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Off Topic / how 2 buzzwaker!

« on: November 11, 2016, 01:33:08 PM »

first of all you gotta wake up



now since im unhealthy as forget heres my daily breakfast, usually i order a pizza and some chicken wings and only eat the pizza and leave the chicken wings in the fridge



             ^ my actual mini fridge

then if its a saturday i jump straight on cod without even having a bath,

then my mom usually shouts at me about the state of my room, i go outside and meet my local friends, we cause a little trouble then i go back home, order another pizza, this time double chicken double cheese with bbq base, and chicken wings, then if its a sunday i usually go clothes shopping for jordans, or i just go online

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Off Topic / i got loving ripped off

« on: November 10, 2016, 06:41:05 PM »

ok so basically i needed a snack, so i walked to my local store for a bag of cheetos



looks nice right?

the store worker had the cheetos behind the counter for some reason instead of on the shelves so i asked him for the bag and he hesitated to give it to me, I honestly don't know why, anyways he picked it up and said £1.50, i gave him the money, he gave me the bag, then I walked back home. I opened the bag and there was only 6 loving cheetos in the bag, the rest was loving air, I was thinking to myself,

stuff why didn't i even shake the bag, so I walked back to the store with the open bag like a handicap and asked the man for my money back, he said I ate the cheetos and left that amount in the bag. Basically saying i was trying to rob him.

I got pissed and said..

"didn't you even feel the loving bag before you picked it"

he said to me..

"Look sir, You ate the cheetos"

"No i loving didn't"

Then he gave me some corny ass look and told me to get out the store, what a day huh?

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Drama / Sydewise - beyond the limit of handicapped

« on: November 09, 2016, 06:57:09 PM »

                                                                                     
                                                                               BLID: 49594
So basically what went down was a failed attempt to drama luthorious over some sort of online bullying, luthorious registered and account on forums and told us basically what happened, you won't believe this, it happened a month ago




So basically, the first post was not very grammatically understandable but to my understanding the guy who made the thread wait for it...

Wait for it...

             =     
THEY ARE THE SAME PEOPLE, prodigy bought a new blockland key and made a new forum account to escape his bullying AND he registered on forums to drama cannon and luthorious about how they treated him!
He thinks that cannon and luthorious bullied him due to luthorious convincing cannon to take away his admin on his life RP server. its cannons choice, hes the host, I know it was wrong for luthorious to convince cannon to take away your admin for no reason, but you don't drama cannon full well knowing he reads drama, its stupid
Its like putting your hand in an anacondas mouth knowing it's going to bite you, yet you still do it.
So anyways he made the drama "[Cannon666 / Luthorious] Possible Their / Bad Host (Uncooperative Life Rp Host)"

Links here: https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=303772.0

And he went on his alt Sydewise and commented some very dismissive and bait posts to HIMSELF,

thats right, HIMSELF, btw sorry I forgot to tell you that he is called resolute gamer



then out of the blue, his cover got blown, he resorted from dismissive posts on his own drama to the victim card

the funny thing is he thinks that luthorious cares that hes bullying him, cyberbullying is a myth, it can be EASILY AVOIDED, if you cannot escape cyberbullying, just buy another blockland key like what sydewise does, (stupid idea do not do it) and then bait yourself (dumb again)
then he says this

why would you say he has no life when you spent 10 dollars on a blockland key just to escape a cyber bully, you even went so far of dramaing him on a different account and attempting to insult yourself to hide your tracks. So you're telling me you cant just disconnect from the server and join another one? or just not play blockland for a loving week, please, you are in no position of telling people "you have no life". Also he isn't harassing you, most people who post on drama forums do NOT avoid their own drama, its stupid, hes obviously going to loving look at what you have posted and say something, you asked for it.

anyways what do you think of this dude, bad, mad, dumb, or very socially pressured online

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Off Topic / I want to be homoloveual for a day

« on: November 09, 2016, 05:58:13 PM »

one day i was smoking some weed and i had an idea of what its like to be homoloveual for a day,

what clothes do i wear?

what type of boyfriend i should have?

what hole do i stick my snake in?

what food do i eat?

what friends do i have?

what will my parents say?

what would my voice sound like?

and i looked at a few pictures of some gay people, they seemed happy and stuff so i could try it for a day, would you?

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Off Topic / you guys know that Annoying Orange isn't going to build a giant wall right?

