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Off Topic / favorite rapper thread
« on: November 22, 2016, 07:03:33 PM »
All you need to do is post your favorite rapper, don't have one? post your favorite music artist,

Mine is this guy



cheif keef, heres some of his music,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWyHZNBz6FE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLpCkuftmJM

post belooooooooooow

EDIT:

paul is not allowed here, sorry paul, its the sake of my thread and your reputation


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Off Topic / I can guess your age
« on: November 19, 2016, 09:45:16 PM »
In order for this to work you must follow these steps
Use this to help you if you haven't got a calculator already
https://www.google.co.uk/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=google%20calculator

►Pick a number from 1 to 10

►Multiply the chosen number by 2

►Add 5 to your total

►Multiply your new total by 50

►If you have already had your birthday this year, add the number 1766 to your total
   If you have not had your birthday this year, add the number 1765 to your total

►Subtract from your total the year which you were born
[example: if i was born in 1988 subtract that number from your total]

►You are suppost to have a 3 digit number, if not you completely did it wrong. Post your total in this thread, and I will tell you your age

I do not take credit for this method, video is below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk1FJyzJq-4  :iceCream:

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Off Topic / meme machine time capsule
« on: November 19, 2016, 04:53:12 PM »
BASICALLY, this is a time capsule of the oldest and newest memes, i've ran out of memes so i need you guys to put some down

ill start off with a dat boi meme ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)



if you're not here to contribute to the time capsule, please don't waste your time.

aaaaaaaaaaand go..




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Off Topic / hovering car prediction?
« on: November 19, 2016, 12:14:53 PM »



this is just a poll, /discuss if you like

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Off Topic / google translate is terrible
« on: November 18, 2016, 07:43:27 PM »
its either purposely not giving you the correct translation, or its broken, i tested it today with some mandarin pinyin from my book, it came out completely wrong, is google translate the most unreliable system of translation ever?

maybe it doesn't like black people lol ;-; maybe if i bleached myself and pulled out the dreadlocks from my head and used some gel to look like a bleached donald Annoying Orange, i might get a positive translation

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Off Topic / clumsy bitch
« on: November 16, 2016, 07:07:32 PM »
welp here i am again making another thread about incompetent workers in stores, so i went to PC World, i'm not sure if they have these stores in the US



thats what it looks like, anyways no side tracking

I have a Hewlett-Packard (HP) laptop that I use for my school projects, And like a cuck i spilled a glass of water in the keyboard and the R key was missing

, It had a two year guarantee so I took it back to the store I bought it from, which is PC world and this handicapped woman came to me, she asked me whats the problem with the computer and I said I the problem, which was the keys not working due to the water incident, she asked me if i had a guarantee for the pc, I showed her it, she looked at it for literally 6 seconds and said its expired.


so i said to her;
How can it be expired when I bought the pc 4 months ago and it has a 2 year guarantee?

She gave me some stupid ass look, and checked the receipt again, she gave me an apology then proceeded to check the pc and said she will talk to the people at the back and sort it out, she picks up the pc, walks around the store at first, I do not know why, then walks to the back of the counter.

guess what happens next, she loving drops the PC and 3 of the keys fell off AND some plastic from the lid snapped. She just has her mouth open and stares at me, i felt like punching the bitch. so the manager looked at the damages and says the plastic from the lid cannot be replaced, so they issued me a new one, i am currently using my moms pc and sharing it with her until the new one comes, this should take a month or so. then the woman started following me and talking about how sorry she was like an idiot, tbh after today i think she should be fired.





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Off Topic / Your lost loved ones [there are rules]
« on: November 15, 2016, 02:48:08 PM »

                                                              RULES


► animals only (yes that includes humans), don't talk about anything that isn't an organism.
EXAMPLE: my pet rock died, rip.

► Don't be an starfish

►If you don't care, don't post (yes my brother badspot).

►Pictures are allowed, nothing too gruesome though.

►Do not flame another forumer if he doesn't stick to these rules, just let him realize he forgeted up.

