

Alas, you do not have the SP to AFFECTIONATELY SLAP.

check and see where that trap door in the ceiling leads to. much curiosity

You get on top of MUGZ's head. RUTH gets on yours.
You are already sweating bullets. MUGZ seems to be doing worse.
RUTH opens the access panel.
He says he sees mass production of furniture.
Industrial work at its finest, specifically.
Not what you expected, but OK.
Then again, you don't know what you expected anyway.

[YOU] LVL 1 (EXP 11) | HP 30/30 | SP 0/10 | STATUS AGH
[MUGZ] LVL 1 | $13.88 | HP 16/28 | SP 4/12 | STATUS AGHH
[RUTH] LVL 1 | $50 | HP 28/33 | SP 7/7 | STATUS WHAT

Your inventory consists of the MOBSTER FIT (equipped), SWAMP ASS BLUE PANTS, a FEAR OF SKIES, a BIG REVOLVER, and MAGNUM CALIBER ROUNDS (6x).
MUGZ's inventory consists of the SCATMAN JOHN SUIT (equipped), a GENERIC TRACKSUIT, a BARELY CONCEALED IDENTITY (equipped), and SWEET, SWEET LOVE (equipped).
RUTH's inventory consists of a STANDARD CASHIER'S RED SHIRT (equipped), LEMONADE YELLOW PANTS (equipped), a FAST AND WORDY NATURE (equipped), a SWEATY PITS YELLOW SHIRT (equipped), and ENVIABLE HEALTH (equipped).
There is a CUT BRAND FLATSCREEN TV on the floor.

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Forum Games / Re: CONFUSION 2 - A SENSE OF TERMINATION 2: SCRATCHED ASS REBOOT

« on: March 29, 2022, 08:22:09 PM »

throw the SWEATY PITS YELLOW SHIRT at the cashier

You arm yourself with the SWEATY PITS YELLOW SHIRT.



You make a throw that even Neptune would envy!



Alas, you do not have the SP to do a CINEMATIC THROW.
The shirt regardless slumps on the cashier's face.
Also alas, it does not stop the blabbing.
Plan B it is then.

Find a remote so you can reverse and slow down the salesman so that you can hear the sales pitch.

You ask MUGZ where you could find a remote, and he drops this bulky thing.
A whole stolen CUT BRAND FLATSCREEN TV? You vocally express deep concern.
It is no wonder he didn't tell you he had it.
However, the rumble from it dropping cut the monitor out, making it spark loudly.
MUGZ has no use for the remote from this thing as the blabbing's over!



The cashier continues to disregard the yellow shirt on his head.
He has a normal discussion with you about himself.
He has no memory of his salesman pitch, only his childhood and applying for this job.
He promises to join and help you as long as you keep him safe.

[YOU] LVL 1 (EXP 11) | HP 30/30 | SP 0/10 | STATUS INVITING
[MUGZ] LVL 1 | $13.88 | HP 16/28 | SP 4/12 | STATUS SMUG

Your inventory consists of the MOBSTER FIT (equipped), SWAMP ASS BLUE PANTS, a FEAR OF SKIES, a BIG REVOLVER, and MAGNUM CALIBER ROUNDS (6x).
MUGZ's inventory consists of the SCATMAN JOHN SUIT (equipped), a GENERIC TRACKSUIT, a BARELY CONCEALED IDENTITY (equipped), and SWEET, SWEET LOVE (equipped).
There is a CASHIER (HP 27/33 | STATUS CONFUSED), who has a STANDARD CASHIER'S RED SHIRT (equipped), LEMONADE YELLOW PANTS (equipped), a FAST AND WORDY NATURE (equipped), a SWEATY PITS YELLOW SHIRT (equipped), and ENVIABLE HEALTH (equipped).
There is a CUT BRAND FLATSCREEN TV on the floor.

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Forum Games / Re: CONFUSION 2 - A SENSE OF TERMINATION 2: SCRATCHED ASS REBOOT

« on: March 28, 2022, 10:00:09 PM »

look at your surroundings, specifically the ceiling.

You look above. There is an attic door-like entrance above.
There must be something to enter up there.

Have Mugz check the man HP assuming he has a high stealth skill

MUGZ uses his GENERAL INVISIBLE MAN TECHNIQUE for a TELEPORT (2 SP).
In the process he manages to hit the monitor, causing an error.
Nice distraction! He now lands behind the cashier undetected.



