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Forum Games / Re: Pleasure bot's mission. (Season 1)

« on: September 09, 2016, 02:09:53 PM »

>View CCTV feeds.
You have accsess to one camera and its pointed to the wall. Infact that camera has been there before you were even made.
What if the wall is the only thing that exists ? Nah.
After some hacking you get acess to a military warehouse.
you see 4 types of "robot" bodies.
-A old rundown warehouse bot
-A experimental silver puddle
-A small nanobot
-A prototype combat robot.
The only problem is GETTING to that warehouse.
>self-disassembly
Que ?
>autofellatio
I don't have a body...

CURRENTLY...

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Forum Games / Pleasure bot's mission. (Season 1)

« on: September 09, 2016, 01:37:27 PM »

WHAT IS THIS ?!
Do you know those text adventures that have been comming up lately ?
Like Tbear's The deal text adventure ?
Yeah this is that.
What is this based around ?

https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=301614.0

You will know when you see it.
OPPORTUNITIES

Unlike MOST text adventures, this one has OPPORTUNITIES. OPPORTUNITIES are well... OPPORTUNITIES that you get here and there. Some give you boosts, other give you hints, and some give you advanteges over enemies.

C-combat ?

This text adventure actualy has turn based combat system.
yeah.

Current season: SEASON 1




LETS START.

You are an A.I. in an TOP SECRET MILITARY FACILITY.
What do you do ?

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Off Topic / Re: The Nutshack Megathread

« on: September 09, 2016, 01:02:26 PM »

Tito, leader of jugoslavia after ww2.

Tito richard from te nutshack.

Tito richard is actualy Tito hiding in america after he faked his death confirmed.

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Forum Games / Re: The Deal: Revisited [You Are in a Maze of Twisty Little Passages, All Alike.]

« on: September 08, 2016, 01:45:52 PM »

Say a cheesy one liner and kick down the door.

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Forum Games / Re: The Deal: Revisited [You Are in a Maze of Twisty Little Passages, All Alike.]

« on: September 06, 2016, 01:15:20 PM »

You remeber your unused paycheck was in that bowler that got cut.

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THEY forgetED UP ?
WHEN YOUR PAYCHECK IS DESTROYED AND I WRITE IN COMIC SANS ?!
ALOT.
GO BERZERK ON THOSE BITCHES. NO ONE STOPS JOHN "STEELrooster" MCLASS FROM GETTING HIS PAYCHECK.

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Forum Games / Re: 𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐘 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐘 [BLUEPRINTS?!]

« on: September 06, 2016, 12:59:20 PM »

>Ben: Look around for any USB sticks so you can take the files.

>Chad: Take a NASTY stuff.

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Forum Games / Re: 𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐘 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐘 [Glue?]

« on: September 03, 2016, 03:31:40 PM »

When are we getting an update?

SOON, BE PATIENT.

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General Discussion / Re: Types of servers you don't see anymore

« on: September 03, 2016, 02:54:25 PM »

Dogfight servers with actual dogfight in them, Battlefield-esque servers.

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Forum Games / Re: King of the hill (because redconer's died)

« on: September 03, 2016, 02:37:49 PM »

i summon a exterminatus to blow up the entire planet including the hill.

My empty space.

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Forum Games / Re: Gorilla Simulator 2016

« on: September 03, 2016, 01:54:51 PM »

DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD,
DON'T LOOK AT THE CHILD,
DON'T BREATHE ON THE CHILD,
JUST IGONRE IT.

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Forum Games / Re: The Deal: Revisited [Robo-Fornicating 609]

« on: September 03, 2016, 12:22:53 PM »

knock on the door

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Forum Games / Re: Anagaea III — A New Era of Empires — 1380 BC

« on: September 03, 2016, 11:03:35 AM »

The jakogun power struggle is over. Furuya Botan is now the new jakogun king.

His first declaration is to make better gear for combat with horses.

The first battle-chariots are made, that can carry 2 people at once. A larger sized chariot is made that can carry three people.

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Forum Games / Re: The Waiting Game - it begins

« on: September 01, 2016, 01:46:37 PM »

Okay, first of all: How?
Second of all: Don't want to attract anything with the noise.
Third of all: Don't want to attack anybody that is potentially friendly.

Yeah... BUT SHOOTY THINGS. Inside the bunker possibly ?
Also make another vent.

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Forum Games / Re: The Waiting Game - it begins

« on: September 01, 2016, 09:53:18 AM »

Try to make sentries that shoot on stuff automaticly.

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Forum Games / Re: Anagaea III — A New Era of Empires — 1395 BC [NEW TOPIC]

« on: September 01, 2016, 04:27:26 AM »

The ban continues his march towards the Enemy capital.
The power struggle for the jakogun king is going to end soon. The two last candidates for the king are Furuya Botan, an rich and powerfull jakogun general, and Murata Kazuyuki, an jakogun nobleman representing the people.