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Drama / Re: Stupid Bans, Kicks, and Mutes

« on: February 24, 2016, 03:09:38 PM »

Kreon's community RP
Get killed repeatedly by captmeat because me and another guy were trying to break into the madmen corporation building, you know as someone roleplaying as say a criminal would

Go forget yourself. I'm so sick and tired of people trying to play innocent whenever they try to break into a building that's very clearly  designed to keep people out when it's not open.

You enter private property, and we have the jurisdiction over the space. Do you think you can just waltz in and we're gonna say "Hi?" The rules are the same for anybody; you enter private space, we get too chose how to deal with you. There's a reason we put up those insta-kill barbed wire gates and blocked off corners with invisible walls.

Maybe don't play like a handicapped cunt and people might have sympathy for your bullstuff.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: February 24, 2016, 02:38:13 PM »

I don't even know what to do anymore

Clearly the only option here is to shave the whole thing off and wait for it to grow back.

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Games / Re: Counter Strike: Global Offensive Thread v2 - OP by KelBlock

« on: February 24, 2016, 01:59:56 PM »

steve you killed me

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Forum Games / Re: YOU CRINGE YOU LOSE

« on: February 24, 2016, 01:54:38 PM »

Spent several houses staring at everything in this forum topic. didn't cringe once I am uncringeable I am the cringe god I know you idiots can do better make me vomit make me cringe I dare you because it's impossible! I'VE SEEN THE WEIRDEST stuff ON THE INTERNET NOTHING CAN MAKE ME CRINGE!

You sound like a loving cunt.

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Games / Re: Counter Strike: Global Offensive Thread v2 - OP by KelBlock

« on: February 24, 2016, 01:48:35 PM »

Also what's a tick

In terms of what these people mean, it refers to the amount of times the game will poll input devices during a specific length of time (usually a few milliseconds). I believe the idea people have is that a higher rate of ticking will improve their response times since the game could theoretically read their button presses faster.

Whoops, that's wrong and I feel like a twat. It's how many times the server is updated with information from your system about stuff like your position and if you're firing etc. It's measured per second, in hertz (similar to your monitor's refresh rate, except the two things are unreleated).

Valve currently use 64Hz. Idiots think that increasing the tick rate will improve things, when it fact it'll only stress hardware even more.

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Games / Re: Counter Strike: Global Offensive Thread v2 - OP by KelBlock

« on: February 24, 2016, 01:43:51 PM »

Why are people demanding a tick rate of 128, as if it'll improve anything?

Isn't it something like 90% of PCs don't have the hardware or network connection to keep up with 128 ticks?

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Creativity / Re: Game Design Megathread

« on: February 24, 2016, 01:32:21 PM »

You could also try to learn Wwise

Was debating which to go for. Wwise is what's used in Unreal (although Unreal's interface for it sucks).

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Games / Re: Anyone want a 50% off Sanctum Steam coupon?

« on: February 24, 2016, 07:05:53 AM »

I enjoy both, and so I highly recommend getting either (and nabbing that coupon) to anybody thinking about it.

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Off Topic / Re: Why do people put question marks after sentences that aren't questions?

« on: February 24, 2016, 06:18:48 AM »

If you're Australian then every sentence should end with a question mark.

if you're australian you are legally required to not be on this forum.

WHAT THE forget YOU SAYIN CUNTS? YOU WANT ME TO COME OVER THERE AND HOOK YOU IN THE forgetIN GABBA? I SWEAR I'LL KICK YOUR TOYS OUT RIGHT?

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Off Topic / Re: Do you guys have building doormen that water the streets everyday?

« on: February 24, 2016, 05:28:05 AM »

I believe the goal is to very quickly clean off any dirt, dust and rubbish on the pavement so people don't have to walk in filth.

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Drama / Re: Stop making excuses

« on: February 24, 2016, 04:49:49 AM »

"Listen up you twats",

I don't even care what the rest of the OP contents were, this is enough for me to /support.

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Forum Games / Re: You can have 1 lego set from any line, theme, etc

« on: February 24, 2016, 04:46:33 AM »

Either one of these:



-or-

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Off Topic / Re: Walmart is making me take a survey on why I left.

« on: February 24, 2016, 04:41:33 AM »

Are you gonna need my McJobless acount or?

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Forum Games / Re: HOW FAMOUS IS THE ABOVE USER

« on: February 24, 2016, 04:37:37 AM »

Very famous for his bird avatar.

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Off Topic / Re: could you take a diglett up the ass

« on: February 24, 2016, 04:36:08 AM »

Electrk asked me this the other day and I was prepared to ship him a Muay-Thai Body Obliterator so he'd shut the forget up.