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Off Topic / Re: Blogland: Need Some Help

« on: March 20, 2016, 04:18:23 PM »

ask him when he expects his balls to drop

It's great, last night he sent me a message he wants to send her which is about 1000 words long and can be summed up as "I'm not changing, you need to accept that and be my friend again."

He really doesn't loving get it.

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Off Topic / Re: This pizza has the name of gay people on it

« on: March 20, 2016, 03:59:44 PM »

I personally enjoy how Maxwell has stolen the show from Espio. Good show, lad.

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Off Topic / Re: This pizza has the name of gay people on it

« on: March 20, 2016, 03:52:14 PM »

I'm straight

HOLY stuff, AN ACTUAL SURPRISE IN THIS THREAD!

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Off Topic / Re: Blogland: Need Some Help

« on: March 20, 2016, 03:33:53 PM »

and don't expect the artist to bed you out of your loyalty.

Yes, I was expecting the girl with a boyfriend to blow me because I made the bad Russian man go away.

Nah, I owe her a couple, so this one is on the house.

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Off Topic / Re: Each generation of children seem to get worse each time.

« on: March 20, 2016, 03:07:39 PM »

maybe ur parents are just wild animals

My Dad's side has a lot of bogan that he and I both probably inherited.

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Off Topic / Re: Blogland: Need Some Help

« on: March 20, 2016, 03:06:50 PM »

unless the artist could help advance your career

We have a better friendship IMO; she's loving good at art so she keeps giving me tips and even will draw ideas that I explain to her, and in return I help her with some of the bullstuff she goes through. The Dude just kind of wants me like a therapist and the only return is free video games.

You might need him as a wingman later on.

A job he's been awful at in the past. I'd do just fine picking up more girls if I wasn't lazy.

literally bros before hoes, 99% pass rate

And and the chick are more like bros than me and the dude.

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Off Topic / Re: Each generation of children seem to get worse each time.

« on: March 20, 2016, 02:56:59 PM »

now I don't act like a spaz in public

Nah, you leave that stuff for the forums.

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Drama / Re: Any players you just simply hate?

« on: March 20, 2016, 02:52:07 PM »

Is your life an everlasting hell

my life is a linkin park song on FULL loving BLAST

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Drama / Re: Any players you just simply hate?

« on: March 20, 2016, 02:43:47 PM »

I'm chill as forget, you twat.

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Drama / Re: Any players you just simply hate?

« on: March 20, 2016, 02:41:29 PM »

all aboard the hate bandwagon

This is such a stupid loving phrase. There is not a "bandwagon" because people agree with the same point. forget off.

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Off Topic / Re: Each generation of children seem to get worse each time.

« on: March 20, 2016, 02:40:12 PM »

My personal favourite punishments from my parents included:

-> Literally kicking me out of the house
-> The Belt
-> Being thrown into a wall and splitting my head open
-> Being chocked against a war with a single arm pinned against my neck
-> Being made to watch the ANZAC parade

Totally should loving keep to these things to kids, that'll CERTAINLY make the situation better. Cunt.

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Creativity / Re: Drawings Megathread

« on: March 20, 2016, 09:34:16 AM »

I'm doing Character Design at college. I'm a programmer, not an artist and I hate drawing (teach calls it a "fear", I call it a "realistic outlook"). My teach said that I could just throw in some reference material, lay over some colour and add some lines and call it a day, so I'm getting that finished ASAP.

Yeah, I'm aware this looks like stuff and it's only every going to look like stuff even when it's finished, but the whole point is that it'll be reference for a 3D sculpt, so I just need to see key details.

12:15 AM McJobless said: Gonna call it a night and finish it off tomorrow.
12:16 AM McJobless said: I'm going to keep the jacket and front leg texture, just clean them up.
12:16 AM McJobless said: I'll find some new texture for the skin and fix the boots.
12:16 AM McJobless said: Head and hair will need to be also fixed.
12:16 AM McJobless said: Singlet needs to be cleaned
12:16 AM McJobless said: And then I just need to go over the shadow/light detail once more.
12:17 AM McJobless said: But at least I actually have a shape, unlike this time last year when I didn't even have lines.

Also need to add tattoos and a few cybernetic parts. And yes, I know the right hand looks flimsy as forget; I'm on it.

For reference; this character is basically Mother Nature in a cyber-punk world. She possesses this laid back programmer chick and then plots to kill every human on Earth since we kill all nature in the future.

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Off Topic / Re: Do you go to the 2nd page of google results?

« on: March 20, 2016, 02:02:06 AM »

Frequently when searching for old games.

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Off Topic / Re: Tenshi Avatar Edit

« on: March 20, 2016, 12:45:44 AM »

I did a really stuffty thing:

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Off Topic / Re: name 5 things you hate

« on: March 20, 2016, 12:27:44 AM »

alright then name LOTS OF THINGS

Morons.
The Australian Government.
Ridiculous taxes that only apply to the general public.
People who don't understand basic aircraft principles.
Automatic weapons.
My ex.
The other ex.
This one richardhead from college.
The Undertale soundtrack.
The Undertale video game.
Any other video game that I don't like (there's a lot of them).
Fruit.
Fish.
Bird stuff on my roof.
Hatchbacks and other small cars.
Tumblr.
Google+.
IP.Board's latest update.
That one bogan cunt who gets on every bus I do.
Swimming.
People who do the things I want to do well before I have the ability to do them.
Milk.
Barn animals.
Dog's saliva.
The entire SD card industry.
The one guy who designed the entire GTA Online progression chart.
People with gibberish for usernames.
The Unity developers.
Hungry Jacks.
Kazakhstan.
Whoever made the decision not to make easy tutorials for FMOD unless you pay $8000.
Australia's primary export being coal.
Everybody at Telstra.
Furries.
Sports players who can't even do that job correctly if they've got a massive salary.
Activision-Blizzard.
Vivendi.
Generic terrorist flavour of the month.
The two-party system.
Old people.
Young people.
Hugh Jackman.
Muscle spasms.
Putt-Putt.
Australia's terrible attitude towards AAA development.
My college forcing me through more drawing classes than programming classes.
Having an ever-increasing debt because my college can't count.
Sour cream.
Bland memes.
Old memes.
Foreign memes.
Myself.
Insert Name Here.

How's that?