« on: November 09, 2016, 11:58:47 AM »

basically, Annoying Orange is going to make a thought out system that prevents immigrants from pouring into the US, not build a loving wall, how is he going to build a giant wall around the US when they are in 20 trillion dollars in debt?

Whats he going to make it out of? tell me below if he even has the insane idea of doing so

titanium?



price: 3.54 USD per kilogram
great corrosion resistance
poorly conducts heat/electricity,
great for mexico


anyways you get the idea, just keep the border patrol, they're cool, plus who cares about immigrants, usually they come with no education so they won't get the new jobs Annoying Orange is supposedly going to make.

im black and i live in the uk, we just have prime ministers, nothing is stuffhead crazy like america,

i am not a carpenter, neither have i studied architecture in college or secondary school so correct me if im wrong about the titanium, more ideas would be great, or he could just make the wall out of his greasy hair gel so it heats up in the sun and it becomes boiling hot so when immigrants try and jump the border it gives em 3rd degree burns and melts their skin clean off,

im jokin, anyways good luck americans with your new president, just hope he fixes gun laws unlike obama

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Off Topic / Just got some fresh air jordan 11's

« on: November 08, 2016, 05:59:15 PM »

what do you guys think of them?



sweet right?

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Off Topic / how 2 stuffpost drama by buzzwaker!

« on: October 31, 2016, 06:21:12 PM »

this is how to stuffpost, im an expert at it trust me after seeing this you will be a MASTER


step one


make sure you have a good subject




now you're getting the hang of this ja?


step two


make sure the thread has very large and bold writing so it stands out and pisses the community off





wow you are really good at this!


step three


make sure your thread has some cool and pointless arguments at the bottom





you are a pro, heres more



step four


sit back and relax, when you get comments like




you know you did a DANDY job


FINAL STEPERINO


everytime you get hate, do a nice and cheeky :coolsmile:





like and subscribe for more "good content"

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Off Topic / Buzzwaker! Q & A

« on: October 31, 2016, 11:33:36 AM »

i think im a meme so er, ask my anything

RULES

nothing personal, (age is fine)

nothing that you know is down right inappropriate

nothing related to where i live (goes under personal)

nothing that relates to me marrying tills

im not fat

can someone tell me if BAD DOGE is a meme?

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Off Topic / i like tills

« on: October 30, 2016, 10:23:39 PM »

i have this feeling inside my bones i want to be a furry and run in the sunset with tills

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Off Topic / DID SOMEBODY CALL THE DINKSTER?

« on: October 30, 2016, 08:43:05 PM »

if you called him you are officially cool

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Drama / do not let this guy in in your server [rant-ish]

« on: October 30, 2016, 08:14:27 PM »

User: mann
BLID: 21186
Possible blockland forumer?: idk



YEP



HES A... TROLL, yep you guessed it

Basically, I was granted admin 3-4 weeks ago by deceased box, shout out to him btw hes my nig,
and we was about to load a fort war Z pack, but deceased went to go and eat so i had to wait for him to come back, 2 minutes later MANN JOINS



I'm usually a nice guy so I give him a normal server greeting, he says hi back

sounds good rite?

BUT NO

he starts being a dirty little troll and dupes a HORRIBLE spam build



image may be a little small but i keep small resolution sadly :(

so then he starts being a bitch and purposely trapping players in bricks and using spam events



i told the brother to stop, obviously wouldnt listen



BUT THEN....

my g box finished eating and then ate his ass with a remove script :)



so yea, people like him do not deserve blockland, neither do they deserve wifi and a computer

this guy needs to be taught a lesson, he also was spamming music bricks with the sonic rap, serious ear rape, sadly i couldn't screenshot it because deceased cleared the bricks before i even got to, please ban him on sight

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Drama / if sugar joins your server, shut it down

« on: October 30, 2016, 04:23:16 PM »

THIS IS A WARNING TO ALL USERS OF THIS SECTION

PACK YOUR BAGS AND RUN, ITS THE SUGAR MOBILE




Pack your bags, hide your kids, hide yourself, then hide your snake and IQ level, because this person will give you so much autism, its unbelievable :(


User was banned for this post

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Drama / can you drama a guy that is about to drama you?

« on: October 29, 2016, 01:22:43 PM »

just wanted to see if its possible

User was banned for this post