MUGZ TAPS (1 SP) the cashier and TELEPORTS (2 SP) again.
Strike! 0.1 = 0 HP damage!
MUGZ lands right next to you where he was before.
He vanishes before the cashier knew what hit him.
The cashier just says, "Must've been the wind."
Now that he has been hit, he is known to have 27/33 HP.

[YOU] LVL 1 (EXP 11) | HP 30/30 | SP 0/10 | STATUS WONDERING
[MUGZ] LVL 1 | $13.88 | HP 15/28 | SP 4/12 | STATUS SMUG

Your inventory consists of the MOBSTER FIT (equipped), a SWEATY PITS YELLOW SHIRT, SWAMP ASS BLUE PANTS, a FEAR OF SKIES, a BIG REVOLVER, and MAGNUM CALIBER ROUNDS (6x).
MUGZ's inventory consists of the SCATMAN JOHN SUIT (equipped), a GENERIC TRACKSUIT, a BARELY CONCEALED IDENTITY (equipped), and SWEET, SWEET LOVE (equipped).
There is a CASHIER (HP 27/33 | STATUS CONFUSED), who has a STANDARD CASHIER'S RED SHIRT (equipped), LEMONADE YELLOW PANTS (equipped), a FAST AND WORDY NATURE (equipped), and ENVIABLE HEALTH (equipped).

it's gonna be a bit before i take care of the other two commands, i'm quite occupied as of late

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Forum Games / Re: CONFUSION 2 - A SENSE OF TERMINATION 2: SCRATCHED ASS REBOOT

« on: March 27, 2022, 04:47:20 PM »

Enter the furniture store and look for the most affordable furniture that you could buy.

You and MUGZ slowly waltz to the furniture store, tiptoeing instead of normally walking.
You pay no notice to your surroundings besides him. You are a duo after all.



Upon entering the automatic door, it slams behind you.
Neither you nor MUGZ know what to think.
Is this the marvel of technology?



The store is unusually empty and small for its exterior.
MUGZ says to you he was damn sure the store was gonna be bigger.
The cashier here is blabbing on and on fast, completely uninterpretable.
All the while, the monitor is "deploying sets," presumably of furniture. Where?
Eventually, he gets to the point after rambling like a salesman.
He shouts angrily, "Are you gonna purchase something?"

[YOU] LVL 1 (EXP 11) | HP 30/30 | SP 0/10 | STATUS PUMPED UP
[MUGZ] LVL 1 | $13.88 | HP 14/28 | SP 9/12 | STATUS TOGETHER

Your inventory consists of the MOBSTER FIT (equipped), a SWEATY PITS YELLOW SHIRT, SWAMP ASS BLUE PANTS, a FEAR OF SKIES, a BIG REVOLVER, and MAGNUM CALIBER ROUNDS (6x).
MUGZ's inventory consists of the SCATMAN JOHN SUIT (equipped), a GENERIC TRACKSUIT, a BARELY CONCEALED IDENTITY (equipped), and SWEET, SWEET LOVE (equipped).
There is a CASHIER (HP UNKNOWN | STATUS PISSY), who has a STANDARD CASHIER'S RED SHIRT (equipped), LEMONADE YELLOW PANTS (equipped), and a FAST AND WORDY NATURE (equipped).

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Forum Games / Re: CONFUSION 2 - A SENSE OF TERMINATION 2: SCRATCHED ASS REBOOT

« on: March 24, 2022, 10:03:34 PM »

(really liking this thread, neat concept and cool drawings!)

ayy thanks bro

hahahaha the concept isn't new actually there's a site I've been to that does this type of story telling.

i'm supposing the one i linked in the first post?
i mean part of the reason i'm doing this is that i witnessed people doing this on this forum ages ago and i decided to join the fun then, and now years later i'm doing it again.

Check the ammo on the gun to see how much is left.

You remember ejecting all the rounds out the cylinder.
You check to find the BIG REVOLVER is indeed completely unloaded.
You are unsure as to whether to fix this.

go past the furniture store and to the clothes store, get some fresh threads for you and ya boi mugs. time to get out of those sweaty swamp ass garments

Having helped your new friend up, you ask him if he wants to get some fresh threads with you.
He, deeply charmed by you, accepts firmly. You and him run off to the clothing store up ahead.