► You are allowed to have sympathy for others, If you don't know what that means
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sympathy
                                 ^ click that ^

► {NEW RULE} it doesn't have to be loved ones, it can be your friends too, just make sure when you mean friends it applies with the first rule.
EXAMPLE OF A GOOD POST:



My cat steven was one of the greatest, sadly he died due to a car accident, we will never forget him as long as we live.
EXAMPLE OF A BAD POST:



i lost my rock in a river, rip rocky roostery probably a fossil - 2016

You don't want a bad post,

That is all

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Off Topic / will donald Annoying Orange legalize weed?
« on: November 14, 2016, 09:45:26 PM »
if he doesn't do it by december i will call my dad
my dad will call his dad
then his dad will call the police
then the police will call cia
then cia will call hillary
and hillary will make a stuffty twitter post to her rioters to assassinate him

either way weed is good



customgrow420 is pissed

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Creativity / New game idea [/discuss + poll]
« on: November 14, 2016, 08:53:17 PM »


                                                          love
                


Mortal Kombat love is a fantasy horror fighting game for the xbox one where two chosen research stars, or customized characters fight to the death in gruesome torture gear, love toys, chainsaws and etc

It will include 1080p graphics, online mulitplayer, local (for the broke boys), and a store to purchase the virtual currency called love coins

        
love coins are mortal kombat love's virtual currency, in order to obtain love coins you must win fights with online players, once you have love coins you will be able to purchase in-game items such as..



FLAMING STRAP-ON

Properties
can whip opponent dealing 15 damage
When opponent is whipped it burns the player for 5 extra seconds dealing 2 damage per second
Has a 11 second regeneration time



MONDAY MORNING

Properties
One hit KO if opponent is stunned
5 second cooldown
Deals 5 damage per swing

And other weapons to come

PLAYER PROPERTIES

Players will have 200 health, 250 if player drinks testosterone elixir (i'll talk about this later).
To stun a player you must 4 hit combo, once 4 hit combo is in place player will be stunned for 3 seconds.
Special moves will be added to players, you can only use special moves when you have sustained multiple blows by opponent.
researchstars can interact with map objects, such as throwing barrels, pulling houses down, etc.

Now lets talk about elixir's

Elixir's are potions players can use in battle to help them in whatever situation they're in, to obtain elixir's you must use your love coins.




ELIXIR OF HEALTH

Properties
Gives player 50 extra health (can be used before battle for 50 extra health)
Can only be used once per battle
Costs 35 love coins



ELIXIR OF SPEED

Properties
Player has haste for 15 seconds
Player can easily form combo's
If player is stunned the haste immediately wears off
Costs 45 love coins


Now for the research stars, research stars are the in-game fighters who battle eachother to the death

                      

Now, I could of edited the pictures of these characters in photoshop, but I was a little tired so i just got the image from google images, just imagine this selection screen with research stars on it, if you have no imagination, i can't help you bud.

Now, here is the chosen characters for the game, more characters can obtained by spending love coins, the more love coins a character is, the better the character is among the others...


                      

AMY ANDERSSEN

                                    

LEXINGTON STEELE

                                


AINSLEY HARRIOTT
for the lols


more characters to come.

any more ideas for the game?

/discuss



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Forum Games / New game idea [/discuss + poll]
« on: November 14, 2016, 08:50:21 PM »


                                                          love
                


Mortal Kombat love is a fantasy horror fighting game for the xbox one where two chosen research stars, or customized characters fight to the death in gruesome torture gear, love toys, chainsaws and etc

It will include 1080p graphics, online mulitplayer, local (for the broke boys), and a store to purchase the virtual currency called love coins

        
love coins are mortal kombat love's virtual currency, in order to obtain love coins you must win fights with online players, once you have love coins you will be able to purchase in-game items such as..



FLAMING STRAP-ON

Properties
can whip opponent dealing 15 damage
When opponent is whipped it burns the player for 5 extra seconds dealing 2 damage per second
Has a 11 second regeneration time



MONDAY MORNING

Properties
One hit KO if opponent is stunned
5 second cooldown
Deals 5 damage per swing

And other weapons to come

PLAYER PROPERTIES

Players will have 200 health, 250 if player drinks testosterone elixir (i'll talk about this later).
To stun a player you must 4 hit combo, once 4 hit combo is in place player will be stunned for 3 seconds.
Special moves will be added to players, you can only use special moves when you have sustained multiple blows by opponent.
researchstars can interact with map objects, such as throwing barrels, pulling houses down, etc.

Now lets talk about elixir's

Elixir's are potions players can use in battle to help them in whatever situation they're in, to obtain elixir's you must use your love coins.




ELIXIR OF HEALTH

Properties
Gives player 50 extra health (can be used before battle for 50 extra health)
Can only be used once per battle
Costs 35 love coins



ELIXIR OF SPEED

Properties
Player has haste for 15 seconds
Player can easily form combo's
If player is stunned the haste immediately wears off
Costs 45 love coins


Now for the research stars, research stars are the in-game fighters who battle eachother to the death

                      

Now, I could of edited the pictures of these characters in photoshop, but I was a little tired so i just got the image from google images, just imagine this selection screen with research stars on it, if you have no imagination, i can't help you bud.

