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Off Topic / Re: Is it morally wrong to steal condoms from a doctor's office?

« on: October 23, 2014, 12:05:58 PM »

Id fornicate her right in the vaginal interior

I'm a man you twat
I have a snake

Also
Would you like to be stolen from?

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Off Topic / Re: Dear Blogland, today I ...

« on: October 22, 2014, 05:45:40 PM »

I'm sure you were completely mortified amirite?

Considering I do that for free anyway, not so much

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Off Topic / Re: Dear Blogland, today I ...

« on: October 22, 2014, 05:38:11 PM »

really? i got sucked off by some hitchhiker while driving my truck today! does this face look familiar?

Baby! Is that really you?
How I long to feel your burly mustache between my ass cheeks again

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Off Topic / Re: Dear Blogland, today I ...

« on: October 22, 2014, 05:08:13 PM »

Did you hitchhike

Yes
Had to suck off a trucker to get home

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: October 22, 2014, 03:47:00 PM »

Colten is my bae, no one touches colten sweet tender cheeks butt me xoxo

rly
cuz


im touching it right now

with my snake


watchu gon do

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Off Topic / Re: Dear Blogland, today I ...

« on: October 22, 2014, 03:45:26 PM »

Ive locked my keys in my car so many times that I carry a spare with me :(

lets get locked in your car together ;)

ogm i got flamed!!!!!!
#yolo #forgetme #forgetlife #love #swag

wat

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Off Topic / Re: Dear Blogland, today I ...

« on: October 22, 2014, 02:51:35 PM »

I used to strap a bag with a strip of plastic and a rubber wedge under my old car. Came in handy a few times when I locked myself out. My new car has a sensor inside the key that doesn't allow it to lock if the key is inside the car.

luckily i've only locked myself out this one time
hopefully it never happens again


I wish you'd strap me on bae~

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Off Topic / Re: Dear Blogland, today I ...

« on: October 22, 2014, 10:58:06 AM »

Tryin' to get into another school
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

geckos

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Off Topic / Re: Dear Blogland, today I ...

« on: October 22, 2014, 10:28:11 AM »

Call a locksmith?

Waiting on roadside assistance to git here

ask furdle and ravencroft for help

they are too busy spooning with me to help

...vomited 5 minutes ago because I ate too much before I went to sleep

i've never eaten so much that I've thrown up afterwords, did you binge eat or something

i'm getting black glasses at the end of the week

once you go black you never go back
blek dik

car unlocked, now at work yay

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Off Topic / Dear Blogland, today I ...

« on: October 22, 2014, 09:04:28 AM »

Locked me dam keys in me car

Waiting on roadside assistance to git here
Thinking naughty thoughts about Furdle and ravencraft


Wbu

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: October 21, 2014, 08:37:19 PM »

Oooo we're getting aggressive now

I like it when your feisty

choke on your spork you little bitch

I want to choke on your spork :(

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Off Topic / Re: verizon sent me two tablets and they have no record of it. and im not charged.

« on: October 21, 2014, 07:20:43 PM »

Well technically yes. Things sent you you belongs to you. Even if Verizon finds the mistakethey would still be mine.
Though the catch is they may have the ability to Bill my account. Sothats a diff issue.
If this was like Amazon sending me a tablet accidentally, they are just forgeted

I will let you strap me in a swing and you can have your way with me

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: October 21, 2014, 07:07:14 PM »

heres like the exact same pic but w/ glasses cuz i dont take my glasses off irl 0__0

geeky lovey

lets bone

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: October 21, 2014, 05:19:43 PM »

hi hot stuff ;^*

if you make love, I want pics

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: October 21, 2014, 01:25:55 PM »

Random ass photo I don't remember taking but is on my phone

oh hello handsome