The mugger, whom you now know as "MUGZ" CALLAGHAN, has spent all his stolen bucks.
He paid for your new MOBSTER FIT and his SCATMAN JOHN SUIT.
Together, you two, BILLIAM and MUGZ, form a team.





A duo of a lifetime has been formed.

[YOU] LVL 1 (EXP 11) | HP 30/30 | SP 0/10 | STATUS PUMPED UP
[MUGZ] LVL 1 | $13.87 | HP 13/28 | SP 9/12 | STATUS TOGETHER

Your inventory consists of the MOBSTER FIT (equipped), a SWEATY PITS YELLOW SHIRT, SWAMP ASS BLUE PANTS, a FEAR OF SKIES, a BIG REVOLVER, and MAGNUM CALIBER ROUNDS (6x).
MUGZ's inventory consists of the SCATMAN JOHN SUIT (equipped), a GENERIC TRACKSUIT, a BARELY CONCEALED IDENTITY (equipped), and SWEET, SWEET LOVE (equipped).

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Forum Games / Re: CONFUSION 2 - A SENSE OF TERMINATION 2: SCRATCHED ASS REBOOT

« on: March 21, 2022, 06:57:11 PM »

take the gun. slap the mugger's bald head (affectionately) and ask if he wants to join you on your shopping trip

You take his BIG REVOLVER into your pockets.
You, not licensed to tote one, have no knowledge on gun safety or handling.
Due to this you eject its six MAGNUM CALIBER ROUNDS and store them.



You AFFECTIONATELY SLAP (1 SP) the mugger on his head.
Strike! Due to the nature of this move, he takes no damage.
However, he's got SWEET, SWEET, LOVE in him now.

You are now all out of SP.



You ask him if he wants to go with you on your shopping trip.
He replies with a "yes," to your excitement.
Won't you escort him up so you two can go?

LVL 1 (EXP 11) | HP 30/30 | SP 0/10 | STATUS TOGETHER

Your inventory consists of a SWEATY PITS YELLOW SHIRT (equipped), SWAMP ASS BLUE PANTS (equipped), a FEAR OF SKIES, a BIG REVOLVER, and MAGNUM CALIBER ROUNDS (6x).
There is a MUGGER (HP 1/28 | STATUS AROUSED), who has a GENERIC TRACKSUIT (equipped), INCAPACITATION (equipped), a BARELY CONCEALED IDENTITY (equipped), and SWEET, SWEET LOVE (equipped).

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Forum Games / Re: CONFUSION 2 - A SENSE OF TERMINATION 2: SCRATCHED ASS REBOOT

« on: March 20, 2022, 03:52:45 PM »

yell a slur at the mugger and kick him in the richard

Faceoff.



You SHOUT A SLUR (1 SP) in reference to the mugger. He takes 2 HP damage.



You then GROIN KICK (8 SP) towards the mugger.
Strike! He takes 25 HP damage.



He has received INCAPACITATION and has fallen to the ground. He groans, "Oh, my nads..."
His BIG REVOLVER has fallen out his hands too. Do you want to make it yours?

Oh yeah, also.


You got 10 experience points!

LVL 1 (EXP 11) | HP 30/30 | SP 1/10 | STATUS VICTORIOUS

Your inventory consists of a SWEATY PITS YELLOW SHIRT (equipped), SWAMP ASS BLUE PANTS (equipped), and a FEAR OF SKIES.
There is a MUGGER (HP 1/28 | STATUS PAINED), who has a GENERIC TRACKSUIT (equipped), INCAPACITATION (equipped), and a BARELY CONCEALED IDENTITY (equipped).
There is also a BIG REVOLVER on the ground.

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Forum Games / Re: CONFUSION 2 - A SENSE OF TERMINATION 2: SCRATCHED ASS REBOOT

« on: March 19, 2022, 11:26:31 PM »

pick up that fear of skies and just go to forgetin town with it

You pick up the FEAR OF SKIES and get to business.



Also, you are now the humpmobile.



Now you are not. But you have definitely gone to town.
And you definitely have done so with FEAR OF SKIES.



Oh. Oy, this guy. You sure remember him, that mugger.
Anyway, he's pissed and pointing a damn big revolver at you. It's insulting how well he holds it.
As per tradition, he shouts "Give me all of your money!" You've not got one buck on you.