Now, here is the chosen characters for the game, more characters can obtained by spending love coins, the more love coins a character is, the better the character is among the others...


                      

AMY ANDERSSEN

                                    

LEXINGTON STEELE

                                


AINSLEY HARRIOTT
for the lols


more characters to come.

any more ideas for the game?

/discuss



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Off Topic / New game idea [/discuss + poll]
« on: November 14, 2016, 08:45:26 PM »



                                                          love
                  


Mortal Kombat love is a fantasy horror fighting game for the xbox one where two chosen research stars, or customized characters fight to the death in gruesome torture gear, love toys, chainsaws and etc

It will include 1080p graphics, online mulitplayer, local (for the broke boys), and a store to purchase the virtual currency called love coins

         
love coins are mortal kombat love's virtual currency, in order to obtain love coins you must win fights with online players, once you have love coins you will be able to purchase in-game items such as..



FLAMING STRAP-ON

Properties
can whip opponent dealing 15 damage
When opponent is whipped it burns the player for 5 extra seconds dealing 2 damage per second
Has a 11 second regeneration time



MONDAY MORNING

Properties
One hit KO if opponent is stunned
5 second cooldown
Deals 5 damage per swing

And other weapons to come

PLAYER PROPERTIES

Players will have 200 health, 250 if player drinks testosterone elixir (i'll talk about this later).
To stun a player you must 4 hit combo, once 4 hit combo is in place player will be stunned for 3 seconds.
Special moves will be added to players, you can only use special moves when you have sustained multiple blows by opponent.
researchstars can interact with map objects, such as throwing barrels, pulling houses down, etc.

Now lets talk about elixir's

Elixir's are potions players can use in battle to help them in whatever situation they're in, to obtain elixir's you must use your love coins.




ELIXIR OF HEALTH

Properties
Gives player 50 extra health (can be used before battle for 50 extra health)
Can only be used once per battle
Costs 35 love coins



ELIXIR OF SPEED

Properties
Player has haste for 15 seconds
Player can easily form combo's
If player is stunned the haste immediately wears off
Costs 45 love coins


Now for the research stars, research stars are the in-game fighters who battle eachother to the death

                       

Now, I could of edited the pictures of these characters in photoshop, but I was a little tired so i just got the image from google images, just imagine this selection screen with research stars on it, if you have no imagination, i can't help you bud.

Now, here is the chosen characters for the game, more characters can obtained by spending love coins, the more love coins a character is, the better the character is among the others...


                     

AMY ANDERSSEN

                                   

LEXINGTON STEELE

                               


AINSLEY HARRIOTT
for the lols


more characters to come.

any more ideas for the game?

/discuss



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Off Topic / i am always hard in the morning
« on: November 13, 2016, 09:15:51 PM »
i think my snake just likes the sun

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Off Topic / a parrot from hell
« on: November 13, 2016, 05:51:09 PM »
ok so I have a pet african grey parrot called steven, i've had him since i was 14 and got him as a present from my uncle,
he turned out a fine, healthy parrot by the months went by, he learned to say hello, how is your day, I love you and, yep you guessed it, monday, because when me and my brothers talk to eachother we say "brother" a lot, common african american youth slang, most of us say it, so the parrot picked it up from us, we tried to make it stop but it was funny asf,

heres the picture of him btw



I had to take the picture after i cleaned out his cage

the reason why i call him the parrot from hell, is because every time the TV turns on he makes this really ANNOYING and ear rape screeching sound that just makes you want to shoot him.

AND not to mention he bullys the dog when i let him out of the cage, the dog is loving terrified of him, he even attempts to eat his food and drink his water when i'm not around, and the dog can't defend himself because the parrot is too fast for it. theres constant battles between the dog and the parrot,


                                       

                                                     
                                                             WINS
                                                         
                               

so you know a fight breaks out when the parrot starts screeching and the dog starts whimpering like a pusillanimous individual,

i asked a local pet store about the dog and the parrot, they said because they are both male and the parrot is just standing its ground to the dog, its a common thing, so i was like, "stuff , i have to live with the arguments untill one of the animals die"

what do you think I should do in the meantime

/discuss

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Drama / we have a serious problem
« on: November 12, 2016, 08:48:21 PM »
ok, i was chilling with my friends and we were pissed (drunk)

we had some random chats as drunk people usually do and one of my friends mentioned research might be banned in later years, if research gets banned what will we do? have a toss to animal planet?



who gets a loving boner from that?
this is serious guys  :cookieMonster:

/discuss

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Off Topic / was blockland meant for children?
« on: November 12, 2016, 12:14:24 PM »
did hartman want blockland to be for kids? or cancerous teenagers

/discuss

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