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Off Topic / Re: Story Thread

« on: August 28, 2016, 04:21:18 PM »

Once upon a time a gay person got stoned to death in ancient jeruzalem. End.

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Off Topic / Re: The JonTron Megathread: 90% ECH 10% Birds

« on: August 28, 2016, 04:17:01 PM »

This movie is worse than loving smoking.
I just want to punch everyone in that movie.
Including the starfish that wrote the comic.

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Forum Games / Re: 𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐘 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐘 [Glue?]

« on: August 28, 2016, 04:05:26 PM »

>Ben: Advise sara to look into the blueprints.

>Chad: Run towards the nearest stall and crush the demon's head with your feet while running to the stall. also say:
"WHATEVER WEIRD TYPE OF research YOU GUYS ARE MAKING I DON'T WANT TO BE A PART OF, AND NOW IF YOU EXCUSE ME, I NEED TO TAKE A stuff."

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Forum Games / Re: Rate the posted music above you vNot actually spammed by a "Fox"

« on: August 28, 2016, 05:23:56 AM »

9/10 not enough macintosh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHnJ9NmK3Pc

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Forum Games / Re: The Deal: Revisited

« on: August 28, 2016, 05:17:14 AM »

Explain him everything. From gary, to the entrepreneur .

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Forum Games / Re: 𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐘 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐘 [Lack of an Elephant Elevator Operator]

« on: August 28, 2016, 04:48:06 AM »

update might be a bit delayed, my left hand is having weird pains.

Wanker's cramp ?

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Forum Games / Re: roast the above user

« on: August 27, 2016, 04:50:29 PM »

stop breathing.

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Forum Games / Re: We write a letter to Badspot, one word at a time.

« on: August 27, 2016, 03:56:03 PM »

gay

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Forum Games / Re: blf makes a gun

« on: August 27, 2016, 02:36:53 PM »

my gun shoots out blockland users that got killed by my gun

But if the gun shoots dead bl users that the gun killed,
what does the gun shoot when you killed nobody with that gun ?

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Forum Games / Re: The Deal: Revisited (entrepreneur 's Limousine)

« on: August 27, 2016, 01:58:08 PM »

leave and go to the guy that gave you this job.

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Forum Games / Re: What is the person above you avatar saying?

« on: August 27, 2016, 01:14:13 PM »

metroid is weird

HeYBrOiS This AciD ?

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Forum Games / Re: Create a TV Show V1

« on: August 27, 2016, 09:18:41 AM »

After killing/destroying/raping all of his targets, pleasure bot expected his reward to be infinite supplys of tic-tac's and hookers. His actual reward was a E.M.P. . But instead of killing him, it set him unconcious. And now he seeks revenge after the people that forced him to destroy orphanages (and everything inside those orphanages).

Episode 1 - Pleasurebot awakens on a junkyard by some chick. He forgets her and she leads him out to the junkyard's gates where a big robot guards the gates.
He kills the robot and leaves.
Episode 2 - Pleasurebot has been noticed by the U.S. goverment and they send a new robot, S.W.A.R.M. a bunch of nanobots that make a robot. He doesn't kill it, but instead befriends it. He also bangs some chicks.
Episode 3-9 - The U.S. goverment sends more combat robots. They all get destroyed by pleasure bot and S.W.A.R.M. Also pleasurebot bangs more chicks.
Episode 10 - Pleasure bot finds his first target, the head of CIA, He tries to assasinate him but he is protected by liqui-bot, a rip off of the t-1000 but without the ability to change appearanceA LIQUID ROBOT, pleasure bot befriends him and kills the CIA CEO. He also has a threesome with some chicks.
episode 11-19 - He kills more robots forgets more chicks etc,etc...
episode 20 - Pleasure bot, S.W.A.R.M. and Liqui-bot come across an secret. President Annoying Orange is actualy the one behind the order to terminate pleasure bot, when a female bot jumps trough the glass of pleasure-bot's office. He uses his ultimate tehnique, Drilldo, and beats female bot.
episode 21-27 - Same as 11-19 but just in Washington dc.
episode 28 - The gang finds Annoying Orange, but Annoying Orange's ultima robot unit kills S.W.A.R.M. Liqui-bot and pleasure bot get pissed, while Annoying Orange tries to escape to his rocket. Liqui-bot decides to chase Annoying Orange down, and pleasure bot fights ultima.
episode 29 - Pleasure bot beats ultima, and then goes after liqui-bot's steps, only to find liqui-bot splatteret around the launch site, only for him to find out, that Annoying Orange isn't in a rocket. HE IS IN A HUGE ASS ROBOT.
episode 30 - Pleasure bot destroys the robot then has a fist fight with Annoying Orange. He kills him and then retires from his action-packed career. And decides to become a research-star. End of season 2.

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Forum Games / Re: King of the hill (because redconer's died)

« on: August 27, 2016, 07:47:31 AM »

How about no.
The hill is nothing more than a symbol of destruction. It is an endless cycle of death and destruction. And what for ? an pile of dirt. We kill our friends and torch our comrades. We are stuck for all eternity, and destroying the hill is the only way out of this cycle. If we don't destroy the hill, we will be stuck in this chaos for all eternity. We have to remind ourselves, why do we do this ? Thats what i asked myself when i conquered the hill. And the anwser was terrifying to me. Only the destruction of the hill means freedom for all of us.

Also my hill.

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Forum Games / Re: avatar rate thread v2

« on: August 27, 2016, 07:36:56 AM »

rape/10

9/10 not enough color.

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Forum Games / Re: King of the hill (because redconer's died)

« on: August 27, 2016, 07:30:11 AM »

I decide how hills are creation of evil, and i create a union to destroy all hills.
All. Hills.

So who wants to join ?

Also my hill.