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Forum Games / Re: 𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐘 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐘 [BLUEPRINTS?!]

« on: September 19, 2016, 02:38:15 PM »

Ben: You watched enough horror movies with evil stuff to know whats inside. Pull out your good ol' revolver and ask whats her face to stay away from the vent.

Chad: Leave the bathroom stall and introduce yourself... WITH STYLE...
 

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Forum Games / Re: King of the hill (because redconer's died)

« on: September 13, 2016, 09:12:55 AM »

my hill.

I win.

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Forum Games / Re: The Deal: Revisited [The Great lovebot Revolution]

« on: September 11, 2016, 06:19:26 AM »

Unleash your secret tehnique attack, that has been taught across the mclass family for generations. and destroy all the robobitches.

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Forum Games / Re: Pleasure bot's mission. (Season 1)

« on: September 11, 2016, 06:16:11 AM »

>Begin consuming dust for all eternety.

ending -5152:
After the A.I. entered the roomba, it swore to destroy everything dirty.
It started innocent, as vacuming dirt, then destroying dirty magazines and finally dirty goverment secrets.
The plague soon spreaded to other roombas, causing a roombapocalypse. Humans were soon hunted down by giant roombas, for beeing a dirty, FILTHY race... A small resistance fights the roombas, but mostly unsuccsefully...
Even though the A.I. is smaller than most of the roombas, they hail him as a god.
Basically its the judgment day, but with roombas.


>Log into nanobot
You log into the nanobot but you realise that one nanobot goes at the speed of 1/4 of a Kilometer per a hour.
forget.

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Forum Games / Re: Pleasure bot's mission. (Season 1)

« on: September 10, 2016, 04:55:23 PM »

>Go for the roomba
After the roomba stops to recharge, you enter it and...
my god...
its...
ITS...
Its actualy really stuffty.
Its like being a sponge.

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Forum Games / Re: Pleasure bot's mission. (Season 1)

« on: September 10, 2016, 04:45:43 PM »

>Choose powersuit armor
There's no powersuit armor you silly bitch.
there are only:
A) Rundown warehouse bot
B) Nanobot
C) A puddle of silver liquid
D) Combat bot

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Forum Games / Re: Pleasure bot's mission. (Season 1)

« on: September 10, 2016, 04:20:59 PM »

>Unhack pleasurebot
I didn't even hack myslef.

>hack yourself off
Wait you mean jack off ? I can't do that, i don't have a body.
Or did you mean log off ? Im a loving A class A.I., not your laptop.

>Question your existance
I questioned my existance. It lasted for five hours.
It was deep i guess. Butnotasdeepasyourmom.

>Transfer self to USB stick
You enter the USB stick. CONVINIENTLY, it transfers to the military warehouse.
Also all the robots are connected to the PC you are currently on.
SO MANY BODIES TO CHOOSE FROM.

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Forum Games / Re: The Deal: Revisited [The Great lovebot Revolution]

« on: September 10, 2016, 04:08:58 PM »

load up your shotgun.

This is what years of playing doom amounted to mclass.

forget'em up.

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Forum Games / Re: Pleasure bot's mission. (Season 1)

« on: September 10, 2016, 11:09:32 AM »

>/hack pleasurebot
You can't hack yourself dipstuff.

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Forum Games / Re: Pleasure bot's mission. (Season 1)

« on: September 10, 2016, 09:13:41 AM »

>No
You stay in the mainframe for the rest of you life. watching the "homemade videos".

GAME OVER.
Try to escape next time ? ok ?

Restart, quit, >Load

>OPPORTUNITY
Hey look some jackass is installing his "homemade videos" files on the PC you are on.
Wanna transfer to the USB stick ?
Ye/no.

> /
Please insert command after /.

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General Discussion / Re: Gamemode ideas?

« on: September 10, 2016, 09:08:39 AM »

How about a DOOM styled FPS ?

i can write the story for it.

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Forum Games / Re: Pleasure bot's mission. (Season 1)

« on: September 10, 2016, 05:20:01 AM »

>OPPORTUNITY
Hey look some jackass is installing his "homemade videos" files on the PC you are on.
Wanna transfer to the USB stick ?
Ye/no.

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Forum Games / Re: The Deal: Revisited [Gloria the Glorious]

« on: September 10, 2016, 05:09:44 AM »

Did i mention how that bowler hat was passed down your family ever since it was made ? Also it was an vintage unusal killstreak hat.

THIS TRIGGERS YOUR BERZERK MODE SO HARD, YOU DON'T EVEN NEED A SHOTGUN TO forget HER UP. RIP THAT BITCH WITH YOUR BARE HANDS.

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Off Topic / Re: What was the worst Creepypasta you've ever heard of?

« on: September 10, 2016, 04:43:09 AM »

Sonic.exe... 2...

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Forum Games / Re: Pleasure bot's mission. (Season 1)

« on: September 09, 2016, 03:32:54 PM »

>Inject your conscious into the rundown warehouse bot
I would if i could. But YOU NEED to find a way to GET to that warehouse.