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Off Topic / Re: above poster goes missing
« on: September 27, 2014, 02:47:37 PM »
A hole in the ground

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One time I got to skip school for two days because I got strep throat

Feel better dude :)

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Off Topic / Re: Zealot's Game Giveaway - POETRY WEEK COMING TO AN END
« on: September 27, 2014, 02:27:35 PM »
I've got eyes on you
You're not getting out of here
For this jail is mine

I have built it well
An impenetrable fort
A perfect design

An eye in the sky
Not a place for you to hide
You will be in line

For I'm the smith of
The penitentiaries,
Prison's Architect

EDIT: Whoops, sorry! Didn't see the format change.

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Off Topic / Re: above poster goes missing
« on: September 27, 2014, 02:13:01 PM »
Blockland server

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Off Topic / Re: Bad lip reading Walking Dead
« on: September 27, 2014, 02:11:39 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: First High School Party Last Night
« on: September 27, 2014, 02:06:35 PM »
What the actual forget that sounds awful.
My idea of a fun party isnt exactly a bunch of hormonal high schoolers trying to get as close to having love as they can without taking their clothes off
thats so bad omg
well that was just one dude who already has a girlfriend. Not everyone was like that

Actually, a lot of black people were doing stuff like that

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Off Topic / First High School Party Last Night
« on: September 27, 2014, 01:54:05 PM »
So it was a school-sponsored party after last night's home game. Even though it WAS school sponsored, it actually wasn't that bad. They had a really good DJ set up there and no adults sitting in the middle of everything, they were just sitting outside making sure no outsiders found their way in. Because of this, we had a game of Spin the Bottle with some of the people. I kissed a lot of my friends of the opposite love, but not a real kiss, just a little "smooch". Then a Sophomore/Junior came up and was all like, "Do I have to spin the bottle or can I just kiss you now?", and I just did one of the .33 second "kisses" we had been doing in the game, not an actual kiss (because I haven't had my first real kiss yet, I'm a Freshie).

After that, my friends and I went and danced for awhile, then everyone moved the party outside and my friends started peer-pressuring me into learning how to twerk because I was not "loose enough", even though I just wasn't bouncing off the walls and pelvic thrusting random people. That same Sophomore/Junior taught me how to twerk even though I really didn't want to. After that, one of my friends proceeded to twerk on me and started rubbing against my richard a little bit (I was wearing sweatpants), which made me sorta uncomfortable. My friend Matthew showed me how to "get loose" at the request of another friend. My friend, Taylor, the one that was twerking on me, started twerking on him and he just straight up started gently dry-humping her. He told me that's what you're supposed to do, just go up to some random person and starting thrusting on them. I was really uncomfortable by then and just wanted to get out of there. Everything is probably going to be a bit awkward now.

So whadda think, BLF? Is this what I should expect from parties? Will things be awkward from now on? Was this a good party or a bad party?
/discuss

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Hello everyone, this is Frankie's father. At 8:34 AM this morning, our dear son left this world. His younger brother will be continuing to post on his account, in his honor.

RIP FRANKIE 2001 - 2014
Wait, I thought he was 17?

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Off Topic / Re: Season 4 of Key and Peele IS HERE!!!
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:37:57 PM »
Too bad the assforget who set up my U-verse forgeted up so I can't watch no dang-ol' TV. :C

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Forum Games / Re: Word Association - Race to 1,000 posts!
« on: September 23, 2014, 08:11:48 PM »
Glassware

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Forum Games / Re: How do YOU pronounce the above users name?
« on: September 22, 2014, 10:02:17 PM »
thah-(h@x)euorr

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Forum Games / Re: YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE v666
« on: September 22, 2014, 09:54:16 PM »
-pins-
aren't stars made of atoms


wait wut

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Off Topic / Re: Tumblr Megathread - Happy Meme Monday
« on: September 22, 2014, 09:45:18 PM »
its religious sure, but its still clothes
like, they're wearing their head scarfs in different wraps, its basically the same thing (with the exception of the burka and niqab i guess) as any of the clothes you wear
Yeah, but I thought that they had to be wrapped a certain way or something. Honestly burkas creep me the forget out

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Off Topic / Re: Then suddenly, it appeared...
« on: September 22, 2014, 09:43:30 PM »
We should have one of those 8 hour races from St. Louis to Oklahoma City

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