LVL 1 (EXP 1) | HP 30/30 | SP 10/10 | STATUS PENSIVE

Your inventory consists of a SWEATY PITS YELLOW SHIRT (equipped), SWAMP ASS BLUE PANTS (equipped), and a FEAR OF SKIES.
There is a MUGGER (HP UNKNOWN | STATUS PISSED), who has a BIG REVOLVER (equipped), GENERIC TRACKSUIT (equipped), and a BARELY CONCEALED IDENTITY (equipped).

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Forum Games / Re: CONFUSION 2 - A SENSE OF TERMINATION 2: SCRATCHED ASS REBOOT

« on: March 18, 2022, 11:28:02 PM »

OOC: this is some good stuff tuxedo. Many thanks for making this for the community.

thanks bro!

i am having a lot of fun making this, and waiting for more commands excites me honestly

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Forum Games / Re: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

« on: March 18, 2022, 07:15:14 PM »

predictably it is chopped off like all the other times people have done it throughout the aforementioned 16 years. good job

i insert something the length of all of what i just said

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Forum Games / Re: CONFUSION 2 - A SENSE OF TERMINATION 2: SCRATCHED ASS REBOOT

« on: March 18, 2022, 06:39:28 PM »

bitch slap that dumbass cloud

But you have a FEAR OF-



What FEAR OF SKIES?



Now there is nothing to fear! Or so you think, with the very thing on the ground.
Not like it matters though, because


You got your first experience point!

LVL 1 (EXP 1) | HP 30/30 | SP 10/10 | STATUS SMUG

Your inventory consists of a SWEATY PITS YELLOW SHIRT (equipped), and SWAMP ASS BLUE PANTS (equipped).
There is a FEAR OF SKIES on the ground.

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Forum Games / Re: CONFUSION 2 - A SENSE OF TERMINATION 2: SCRATCHED ASS REBOOT

« on: March 14, 2022, 09:35:55 PM »

go outside rip grass out of dirt and throw at cloud

You arm yourself with a piece of dirt with grass on top you ripped out of the ground.
You then proceed to throw it at the biggest cloud, which was just visible earlier.







You thought it would miss. But now, you've made it pissed.
Hey, that rhymed though. Give your mind some credit for once.

LVL 1 | HP 30/30 | SP 10/10 | STATUS WARY

Your inventory consists of a SWEATY PITS YELLOW SHIRT (equipped), SWAMP ASS BLUE PANTS (equipped), and a FEAR OF SKIES.

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Forum Games / Re: CONFUSION 2 - A SENSE OF TERMINATION 2: SCRATCHED ASS REBOOT

« on: March 14, 2022, 05:06:56 PM »

Go back inside and grab a piece of paper and pencil to make a town map.

You re-enter your empty home to find no such paper and pencil.
You could go looking for some! After all, what you do know is that an ordinary supermarket is forward of here.

LVL 1 | HP 29/30 | SP 10/10 | STATUS CONFUSED

Your inventory consists of a SWEATY PITS YELLOW SHIRT (equipped) and SWAMP ASS BLUE PANTS (equipped).

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Forum Games / Re: CONFUSION 2 - A SENSE OF TERMINATION 2: SCRATCHED ASS REBOOT

« on: March 13, 2022, 06:07:58 PM »

touch grass

You exit your home to touch grass. You feel somewhat satisfied with yourself.
Maybe it's high time to look for some furniture considering how empty your house is.

LVL 1 | HP 28/30 | SP 10/10 | STATUS BETTER

Your inventory consists of a SWEATY PITS YELLOW SHIRT (equipped) and SWAMP ASS BLUE PANTS (equipped).

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Forum Games / CONFUSION 2 - A SENSE OF TERMINATION 2: SCRATCHED ASS REBOOT

« on: March 13, 2022, 05:10:35 PM »

CONFUSION 2
also maintained on MS Paint Fan Adventures!



You begin by coming to realize that your prior existence was regretful. You mentally mark it up with red and green mind ink.




You are BILLIAM III TWICE-REMOVED. Your single-room house is empty aside from a single door leading to the outdoors.
You have been sleeping on the floor for a solid two weeks. This sucks.

LVL 1 | HP 27/30 | SP 10/10 | STATUS OKAY?

Your inventory consists of a SWEATY PITS YELLOW SHIRT (equipped), SWAMP ASS BLUE PANTS (equipped), and a GROWING URGE TO GO OUTSIDE.